Food that makes you fart!!

By RAANT 367 days ago Updated 324 days ago 1440 Views 4 Comments

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Just because :)

Baked Beans.

A gut rumbling standard! Nothing gets you "movin" like some beans!

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Moose meat.

Numerous trips to the outhouse will be in store for anyone who par taketh of the sacred moose meat.

It's DAMN good... but you pay the consequences.

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Sausage.

One of the worst, fattiest substances known to man. And I'm talking about the LEAN kind! The hot Italian ones burn the ass good :)

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Prunes.

Go ahead... at a dozen.... you'll see!

WARNING: That might not be "just a fart" lurking down there! Use precaution.....lest you shat yourself!

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Taco's.

To quote Johnny Cash's "Ring of fire" here is too easy.... I'll quote Metallica's "Harvester Of Sorrow" (before they sucked)
"...Anger
Misery
You'll suffer unto me"

I suppose now I owe Lars Ulrich a quarter for the quote!

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Spinach.

Guaranteed to make you activate the fog horn! Eat a large quantity and share the joy all day long... and into the night!

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Deer meat.

Two or three feeds of fresh deer meat and you might as well just sit in the outhouse with your cooler full of beer. Keep the door open so you can still interact with people :)

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Beer.

Drink a case or two..... it'll get ya! It always does!

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Hot dogs.

The worst, fattiest substance known to man!! These things not only make you fart.... they will kill you.

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Years ago my new hubband was having a bit of a flatulence problem. I finally asked him what the cause was; he said bananas. We didn't have bananas in the house until the first born could eat them.

Pamposted 366 days ago

chickpeas. but i don't, you know, fart. i just heard.

kellyposted 365 days ago

Yeah, yeah Kelly! I've heard it all before.... women don't fart, they "let a fluff" or a "little toot". Makes the deed sound more feminine I guess?!?

teasing :)

RAANTposted 365 days ago

Popcorn farts are the worst. I love almost everything on this list, which may explain a lot. No. 3 reminded me of when my kids were little, and we had Mexican food; the next morning they would announce to anyone who cared that they had "porcupine poop." Always thought that was a pretty good description.

Ol Hippieposted 364 days ago