So you think you want to date my daughter?
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Introduction
Her name is Brie. Personally I think she is beautiful, but I admit to being biased.
So, number one, she is cute, number 2 she is a nice person, numbers 3 & 4 she is smart and funny.
Can you make the cut?
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Her list of qualifications. Good Luck!! Many have tried and failed. Well, maybe not many, but several.
So, now you have all of that covered we move on to the parental questions...
So, now you have all of that covered we move on to the parental questions...

It's the mom not the dad
I do the meet and greet. The Geezer just stands around and glowers. He may mention that he has guns and is not afraid to use them; other wise he is the "quiet man".
This could be you...
This could be you...
Honesty
So, dude, are you an honest guy? Or are you going to lie to me just to get on with your date? You might as well know, that she will rat you out and then be done with you for lying to the parentals.

Driving
You will have my precious child in your car. Are you a good driver? Have you had tickets? DUI? (That's a deal breaker). Do you use seat belts and require your passengers to do so?
Respect
How do you treat your Mom and Grandparents? Are you a good brother to your sisters? Do you kick puppies? Will you respect my daughter and her wishes? Treat her well, not feel like you have to be a crude, party guy while you are out with her?
School / Intelligence
Do you appreciate education? You don't have to be in school at this time but you should have a plan. And be as smart as she is or you will bore her. She wants to discuss current events, life choices, religion, etc. Can you keep up? If not, she will dump you, I won't have a thing to say about it. And she is funny, if you don't get her humor, you won't have a chance.
Drama / Dependent
If you have old girlfriends who are going to cause a ruckus, let her know. She hates drama. And for goodness sakes, have a life; do not call her every day. Brie is an independent person and expects the guys in her orbit to be the same.
She will spend more time with her friends then she will you. Get used to it.
She will spend more time with her friends then she will you. Get used to it.

Sex
NO!
Ideas
She is adventurous, she spent 4 months is Europe and loved it. Plans to go back for her Masters. Have good ideas for things to do. They don't have to be expensive: the swings at the park, museums (she loves museums), art galleries, funny, old movies, football games (she loves football). Be creative; DVDs and pizza every date will not make her happy.

Oops, almost forgot...
We have a son too. He takes being a big, 6'4", brother seriously and he loves his little sister. He will be pretty unhappy with anyone who causes her grief.
I'll date her if she'll give me hunny!
posted 327 days ago
If I wasn't already married.... I could be your son-in-law Pam!!
That though will keep you up for weeks :) lol
That though will keep you up for weeks :) lol
posted 327 days ago
hmm...let's see, she's in college, just how old is she? Do you think she likes younger men? My older son is going to be 18 in December. Probably wouldn't work too well with the miles between though. If you all ever move to Ohio though.....? :)
posted 327 days ago
I think it's sweet that she lets you believe you have any input into her social life.
posted 326 days ago
It is sweet. But I don't delude myself; she is 20, lives 4 hours away and has a mind of her own - I have no control. And that is a good thing; that is how we raised her.
posted 326 days ago
Good Luck Brie, it's a jungle out there!
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