Reasons I Want Matt Lauer's Job

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Introduction

I'm addicted to the TODAY Show and even more so to Matt Lauer. I am captivated by him and all the amazing things he gets to do. So, if you are reading this, TODAY Show producers, keep me in mind if Matt ever bails.

Seven words: Where in the world is Matt Lauer?

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Despite the terribly annoying opening jingle, this segment is the one that induces the most jealousy. Cape Town, Dubai, Bhutan, Galway...and that was just this year! I know it would be tiring and yada yada yada, but what an amazing way to spend a week!

TODAY Show producers: I would never complain about being shipped around the world. Promise.

The Outlandish Interviews

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Matt's got a hot seat and it's the one right across from his own. Everyone from President Bush to Ms. Teen USA has graced the set to answer the questions Matt poses so eloquently. It seems that Matt most often gets to speak with those who have been recently (or repeatedly, if your name is George) disgraced publicly and I think that makes for interesting television journalism. I wouldn't mind being a part of that process. Of course, I'd need Matt to mentor me in ways to deflect idiotic responses from high-profile people. Tom Cruise, I'm talking about you.

TODAY Show producers: Line 'em up and I'll shoot 'em down.

The Rockefeller Wardrobe

While I like Matt's ties and all, it's not really his clothes I'm talking about here. Katie (of vintage TODAY), Meredith and Anne are always impeccably dressed, but not boringly so. I feel they exercise person flair, although I doubt they have to provide said flair personally. Therefore, I would enjoy perusing the TODAY Show closet for Katie's brightly colored heels and kicky skirts, Meredith's graphic blouses and Anne's tailored trenches.

TODAY Show producers: I wear a size 7 1/2 shoe...make it a heel, please.

Speaking of Katie, Meredith and Anne...

I like these girls. They make transitions between the Iraqi war and this season's hottest swimwear look easy. I bet their happy hour transitions would be fun too.

Meredith: Call me!

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Because it just looks fun. And I like big balloons.

TODAY Show producers: I'd like to introduce Santa, please. Leave the marching bands to Al.

Afternoons, weekends and numerous additional unexplained days off

In addition to automatic afternoons and weekends off, it seems that at least one member of the TODAY Show crew is, at any given time, on vacation. Look, I know waking up early is rough, but how hard can it be when every other week you're relaxing with the fam at your east coast estate?

Matt: Meet me Thursday at 2:00pm for cocktails at the club.