Confucious Say
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I believe these are all from the legendary Redd Foxx.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose
Confucius say, man who masturbate, only screwing himself
Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back
Confucius say, man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money
Confucius say, man who finger girl having period get caught red handed
Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.
Thanks for the laughs!
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