Martian Truisms
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Introduction
I would like to share my favorite quotes of Martian wisdom with you.
1
"It's better to love a losenge than to never love squaglemuth"
-Palsquoid Twain
2
"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we c8ahjf."
-Mesliz Darnop Minoginz 8
3
"Meep meep meep meep is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."
-Tonuyar
4
"Ask not what the planet can do for you, ask what you can do for Zalrthar, god of Smifsmy"
-Pope U-932
5
"What doesn't kill us only makes us golcofium pie."
-Lord Craylim
6
"Fortune does not change men; it unmasks the squidgods."
-Pin Tak Oroio 9
7
"If the mininilom is in range, so are you."
-Jwoavoihjfoeafiea;hveoaurioeawhfieoahguierabvruiaghoa Smith
8
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 28,904,389,204."
-Horafian saying
9
"Every clontil is a self made man; but only the clontila are ever willing to admit it."
-Dektron Oidoid Pnopchest
10
"It is easier to be critical than in a shpootium chamber."
-Catherine the Huzcjalcoi Humanoid
11
"Raise zoglims and they'll peck your eyes out."
-Dokforp Chininiua
12
"Throw nubsa in the water and the humans will come to explode."
-Rashkorv Scourge of Space
I have a First Edition of "The Complete Krelbs of Dokforp Chininiua"
Great list.
Great list.
I believe wholeheartedly in #5. Golcofium pie tastes best when served warm with a scoop of ice cream, by the way. Any chance you'll illustrate this list with more of your artwork, Emory? I'd love to see what a zoglim (#11)looks like. I think there's one living in my neighbor's forsythia bush.
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