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Dumpster Diving, Trash Food

K_sunglasses_thumb By kathybelle 441 days ago Updated 399 days ago 168 Views 2 Comments
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Introduction

There are certain foods found at the bottom of the food-consumption chain. They hover one degree above a non-food rating. Some are fabricated completely from laboratory products, others a master of disguise whose appearance and taste is unrecognizable from its origin.

Science is showing we are not fooling our bodies. They make us fat, clog our arteries.

That said, I have listed my favorites. I TRY to pull these out of our dumpster only for company or special occasions.

1
 

Banquet pot pies

 
Contents: 1 cube chicken, 1 pea, 1cubic mm carrot. (two crusts made with beef fat!)
2
 

diet soda

 
100% chemical creation with acid added
3
 

White bread bologna mayonnaise sandwich

 
great fishing trip lunch!
4
 

cheese puffs

 
cheese flavored styrofoam peanuts
5
 

red liquorice sticks

 
cherry rubber
6
 

corn dogs

 
parts unknown
7
 

macaroni and cheese spread

 
may contain some real milk products with plastic cheese
8
 

snow cones

 
chemistry on ice
9
 

twinkies, ding dongs

 
what is the stuff in the middle???
10
 

Cool Whip

 
see above
11
 

Captain Crunch, CocoPuffs

 
love 'em, but why not just have a candy bar for breakfast?
12
 

Oreos

 
At least dumped in milk which is a real food item.

2 Comments

 

Pop Tarts
Jello
Snow balls
Marshmallows
FYI OLMers - I was by myself and so bored Friday night that I put mini marshmallows on a toothpick and "roasted" them over my son's bic lighter.
Pam-oml-avatar-2_thumb Pamposted 440 days ago
You're making me hungry, kathybelle. I think I will go make a snack. Hey Pam, maybe I'll try those roasted mini marshmallows, they sound good too! Thought you'd be saving your marshmallows to use in the marshmallow gun though.
Tulips_thumb gratefuldaisyposted 399 days ago
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