Unique Christmas Tree Decorations
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Introduction
Since luckiedog put the tree list up, might as well add some decorations to it!
American Santa
Yup... Santa was born in America. Didn't you know? He was born in Florida in a swamp boat. Indeed.
American Elephant
This is just obnoxious. Must be one of those Montana wild elephants. Santa's father raised them in the everglades and they migrated over the years.
Batman
Because nothing celebrates the Christmas season like Batman doing a catwalk across your tree.
Booze bottles
Doesn't everyone associate booze with the holidays? This year I'm drinking Absinthe.... gotta mix it up a bit :)
Engraved heirloom
Now this is a nice ornament.
Guitars
These should be MUCH bigger and under the tree with a bow!
Homer
Is there anything that the Simpson's hasn't merchandised? That will be me on x-mas morning, but it won't be the cat...it will be a raccoon.
Boobs
For some reason I picture TheRobin's Christmas tree covered with this ornament, no other decorations...just boobs. (maybe a few booze bottles I suppose)
Thingy
I'm not sure what this is....or why it's on a tree.
Snoopy
Again, on a x-mas tree? Maybe Snoopy works for Batman.
Starfish
A Hawaiian Christmas? Dig out your Elvis holiday records.
Pointy thing
No tree is complete without some random pointy thing on it!
Sweaters
Again...something that belongs UNDER the tree.. not on it!!
What the f@&k!?!
There is no reasonable explenation for this ornament!
Ha Ha! Great list, Raant! The pointy thing is kind of pretty, I think. Supposed to be a star or a snowflake, maybe? My son would probably think the guitar ornaments are cool too. Your raccoons will look festive all wrapped up in Christmas lights! Make sure you take a picture of them for us! :-)
I have every one of those.
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Our dog, Max, keeps going over to our tree and bonking his nose on the round ornaments we have hanging on the lowest branches trying to knock them off the tree. I think he thinks they are some kind of ball he should play fetch with!!
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