You Might Be a Mom If....
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Introduction
Happy Mother's Day to all the OnMyList moms! :-)
You have ever found little green army men in your sugar canister.
You have ever dug through a bag of trash trying to find an orthodontic retainer that was accidentally thrown away.
You have ever stayed up very late at night baking and decorating frog cupcakes.
Your preschooler forgot to tell you he needed them for the next day. The class is studying the letter "F" this week, and frogs are your son's favorite animal.
You are on a first name basis with the emergency room nurses at your local hospital.
You have ever found Power Ranger action figures in your sock drawer.
Later, it is explained to you that the Power Rangers were on a camping trip and that they were using your socks as sleeping bags.
You have a little box that holds saved baby teeth.
You have had Ritz crackers with peanut butter on them with a side of applesauce for lunch because someone small was kind enough to make it for you as a surprise.
You have ever been given a bouquet of dandelions, and you cherished them for the treasure that they are.
Your fine art collection includes a print of two small hands that were dipped in blue paint.
You know more than you ever wanted to know about the pyramids because someone had a school project on them, and you helped him find research sources.
You have super soaker water guns in the cabinet under your kitchen sink.
You have ever taken three weeks to make a Halloween costume that was worn exactly once for two hours.
You know all the words to every song in every Disney cartoon ever made.
You carry all of the following in your purse with you at all times: Dum-dum suckers, Band-aids, tissues, individual wet wipe packets, change for the vending machine, pens, a comb, and little packages of fruit gummies and Teddy Graham cookies.
You have more Happy Meal toys in your home than you would care to admit.
You can do a great imitation of the laugh of Sponge Bob Square Pants, and you will do it upon request to make someone smile.
You have watched Little League baseball games in the scorching sun, in the pouring rain, in the cold, and in the dark.
You always have Freeze Pops in your freezer.
You have ever stepped on Lego blocks on the floor in the dark with your bare feet.
You have ever had a green bean plant growing in a plastic cup sitting next to your window because it was part of a science project.
You have ever had to feed live crickets to a Gecko lizard.
There is a little plastic frog sitting on your kitchen windowsill, and you have no idea where it came from.
Someone yells "MoM!" in aisle 3 of the grocery store and even though you are on aisle 8 and your children are grown and gone, you have an automatic impulse to respond!
Happy Mothers Day, a few days late, Miss Daisy!
Happy Mothers Day, a few days late, Miss Daisy!
Thanks Kathybelle! Happy belated Mother's day wishes to you too! :-)
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