Who Paris Hilton Should Have as a Cellmate
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If I had my way, these are the people I would pick to share a cell with Ms. Hilton.
1
Jessica Simpson
I would love to watch the two of them "stupid" each other to death.
2
Britney Spears
It would awesome if Brit talked Paris into shaving her hair off
3
Jesus
Now that she's found God, it would be nice for her to have a long extended sit down with JC to just shoot da shit... I predict he would beg to be re-crucified within a day.
4
Nicole Richie
The guards would think they are on a hunger strike.
5
Lindsay Lohan
This one may actually happen.... let's get this bi*ch off the streets and into the slammer, stat!
6
Jessica Alba
This one is just a little fantasy I have.
7
Tom Cruise
It would be hilarious to watch Paris try to jump Tom's bones. All the while, Tom is dreaming of David Beckham.
8
Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie would teach her how to finish what she's eating. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...
Sweet list. The also meed a webcam in the jail cell. Now that would be hot
i think she and britney would be fantastic. think of all the shedding from their hair extensions. EWWW.
webcam would take it dangerously to "bam chicka bam ba-ownnnn" territory. not that i'd complain.
Gives a new meaning to the Steak and Shake you like so much. Hope all is well. jw
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