You may have a BAD investment if..........
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The oil company is lookin for oil in Maine and New Hampshire...... and their hopes are high.
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The Diamond mine you invested in is owned and operated by a man named General Uwinda, and the company is in Africa
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Your broker has moved to Havana and cut his phone line, not giving you his new number.
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You invested in a company called Yugo.
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When you call your broker..... laughter ensues when they answer.
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You bought stock in canned air.
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You backed Ashley Simpson's last tour.
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You bought stock in Pan Am the day before they declared bankruptcy
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you purchased a fleet of Chevy "Chevette's", hoping they would become classics.
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You have a disco collection.
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You were positive that Garbage Pail Kids toys were gonna be the next big thing.
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You were a silent investor in the movie "Jiggli"
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You bought into "Euro Disney"
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You have a stake in Halliburton.... you are making money..... but your gonna burn in hell!
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You own stock with Air Canada......... excuse me, could you pass the rope so I may hang myself?!! Thanks!
CLever!
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