My favorite Halloween costumes that I can't afford....DAMN!
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Stormtrooper
I even have the wife's permission to buy this get up.... it's just the $2000+ that I don't have.
Predator
A wicked costume
Cylon
I can't even FIND a place to buy this...so it's gotta be hella expensive, but DAMN it's cool!!
Darth Vader
Like the Stormtrooper... the real deal is $2500+
Lord Helmut
The "Spaceballs" nincompoop version of Vader.
The Vagina
I am always being called a cunt by people anyways.... so why not take them literally!! I like the tampon string too just for extra tackiness!!
That Predator thing would give me nightmares!
Oh my god. All pretty normal until the vagina. That is really gross, but I'd love to see someone out at a pub crawl in that!
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