Jezebel Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Heidi Klum's Kids Make Funny Faces [Snap Judgment]

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[Beverly Hills, March 4. Image via x17]

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Kiki Dunst Finds Sobriety... And Love [Dirt Bag]

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Kirsten Dunst has met a guy! In rehab! The same facility in which Lindsay Lohan met her man! And they don't charge extra for that! [Perez Hilton]
Kate Moss has life-sized skeletons in her home,...

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It's Not Over... [Campaign 2008]

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Hillary Clinton wins Ohio! Texas is still too close to call, but Clinton has a narrow lead.

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Natalie Imbruglia And Kylie Minogue: Na Na Na, Nothing's Wrong I'm Torn [Snap Judgment]

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[March 3, London. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Sometimes It's Mom -- Not Media -- Who Gives Girls Eating Disorders [Clips]

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Foreign Affairs [Foreign Affairs]

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Over on Guanabee, writer Gabriel Caro has created something called "The International Fuckability Hierarchy Index: Latin Countries." Basically, where you're from dictates how much you get laid, and...

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Obama Wins Vermont Election, Thanks To Influential Jay-Z Endorsement [News Roundup]

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Jay-Z's robocall on behalf of Barack Obama: ""Hey, this is Jay-Z. It's time for change, it's time for Barack Obama," Then, "with a slight sigh," he explains the specifics of, you know, how to...

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In this Newsweek video, Dr. Susan Wood, the ... [Campaign 2008]

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In this Newsweek video, Dr. Susan Wood, the former director of the FDA's Office of Women's Health, comes out for Hillary Clinton. Against an odd background of porny-sounding music, Wood explains how...

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A 25-year-old single mother was drugged and ...

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A 25-year-old single mother was drugged and gang-raped in front of her two children after a bunch of neighborhood teenagers set her up. They videotaped the whole thing, children screaming and...

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Flavor Flav Draws The Line At Herpes [Clips]

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Loose Lips []

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Billy Ray Cyrus has denied rumors that he deleted Lindsay Lohan's number from daughter Miley Cyrus's phone. Is it so wrong to want to keep your barely legal spawn away from Lilo? If nothing else, she...

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The Best Commercial In The History Of The Universe [Clips]

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I was going to post about nine different things, but I didn't take my meds today and then this timeless commercial, for IO Digital Cable, came on. Tracie knows all the words and she's been teaching...

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Shorties But Goodies [Shorties But Goodies]

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Good news for the shorties out there! Scientists have discovered a gene, which is associated with short stature in women, that is also linked to living a long life. The gene, called IGF1R, has been...

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Jeremy Piven Is Bursting With Money, If Not Pride [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, March 3. Image via Splash.]

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Did Woman Writer Lie In Her Book About Women Liars? [Truth Or Dare]

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Susan Shapiro Barash has written a new book called Little White Lies, Deep Dark Secrets: The Truth About Why Women Lie. She posits that not only do women lie more than men, they're better at it, and...

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Kate Hudson, Pilot Brave Low Altitude Turbulence [Snap Judgment]

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[Miami, March 3. Image via x17]

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Reader Roundup []

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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Harry, David, Dean & Deluca: Chocolate Pagan Easter Symbols And $6,000 Caviar: "When i was 5 my cousin told me the easter bunny lived behind the dumpsters in...

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Can You Get A Decent Night's Sleep With A Loved One In Bed? [Estranged Bedfellows]

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There is nothing like the blissful, thoroughly entangled sleep enjoyed in the arms of a new beau... to remind you of the cruel impermanence of first love, the dopaminal mirage that is the notion you...

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Kissing To Be Clever [Man On Man]

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Eric Bana is hot, this much we know. But he is also funny! Back in his early acting days in Australia, the sweet piece of mancandy had his own TV program called The Eric Bana Sketch Show. The peeps...

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Hilary Swank Gets It To Go [Snap Judgment]

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[Hollywood, March 3. Image via x17]

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We Meet The Real Housewives Of New York In Real Life [Party Crash]

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Marcia Gay Harden Checks Out Kerry Washington's Dress; Approves [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, March 4. Image via Splash.]

