Don't you hate when.....
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..you are sitting in traffic and diarrhea strikes?
..your mother drops by unannouced?
..you find that you are out of catfood after you get home from the store?
..you mix all the ingredients to find that you forgot to buy eggs?
..you get the first scratch on a new piece of furniture?
..nobody is home when you run out of toilet paper?
..the person behind you in line at the grocery store has the need to stand an inch and a half behind you?
..you give an innocent looking zit a squeeze and it bleeds all day?
..basketball season starts?
..the Yankees are in the post-season
You ask a client, "Is this your mother?"
"No," he says. "I'd like you to meet my wife."
"No," he says. "I'd like you to meet my wife."
You stub your toe?
You get a paper cut...then get lemon juice in it?
You get your movie rental in the mail and it's scratched?
You wake up and realize it's Monday?
You get a paper cut...then get lemon juice in it?
You get your movie rental in the mail and it's scratched?
You wake up and realize it's Monday?
you get a flat tire while driving and it's raining
Fun list! :)
Fun list! :)
...there are double-parkers all the way to work.
...you get your bills all on the same day.
...tivo didn't record your favorite show.
...a bird dumps on your windshield.
...your lips are chapped.
but don't you love it when the yankees are out of post-season??
...you get your bills all on the same day.
...tivo didn't record your favorite show.
...a bird dumps on your windshield.
...your lips are chapped.
but don't you love it when the yankees are out of post-season??
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