Funny t-shirt "slogans"
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Introduction
Either you love them or you hate them. These are some of my personal favourites. Hope you enjoy some of them to. :)
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I see dead people
A classic!
2
I hear voices and they don't like you
3
I do bad things
4
I did WHAT last night!?
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YOU! Get off my planet!
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Hell was full so i'm back
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As a matter of fact the whole world DOES revolve aound me
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I only cry when ugly people hold me
Seen on a baby's t-shirt. Brilliant!
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I bet you didn't recognise me without my cape
10
Ok, i'm no Angelina Jolie, but you aren't exactly Brad Pitt are you?
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It's not me, it's you
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I have issues, call me
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You say i'm a bitch like it's a bad thing
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Well aren't we just a ray of fu#&@ing sunshine!
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I'm smiling....that alone should scare you
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I get away with so much
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Buy me things!
18
I'm confused. No wait....maybe I'm not.
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Despite the look on my face you're still talking.
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Let me drop everything and work on YOUR problem.
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I'm not fluent in idiot so please speak slowly and clearly.
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Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
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Everybody is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it
Yup, I'm left handed :)
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War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left
This is a bit of a serious one but i still think it's great
25
Define "Girlfriend"?
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Talk Nerdy to me!
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I'm up and dressed what more do you want!?
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I do all my own stunts.
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I'll be using these to my advantage.
This one is obviously for girls only :)
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Sorry about what happens later
31
Any way we can speed things up?
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Here i am, now what are your other two wishes?
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I like you. I'll kill you last.
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Don't just stare. Buy me a drink!
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Do i look like i care?
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Remember, if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off!
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Me NOT love you long time!
NO OFFENCE INTENDED: Saw the most beautiful Asian girl wearing this. Laughed so hard i almost wet myself! This MUST be the best race specific t-shirt i've ever seen. Isn't it lovely when people can laugh at themselves and not take things so seriously.
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Don't make me come down there! -God
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I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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Beyond help.
"I should have danced all night."
(Worn by a pregnant lady)
(Worn by a pregnant lady)
a couple more baby t-shirt slogans:
pardon the nipple breath
chinese toys taste better
pardon the nipple breath
chinese toys taste better
On a maternity shirt:
What? Now you tell me.
Great list.
#22 is my fave.
What? Now you tell me.
Great list.
#22 is my fave.
Great list. I bought the "As a matter of fact the world does revolve around me" for my daughter. Yeah, that's her. Also got her the, Bart Simpson, "I have an announcement to make, I'm bored"
One of my fav's is "body Piercing saved my life" on front, the pierced hands of Jesus on the back.
One of my fav's is "body Piercing saved my life" on front, the pierced hands of Jesus on the back.
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