How To Infuse Stripping Into Any Boardgame

Real Estate moguls are notrious for being as naked as spring break in ’96. So, land in jail? Well, do not pass Go, do not collect $200, and lastly, take off one article. Also whoever buys Boardwalk has to take off two articles out of sheer anger/jealousy.

World Domination sure makes for a good time, but taking over continents while undressing is what Machiavelli would call really “powerful” stuff. Anytime you take over a new country, the defeated party must be shamed into removing one article. Except for the Ukraine. It’s much too cold there.

Mystery and romance go hand in hand, and while you’re probing and exploring who dunnit, where they did it, and what they did it with, consider this: you’re wearing too many clothes for that stuffy mansion. Anytime you use a secret passageway, off with another shirt.

The game of life is all about getting back to the basics. Raisin’ kids, working jobs, playing the stock market. And there’s nothing more basic than you know what. Anytime you spin an even number, prepare to get more and more basic. For every odd number, put something back on. Where will the fun end? How many clothes will you be wearing on your day of reckoning?

Bored to tears on that Destroyer? Cabin fever on the submarine? Well, lucky for you: don’t ask - don’t tell is in full effect. For every hit you land, your partner has to take off another one. Saying “you sunk my battleship” will never be the same again.

Sometimes we find ourselves on deserted islands, endless corn fields, jail cells. Sometimes we don’t even have a deck of cards around to keep us amused. That’s why God gave us hands. And that’s why we created Rock, Paper, Scissors. To spice this game up, all you have to do is take off one piece of clothing every time you and your partner shoot the same. Recommended: play best out of 10.