Oxymorons
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Introduction
Ever noticed that it's simply impossible to find seriously funny oxymorons online? The only choice is to ask one of those paid volunteers at the library – the ones in the long-sleeved T-shirts – for an original copy of some obviously obscure documents that were found missing amongst some paperwork almost exactly one hundred years ago.
original copies
freezer burn
plastic glasses
unbiased opinion
jumbo shrimp
living dead
larger half
liquid gas
military intelligence
definite maybe
same difference
constant variable
only choice
free love
exact estimate
almost exactly
pretty ugly
Microsoft Works
deafening silence
act naturally
open secret
new and improved
friendly fire
business ethics
genuine veneer
new classic
accurate estimate
balding hair
blind eye
clean dirt
Civil War
Doing Nothing
fresh cheese
working vacation
Awfully wonderful list, Norm! Loved the intro---gave me a good laugh. =D
Excellent! Very clever. :-)
By the way I think moron is an underused word. Let's bring it back...
Great, complete list. A bookmarker!
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