Smurfs that Drink

After a couple drinks, he is all of the sudden your best friend, and you share some deep and magical moments. At one point, Best Friend Smurf will tell you that he loves you. Aw.

He's the scariest of Smurves. He's docile when sober, but all of the sudden the curse words flow like the liquor out of bottles. These vicious words are usually directed toward someone who isn't there, but his barks make you uncomfortable.

Good Advice Smurf is passionate with his advice on things like life, career, love, and society. He'll convince you of his good advice from his experience and what you should do. Whether you should follow it is up in the air--he might change his mind when he sobers.

He is suddenly a love machine/sultry expert. Come on, this is a very common Smurf--you know the drill (and so does he).

He's usually quiet and pensive. Don't bother him or ask if he's alright. He's just chilling of course.

He's the philosophy student or art student or can just bring the group mind inward. He usually name drops and commentates and burrows deeply into a painted corner, faster than you could say "it's morning already?" or "the cops are here!" Don't get sucked into his intellect or you'll miss out on all the fun.