Things in My Mouth at Any Given Time
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Underwear
Cotton are preferable, no lace. It gets stuck in my teeth.
2
Paper towels
Brawny, no patterns. Quilted is ok, but again, NO PATTERNS.
3
Your hand
Washed, unwashed, covered in cement...it really doesn't matter
4
Birds...I know, but I'm a puppy, it's my job
5
Sticks
I like the ones that are cleared of leaves and ready to go. No pickers please.
6
Your foot
In your shoe, in a puddle...no diff
7
Poop...again I know
8
My tail
It's getting more fur on it everyday.
9
Puddle water
It's flavorful after a nice rain.
10
Grass
I like to roll in the grass first to decide if it's my taste.
11
Tennis ball fuzz
The ball is ok, but the fuzz...oh, the fuzz.
12
PEANUT BUTTER, PEANUT BUTTER, PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Thanks Aunt Kelly!
luckily I don't see couch or other furniture on this list Mr Huckleberry. You should also steer clear of actual pieces of the house like doorways and cabinets.
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