The Mullet
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Introduction
Business in the front, party in the back! This popular '80s hairstyle has sprung many variations of this cranial abomination! Heather has helped me compile this summary...
1
The Skullet
Bald in the front... followed by the party in the back, may often be accompanied by a comb-over... Hulk Hogan without the bandana
2
The Femullet
The female variation... and the worst! You're a woman... your hair is your shining glory!
3
The Wrastlin' Mullet
WWF... more like WTF... and ewww... sweaty!
4
The AC Slater
also see Jheri Curl...
5
The Billy Ray Cyrus
Oh my Achy Breaky Heart!
6
The Rat Tail
Still a party in the back, but a bit slimmer and often braided
7
The Frullet
AKA the tellum (thats mullet backwards!)... its in reverse... um... party in the front, business in the back?
8
The Tropical Mullet
Throw in some dreadlocks
9
The Fowlett
A hybrid of a faux hawk and a mullet... also known as the MullHawk
10
Bowlet
Part bowl cut part mullet... oh my!
11
The Feather Mullet
Think the love child of Farrah Fawcett and Billy Ray Cyrus
12
And the Classic
often spotted at Nascar events and accompanied by red necks. Please feel free to add to our list!
Trumpullet - another term for #7, party in the front, business in the back. Named after the famous Donald-do.
Another note for Trumpullet- highly flammable due to excessive level of hair product and costs close to $1000 for maintenance.
This is a funny list! How about the mullet with the perm in the back? I remember in the third/fourth grade a couple of guys having those. Seems like they may have still had them in high school?!?!?!?
Evidently you are still scarred from that mullet cut we made you wear from preschool to 6th grade. You were so cute, just like a Little Joe Dirt! Hey, it grew out...
Saw a sweet one at the baseball game the other day: some variation of the MullHawk, this one was a real shaved head mohawk. the line of hair in the center simply came all the way down the back of his head and ended in a dirty 6 inch rat tail. Maybe it could be called a RatHawk or something. he even had jean shorts and a sleeveless Metallica shirt on. Fantastic.
Ha Ha Ha Brie had a mullet!!! I love it Pam you need to let me see a picture of this!! PLus I saw a guy from our high school (no names) at Ernie Biggs and he had a mowhawk yet it was longer in the back and shorter in the front! lol I started laughin so could that be a mullhawk?
Who was it! HAHA! And yes we must call him mullhawk! And also, I'm tagging that picture of you on facebook... teehee!
Yea Yea I saw the picture but that was the 80's and my mom liked to feather my bangs I did not have a mullet..you and pam are bullies :(
What do you call it when babies & toddlers haven't grown hair over their ears yet and just have bangs and a little bit in the back? kidullet? tottullet?
we're not bullies! your "feather bangs" just really look like a mullet!
Just bringing the mullet to the front!
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