Who Paris Hilton Should Have as a Cellmate
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If I had my way, these are the people I would pick to share a cell with Ms. Hilton.
1
Jessica Simpson
I would love to watch the two of them "stupid" each other to death.
2
Britney Spears
It would awesome if Brit talked Paris into shaving her hair off
3
Jesus
Now that she's found God, it would be nice for her to have a long extended sit down with JC to just shoot da shit... I predict he would beg to be re-crucified within a day.
4
Nicole Richie
The guards would think they are on a hunger strike.
5
Lindsay Lohan
This one may actually happen.... let's get this bi*ch off the streets and into the slammer, stat!
6
Jessica Alba
This one is just a little fantasy I have.
7
Tom Cruise
It would be hilarious to watch Paris try to jump Tom's bones. All the while, Tom is dreaming of David Beckham.
8
Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie would teach her how to finish what she's eating. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...
Sweet list. The also meed a webcam in the jail cell. Now that would be hot
posted 490 days ago
i think she and britney would be fantastic. think of all the shedding from their hair extensions. EWWW.
posted 490 days ago
webcam would take it dangerously to "bam chicka bam ba-ownnnn" territory. not that i'd complain.
posted 490 days ago
Gives a new meaning to the Steak and Shake you like so much. Hope all is well. jw
posted 490 days ago
This is a giggle..... awesome TheRobin...... simply awesome!
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