Punch Lines To My Favorite Jokes
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Introduction
Know the jokes?
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"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
2
"Coffee break's over. Back on your heads!"
3
"Uh oh. You're not gonna like Wednesdays."
4
"A brunette with bad breath."
What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head?
5
"That's ok. They kicked us out of Winn-Dixie too."
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"What is this, some kind of joke?"
A priest, a rabbi and a kangaroo walk into a bar.
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"You're not in this for the hunting, are you?"
8
"Bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"
Celine Dion walks into a bar...
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"You and me."
10
"Naaaaaaaah. Thaaaaaaaat's my Daaaaaaaaad."
Guy drives by a kid on a fence watching a man having sex with a sheep...
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"Because they taste funny."
Why cannibals won't eat clowns.
12
"Nice belt."
What the 0 said to the 8.
13
"Not really. It all happened so fast."
A snail gets mugged by two turtles...
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"Arrrrgh. It's drivin' me nuts!"
Guy in the men's room notices a pirate with a steering wheel on his dick...
This list gives me a feeling of great foreboding! :)
Oddly funny to just read the punchlines! There's some real weight there.
Heard this one? "Aaaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
Heard this one? "Aaaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
This list reminds me of the old prisoner joke about numbered jokes; "Some people can tell them, some people can't."
Oddly, I recognize most of them, and for the others, I'll just make up my own.
Hey, that would be a good game show. I'll call it "What's So Funny." We'll give the contestants punch lines, and they have to tell a joke that goes with the punch line.
Oddly, I recognize most of them, and for the others, I'll just make up my own.
Hey, that would be a good game show. I'll call it "What's So Funny." We'll give the contestants punch lines, and they have to tell a joke that goes with the punch line.
Noah...YES.. a great joke I forgot about but will now add to the list. Thanks.
This is a great list, carymc! The snail and turtles one made me chuckle :-D I know some of the others but not all. Any chance you are going to fill in the rest of the beginnings? It has been a LONG, rainy Monday here today, and I could use a good laugh.
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