Odd Jobs for out of work Rodeo Clowns

They would fit in fine. Everybody in the administration is a clown already.

Wouldn't it be a riot being at an auction with a clown auctioneering!!

getting chased by bulls is probably easier than having 50 kids swinging from your neck every day, all day!

I HATE MIMES as a lot of you know.. at least the rodeo clown would add some color into the mix. This would make it slightly less annoying..... slightly.

Who's gonna hit a clown? They might be good at keeping things under control! The drunks would be too busy heckling and laughing at them to fight!

Possible replacement for:

a) Wolf Blitzer

b) Larry King

c) Anderson Cooper

All of the above are clowns. Why not let the professional clowns have a crack at it.

I used to have respect for Larry King. The night Saddam Hussein was executed, Larry had to end his show and hand it over to Anderson Cooper's show. You could hear it in Larry's voice and see it in his face as he said: "Well, that's it for me I guess. Anderson, you are going to get to call this one!" To which Anderson just smiled smugly.

After a long and decent career, I was disappointed to see Larry take the execution as a "badge", an "I got to call it" notch in his portfolio.

Don't get me wrong, Saddam got what he deserved.... but for anyone to take pleasure in it. Sad shit indeed.

Michael Moore makes decent documentaries. But he is also a politically slanted airbag. I don't mind showing strong political beliefs, but he is leaning so far left he's barely hanging on.

He needs a companion. Someone to fetch his burgers. A clown would suit this just fine.

Hell... if Arnie can do it!!

Imagine how funny the speeches would be!

Watching some sad ass looking clown talking about his platform to fix the State!

Hey, the company is trying to make a comeback.... better let the financial pro's do the job right this time.

Hire the clown's damn it!!

"well sir, we are gonna have to let you go. The kids are all crying today, you scare the hell out of them."

It wouldn't be to hard to mimic that awful hairpiece look. Plus you could charge him $1000 per cut.... not per style... per CUT!