My head feels like...... (the morning after 2 days at the camp)
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I won't blame the beer... it was everything else... honest :)
Today, my head feels like....
.... an elephant is tap dancing on my eyelids.
....the fog has set in, and it's thick!
....I just went 12 rounds with Suger Ray Leonard.
....raccoons have ate my brain.
....the third person on a hot date, in the way and awkward.
....it's not firing on all cylinders. (just like Bush)
....the last pickled egg in the jar.
....a running motor with no oil.
....mental diaharea.
....an old shoe. Ripped and stained with very little "sole" remaining.
....bad fish chowder.
....a stale piece of melba toast.
....an old container of glue, dried up and useless.
....a boat anchor that was thrown overboard with no rope.
....a turd. Not a fancy turd, just a plain ol' turd.
HA HA HA HA You make me laugh, Raant! I'm not laughing at your pain, mind you, just the words you use to describe it. Your head must not be doing TOO badly, though, since you were able to focus enough to come up with such a creative and funny list. Hope you feel better soon. :D
Awww, poor baby. If it is this bad, I'm a little worried for the raccoons that have been gnawing on it.
I'll probably regret this, and I certainly don't need a list with pictures; but, I was wondering...what is the difference between a fancy turd and a plain turd?
I'll probably regret this, and I certainly don't need a list with pictures; but, I was wondering...what is the difference between a fancy turd and a plain turd?
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