Priceless and Tasteless Celebrity Polaroid Moments!
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Introduction
Publicity stunts or pure stupidity aside, these pictures speak a thousand words each (and some make me feel downright itchy...blaaa)
I was gonna Photoshop the naughty bits on some people...but to hell with it. They were dumb enough to get caught in the first place... and I'm a slacker! Just cover your eyes while you read this list!
Japanese banker at a press conference
A bad time to be asking for your savings back.
Britney Spears, Exhibit A
Britney is a whole new class of trailer trash. Can this girl not keep her legs closed for two minutes? Wait, that was a dumb question wasn't it?!
Bush, digging for oil.
This picture pretty much sums up the Bush Administration's current Foreign policy.
Disneyland character scratching her "fin"
Smooth.
Hillary Clinton
Your maybe one day Prez out polling the electorate.
Jessica Alba, mid scratch
Kirsten Dunst
Scratchin' the moneymaker.
A Rod
You expect this from a baseball player, but on press day?
Paris Hilton
Which STD is it this week? Hell, why am I limiting it to just one!
Pink
Hmmm...... very lady like Mrs.Pink, very lady like. I expect this sort of behavior from Britney.....
Reese Witherspoon
Having paparazzi around would suck. Can't even scratch yer' ass and the whole world knows about it.
Tara Reid
Anyone wanna take bets on what drugs she was doing at the time?
Britney. Exhibit B
Now this is the Britney that we have been forced to know and love.
Lindsay Lohan
I will put up the tasteful picture of her.... she is as bad as Britney for showing off but at least she is minimally talented.
Maybe we should leave her alone! She is already poor now! Her ex-husband is dating another girl on millionaire dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Now she is currently in loan! Maybe she needs to go to that site to find a billionaire husband!
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