Jezebel Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Evening Purge: Finally Starting To Forget

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Well, guess what, six years after Septemeber 11, it looks like we're finally ready to forget it. Terrorists were never the biggest threat to our nation's well-being, in fact, they're just like us,...

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Expensive Shit (protectors): We suppose that if you go to the effort of ...

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We suppose that if you go to the effort of buying expensive shit, you might as well assume equally ridiculous measures to protect it. How else than to rationalize the London's Harrods department...

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Not At All Trash Tv: Tim Gunn Worries About His Mom, Bad Dressing

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We love Tim Gunn. We would like to call him late at night when our hypochondria turns to paralyzing fear. We would like to sit down for tea with him when a boy breaks our heart. We would like to...

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Snap Judgment: Halle Berry's Bump Plainly Visible, Pretty Cute

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[Lake Hollywood, September 11. Image via x17]

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Clips: Barbie And Ken: Amateur Porn Stars

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The clip above is a music video for the song "Pornografia" by Trisfe (a band from Spain). It's very arty, but also really fucking funny because...

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Crashin' Show: We've been talking like Grey Gardens' Little ...

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We've been talking like Grey Gardens' Little Edie Beale all day long since our review of Marc Jacobs' Spring '08 show earlier today. Considering that we live alone, we're probs like a sliver more...

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Finance Goes Femme: Citigroup To Lady Investors: Take It From Us, Markets Are Tough!

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The financial services industry is reaching out to the FabSugar demographic! Citigroup -- which is a really big bank, in fact maybe the biggest bank, but you probably know it for being the employer...

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Snap Judgment: Kate Bosworth: All A-Blush, Pretty In Pink

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[Toronto, September 11. Image via Splash]

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Runway Report: Narcisco, Diane, Oscar: The Critics "Speak"

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It's shocking, we know, but some people take Fashion Week really, really seriously. Designers shudder and quake in anticipation as the world's top "fashion journalists" pull out their best and most...

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Baby Fat: Apparel makers have begun targeting plus-sized ...

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Apparel makers have begun targeting plus-sized girls, reports Reuters. "All of a sudden in 2008 you'll see a plethora of brands and stores offering plus sizes for kids," retail analyst Marshal Cohen...

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Clips: Kanye West Loses His Shit After Losing At The VMAs

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The clip above is more of an audio file than a video, as it was obviously taken on the sly backstage at the VMAs. Kanye West is bugging out...

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Wrap Judgment: First Impressions: Someone Left A Drag Queen Out In The Rain At Heatherette

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Who: Assorted drag queens (seen at left).

What: The Spring/Summer '08 show for Heatherette, the line by former club kids Richie Rich and Traver Rains known for its bright, shredded, bedazzled,...

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Snap Judgment: Clive Owen: A Little Fuzzy Around The Ears, But Hot

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[Toronto, September 9. Image via Splash]

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Crap Email From A Dude: Dear Gia, How Could The Hundreds Of Women I Have Fucked And Left Crying Be Wrong?

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There were numerous "Crap Emails" I savored with the intention of posting before mine eyes took an awed, and stupefied, gander at this one, dear readers. There was the one (or maybe seven?) from the...

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Crashin' Show: We always dug Vivienne Tam's now-iconic Mao-print ...

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We always dug Vivienne Tam's now-iconic Mao-print dresses. After, who doesn't love a little pinch of the good Chairman in their wardrobe? Which is why we were front and center yesterday for the...

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Clips: The Guys Are Too In Touch With Their Feelings On 'The Pick Up Artist'

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Remember last week when the guys were all bawling during elimination? That carried over into this week, when the boys all wept and embraced. Then...

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Iraq Bombs: Katie Couric's trip to Iraq plunged her network ...

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Katie Couric's trip to Iraq plunged her network to its worst or second-worst since "1987 or earlier." Her decision to leave the bright, sunshiney feminine realm of morning TV for a grossly inflated...

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Snap Judgment: Balding Crew Member Makes Charlize Theron Look Like A Boob

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[Los Angeles, September 10. Image via Splash]

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Annals Of Anorexia: Agency To Model: Eat

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Added to our running list of why we want to move to England (socialized medicine, cool accents, tea time, no bridal showers, Almodovar adaptations on stage) is that modeling agencies over there...

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Bigger Is Better: According to a poll from the UK, most men ...

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According to a poll from the UK, most men would rather bang women with imperfect bodies. Yay for us! Apparently they're "too shy" to get with women with perfect bodies, but the good news is that less...

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Clips: Holy Crap! 'The Tyra Show' Is Back!

