Dumpster Diving, Trash Food
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Introduction
There are certain foods found at the bottom of the food-consumption chain. They hover one degree above a non-food rating. Some are fabricated completely from laboratory products, others a master of disguise whose appearance and taste is unrecognizable from its origin.
Science is showing we are not fooling our bodies. They make us fat, clog our arteries.
That said, I have listed my favorites. I TRY to pull these out of our dumpster only for company or special occasions.
1
Banquet pot pies
Contents: 1 cube chicken, 1 pea, 1cubic mm carrot. (two crusts made with beef fat!)
2
diet soda
100% chemical creation with acid added
3
White bread bologna mayonnaise sandwich
great fishing trip lunch!
4
cheese puffs
cheese flavored styrofoam peanuts
5
red liquorice sticks
cherry rubber
6
corn dogs
parts unknown
7
macaroni and cheese spread
may contain some real milk products with plastic cheese
8
snow cones
chemistry on ice
9
twinkies, ding dongs
what is the stuff in the middle???
10
Cool Whip
see above
11
Captain Crunch, CocoPuffs
love 'em, but why not just have a candy bar for breakfast?
12
Oreos
At least dumped in milk which is a real food item.
Pop Tarts
Jello
Snow balls
Marshmallows
FYI OLMers - I was by myself and so bored Friday night that I put mini marshmallows on a toothpick and "roasted" them over my son's bic lighter.
Jello
Snow balls
Marshmallows
FYI OLMers - I was by myself and so bored Friday night that I put mini marshmallows on a toothpick and "roasted" them over my son's bic lighter.
posted 440 days ago
You're making me hungry, kathybelle. I think I will go make a snack. Hey Pam, maybe I'll try those roasted mini marshmallows, they sound good too! Thought you'd be saving your marshmallows to use in the marshmallow gun though.
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