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Every week, the NPR program Tell Me More ... [Cookie Season]

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Every week, the NPR program Tell Me More features parenting commentary from the women behind Mocha Moms, a national network of stay-at-home mothers of color. This week, the ladies are discussing the...

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Did Allure Plagiarize Creative "10-Minute Hair" Angle From Glamour? [Cover Lies]

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Today the Wall Street Journal ran an interesting piece about how large companies like Johnson & Johnson love the magazine Allure because its editors give their products all this free advertising...

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Hookers, Victims & Doormats [Hookers, Victims & Doormats]

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Breaking! Some dude over at the Huffington Post figured out that being a female in Hollywood sucks! You're either Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson basically sucking face in The Other Boleyn...

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Poor Mischa! Her Dress Keeps Riding Up... And She Looks So Sickly And Pale! [Snap Judgment]

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[Paris, March 3. Image via x17]

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How I Conquered My Cystic Acne, In (Just!) 17 Painful Steps [Sephora Spy]

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Fighting acne is like fighting war. There is collateral damage. Things get worse before they get better. Whole villages of innocent, noncombatant pores stand in the line of our chemical weapons. And...

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Val Kilmer: Top Run [Snap Judgment]

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[Malibu, March 3. Image via x17]

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Senior citizens in Western Pennsylvania dialing ... [Medicare]

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Senior citizens in Western Pennsylvania dialing the number for Medicare listed in Verizon's 2007 White Pages are accidentally getting health benefits of a very different kind. It turns out that the...

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College Senior Tells Rape Apologist* To Stop Blaming The Victim [She Said/he Said]

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Remember that hateful Heather MacDonald essay in the Los Angeles Times where the conservative pundit claimed that the oft-quoted statistic that 1 in 4 college women is sexually assaulted was grossly...

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More PhotoShop Of Horrors... [Ad Libs]

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What the fuck is this? It's an ad for coffee products. Perhaps they are fucking with us, because coffee is an addictive drug and therefore they could make an ad with coffee beans shooting out of Bob...

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Kate Winslet's Shades Of Charcoal [Snap Judgment]

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[Goerlitz, Germany; March 3. Image via Flynet]

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Harry, David, Dean & Deluca: Chocolate Pagan Easter Symbols And $6,000 Caviar [Today In Catalogs]

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So: There was an ancient pagan goddess of spring named Eostre who was celebrated during the Vernal (spring) equinox. Hares (and rabbits) were symbols of the fertility of the season; the saying "mad...

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Poor Katherine Heigl Gets It From The Front And The Back [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Feliz, California; March 3. Images via Bauer-Griffin]

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Getting Gorgeous On A Global Level [Standards Of Beauty]

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The new beauty craze in Japan? Devouring pigs' feet and turtle meat and blood. All of the items are rich in collagen, which is considered to be good for the skin, and women are eating it up, so to...

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Canned Career Columnist: "Take That Career Drive And Direct It Toward Mating!" [Selling Out To A Man]

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Last we heard from Penelope Trunk, she was a Yahoo! Finance career columnist in the midst of being unceremoniously sacked for the women's ghetto of the company's "Lifestyle" channels. We were deeply...

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PhotoShop Of Horrors [Royal Pain]

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Princess Eugenie, daughter of Fergie, the Duchess of York, is the latest victim of the PhotoShop of Horrors. Although she is not chunky at all, the 17-year-old appears on the cover of Tatler magazine...

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Julianne Moore, Mini-Me Do An After-School Show & Tell [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, March 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Matchmaker Patti Stanger Gives Surprisingly Good Advice On Tyra [Clips]

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You Wanna Be On Top [Toccara Jones]

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Tocacara Jones, the plus-sized contestant from ANTM Cycle 3, is on the cover of "urban" lad mag King looking hotter than ever, with the cover line reading "Eating Out With Toccara." This is actually...

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