Ten Worst fashion Trends From The Past Decade

Who killed the trucker hat? Was it Pharell or the dude who started Von Dutch? They were cool when they first came out, but the only people who can get away with wearing them these days are dumb jocks and blond girls from the OC? They ruin everything.

Can you believe people still wear these things? It's not as bad as it used to be when every girl at Santa Monica College looked like an Australian Muppet from the ankle up, but they're still "hella popular" in beach towns like Santa Cruz. Is killing an entire flock of baby lambs really worth having a cool pair of moccasins? Is there such a thing as a cool pair of moccasins?

Seriously…Paul Wall looks like an iced out midget from Arkansas. The only person who could ever pull off gold fronts was the inimitable ODB, and he only wore them to hide cavities and missing teeth. Nigga Plaease!!?

My girlfriend told me that cowboys never even existed, that the whole cowboy look was a strategic marketing ploy designed to get hicks to dress like idiots. I mean, what is a cowboy anyway? A dude who rides in the rodeo and wears girl-boots? A redneck in tight jeans and a hat? Somehow the cowboy shirt leaked into hipster-culture and it has yet to leave altogether. The popularity of Broke-Back had something to do with it I'm sure.

Nothing really wrong with these, but why did they get so popular? They're still sort of hipstery for now, but the bro and ho set is sure to commandeer them. They already snatched the checkerboards and chukkas, right?

These would be bad enough if they weren't designed to be worn as loose as possible. Dudes, come on! You look like you're wearing really really cool jammies. Tell me you didn't pay $250 for a skeleton suit. Do you ever get laid?

Nikes are made by starving Chinese children, even the super cool lumberjack-print ones. How cool is that?

People who rock the mullet are either oblivious to fashion trends or so caught up they've begun to think ugly-as-shit is the new pretty. You all look stupid.

Owned by the same company. They both taste like shit and will make you fat. Sucker!

Binkies, Mickey Mouse gloves, glitter, furry pants?!!! Bad music + drugs + teen angst = a bunch of idiots who look like cartoons, but still think they're tough. That gas-mask ain't foolin' anyone holmes!