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It was killing us to decide exactly which clip to show from the premiere episode of the new season of Tyra: There was just too much ridiculousness to...

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Snap Judgment: Katie Holmes, Behind Bars Again

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[Berlin, September 11. Image via x17]
Earlier: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes: The Visual Metaphors Say It All

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Oil Dependency: Paris Hilton Teaches Brandon Davis About Energy Policy (No, Really)

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Last night Wonkette videographer Liz Glover crashed some fashion party and humiliated Brandon Davis by asking him about current events. (Guess what? Sorta thick, the Greasy Bear!) But Brandon should...

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Catfights: We have always felt a special kinship with ...

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We have always felt a special kinship with Rosie O'Donnell: Her nice-but-outsider persona, her devotion to children's causes, her contempt for Republicans, her adoration of Barbra Streisand. And of...

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Wrap Judgment: First Impressions: Betsey Johnson Show Looks Like "A Bistro In A French Whorehouse"

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Who: MisShapes harpy Leigh Lezark; Nigel Barker.

What: The Spring/Summer '08 collection of Betsey Johnson (seen at left), the eternal teenager famous for her florals, animal prints, baby-dolls, and...

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Snap Judgment: Mischa Barton? Or Jesus Of Nazareth?

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[Marc Jacobs show, New York, September 10. Image via Splash]

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Pink Annoyed: The Do's And Don'ts Of Chick Gadgets, According To 'Wired'

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Here's another one to file under "duh": Women like technology, they just don't need it to be pink, reports Wired. 91% would prefer something sleek and sophisticated to something "feminine." Says...

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Nipple Trips: Apparently the lawsuit between CBS and the ...

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Apparently the lawsuit between CBS and the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) about Janet Jackson's exposed nipple during the Super Bowl three years ago rages on. What's next: a hubbub over the...

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Accessories To Crime: WaPo Fashion Critic Robin Givhan's Dog Molests Shoes; Marc Jacobs Is To Blame

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Yesterday's Marc Jacobs show started more than two hours late, because Marc Jacobs is an asshole, as not a single blogger covering this crap failed to point out, even the thoroughly magnanimous...

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Snap Judgment: Victoria Beckham's Bandage Dress

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[Marc Jacobs show, September 10. Images via Splash]

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Trash TV: 'The Hills': We're High On "Lo"

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Does anyone else think Lauren Conrad is a jackass? She's always harping on her friends' choices in men, and presents herself as this level-headed...

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Crashin' Show: The Rodarte Spring/Summer 2008 collection ...

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The Rodarte Spring/Summer 2008 collection was one of the best fashion shows we've seen so far: The femininity! The sophistication! The hot-as-Hades scene gathered to watch the show! Yes, the...

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All About Our Pedro: Patron saint of gay men who love women and ...

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Patron saint of gay men who love women and women who love gay men who understand women better than any woman ever will Pedro Almodovar's contemporary classic All About My Mother (which divinely...

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Holding Out For A Hero: Newsflash: Trying To Be A Superhero Makes You Sick

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Yesterday's Telegraph had an article with details from a study about the "Superwoman Syndrome." That's when teenage girls try so hard to be perfect that they damage their physical and mental health....

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Clips: Brandon Davis Downplays His Political Views

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Meet lexicon-shaker Brandon Davis! In this video, Wonkette's Liz Glover interviews him on his views about the progress of the troop surge. He shows...

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Snap Judgment: Courtney Love's Contact Lenses... Inspired By Britney?

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[Marc Jacobs show, New York, September 10. Image via Splash]

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Crashin' Show: Marc Jacobs Channels 'Grey Gardens'? We Beg To Differ

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Marc Jacobs showed his collection last night, and word on the street is that it's very Grey Gardens. We weren't allowed to attend, because we're bloggers. (We're not joking--that's what other...

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Hummusgate: A little birdie who would know tells us that ...

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A little birdie who would know tells us that a little birdie told him that the hummus in question that fueled the whole Leigh Lezark-Cory Kennedy rumble was not hummus at all... but tabbouleh.

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Breast Friends: Do Bouncy Breasts Make Women Skip Workouts?

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A researcher at the UK's University of Portsmouth has discovered that 60% of women experience breast pain when exercising, regardless of their cup size, reports the Telegraph. In addition, breasts...

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Snap Judgment: Zahara Smiles While Angelina Yearns For Adoption #4

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Fashion Week 2001: Never Forget.

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Happy September 11, everyone! Did I mention I've been attending Fashion Week? It's crazy. I bet it's just like Fashion Week was those six short years ago, except now everyone chews out the publicist...

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