Best (or worst) Pickup Lines
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Introduction
I would never admit to actually using any of these. But please be my guest. Add to this list via the COMMENTS below.
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Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
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Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
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Hi. You'll do.
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I wonder what our children will look like.
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I've got a condom with your name on it.
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You smell wet. Let's Party.
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Come on. We're leaving.
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If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you?
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
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Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle(TM)
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Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
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See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine.
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Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
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Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
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I have big feet.
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You have the ass of a great artist.
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You're ugly but you intrigue me.
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I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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You know how it feels when you have to go pee really bad? (yeah)
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I have the strangest feeling that you have a very beautiful vagina.
should just add the stuff from the list about oakland shout-outs
http://www.onmylist.com/category/rants_tangents/Things_men_have_yelled
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http://www.onmylist.com/category/rants_tangents/Things_men_have_yelled
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Addition, "I hate to be Blunt, but You're Beautiful."
Kick it, Robin.
Kick it, Robin.
The more you drink the better I look.
So what will you be making me for breakfast?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
My Personal favorite-You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
So what will you be making me for breakfast?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
My Personal favorite-You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
Chris Berman -You're with me, Leather
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_with_me,_leather
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_with_me,_leather
"you look tired, you should sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up"
"Do you have a keg in your pants? because i would be honored to tap that ass :)"
"Hey sweet thang.. can i buy you a fish sandwich?" (ladies man)
haha i agree, a great list.
"Do you have a keg in your pants? because i would be honored to tap that ass :)"
"Hey sweet thang.. can i buy you a fish sandwich?" (ladies man)
haha i agree, a great list.
haha just got one. "How much does a polar bear weigh?... enough to break the ice"
I hate to be the one to bring the library into this but:
"Do you have any overdue books out? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
Gag. But that made a lot of people at work laugh before we all had to watch the "Sexual Harassment in the Workplace" vidoes.
"Do you have any overdue books out? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
Gag. But that made a lot of people at work laugh before we all had to watch the "Sexual Harassment in the Workplace" vidoes.
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