Jezebel Wednesday, February 20, 2008
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David Beckham Is A Fruit Punch, Grape Type Of Gatorade Guy [Snap Judgment]
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[Oahu, Hawaii; February 19. Image via Flynet]
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Dina Lohan: Lindsay's Nekkid Pix Were An Absolute Honor [Dirt Bag]
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Dina Lohan says Lindsay's nude pix were "very tastefully done." She adds: "I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say...
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Obama Loves His Enemies (That Means You Too Hills! ;-)) [Campaign 2008]
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Barack Obama is giving a (LOOOONG) victory speech and people just cheered wildly to his announcement that he intends to negotiate with our pure evil enemies. I'm sensing...something of a contrast...
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Judge Judy Has Zero Tolerance For Drunken Plaintiffs [WWJJD]
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Marianne Faithfull: Broken English [Snap Judgment]
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[Dublin, Ireland; February 19. Image via FilmMagic.]
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About Face [Ad Libs]
Moms! Do you look at your infant daughter and feel a nagging jealousy over her complexion? You should! At least according to this vintage Ivory Soap ad, asking consumers if they can "compete" with...
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Just So You Know, Cindy McCain's Jacket Does Not Indicate Support For Red Menace/Red China/Red Guards [News Roundup]
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For the record, Cindy McCain is not a radical leftist enemy of freedom Alger Hiss meets John Walker Lindh type character. No she is not. [Fox News]
More evidence of Obama "plagiarism" of Del Patrick...
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Remember how Kim Kardashian was all, "everyone ... [Edison Chen]
Remember how Kim Kardashian was all, "everyone takes sex pictures?" And we were all, maybe in your neighborhood, lady! But maybe it's just a natural impulse shared by all humanity regardless of color...
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Lindsay Lohan: From Marilyn Monroe To Swiss Miss [Snap Judgment]
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[Los Angeles, February 18. Image via x17]
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Chris Crocker Says "Fuck You" To Homophobes On YouTube [Homophobosphere]
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If you only know Chris Crocker solely by his infamous "Leave Britney Alone" video, then frankly, you don't know shit. The guy is weird, sure, but weird in a good way, and also really quick and funny....
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Kate Hudson Reinterprets <i>Flashdance</i> For SoCal Set [Snap Judgment]
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[Pacific Palisades, February 19. Image via Flynet]
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Loose Lips []
Amy Winehouse's pop says that before she hooked up with hubby Blake, Amy thought Class A drugs (including heroin, cocaine) were "for mugs." She does seem to be faring slightly better since he's been...
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Will College Women In Wisconsin Make A Difference In Tonight's Primary? [Primary Motivations]
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Over on the New Republic's website, writer Elizabeth Cline argues that women in college are not voting for Hillary because college campuses are ivory towers where gender discrimination barely exists....
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Reproductive Rights [Reproductive Rights]
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Missouri is proposing a bill that would reclassify Plan B as "abortion-inducing medication." The legislation, H.B. 1625, would also protect pharmacists who refused to give out Plan B. Under the...
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Minnie Driver Hides Possibly Impregnanted Belly With Huge Scarf, Oversized Bag [Snap Judgment]
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We didn't start this rumor btw. [New York, February 19. Image via INFDaily.com.]
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Should Depressed Little Rich Girl Just Give It Up And Go On Prozac Already? [Born Rich]
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Hey guys, you can get out the machetes! It's a poor little rich girl, and she's writing in to a British advice column because she thinks her trust fund ruined her life. "I think it's good for me to...
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Cameron Diaz: Sunburned? Or Stoned? [Snap Judgment]
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[Los Angeles, February 18. Image via x17]
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Reader Roundup []
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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Ooooooh Mommy: Cosmo Said The "Jay-Jay" Word!: "By the way, does anyone else's vagina smell like Starbucks' French Roast? Cause I'm a little concerned." We...
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"Small" Bottoms Are The Least Of Some Women's Problems [Foreign Affairs]
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The hot new dance craze in the Ivory Coast is "Bobaraba," which translates to "Big Bottom." The problem? Some women are worried that their derrieres are not up to par, so they're getting black market...
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Color Blind [Black Models]
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All black models look the same? Apparently Style.com editors think so! Fashionista's Britt Aboutaleb questions Style.com's ability to "tell the difference between Sasha P. and Gemma" but not between...
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Whoa, Mama! Isla Fisher's Ample Rack [Snap Judgment]
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[On the set of "Confessions Of A Shopaholic," New York, February 19. Image via INFDaily.com.]
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What The Ladies Are Talking About: Abortions, Boobs, And Eating Squirrel Meat [The Lady Bunch]
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newVideoPlayer("ladybunch35.flv", 463, 387,"");The past week of lady talk shows was pretty grim, and not the wacky romp of group vagina smiles or porn convos that we've grown used to. (For example...
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Pink: Soon-To-Be-Single In The City [Snap Judgment]
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[New York, February 19. Image via INFDaily.com.]
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Book Of The Month Club [Books]
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An amazing book arrived in the mailbox, and though we've yet to read it, we MUST tell you about it. Woman's World, a novel by Graham Rawle, was "painstakingly assembled from 40,000 fragments of text...
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This Fall, We'll All Be Futuristic Hippies With A Penchant For Big Coats [Fashion Shows]
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Milan Fashion week kicked off over the weekend and one thing is for sure: the Italians are getting sentimental over the Summer of Love. Roberto Cavalli put his favorite animal prints on tights, which...
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In the review of her new album Discipline, ... [Janet Jackson]
In the review of her new album Discipline, Entertainment Weekly has taken Janet Jackson to task for still singing about sex -- not because she's been doing it on all her albums for the last 15 years,...
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Eric Bana: Clean On The Outside, Dirty On The Inside* [Snap Judgment]
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*Wishful thinking, of course.
[London, February 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever... [Celebutarded]
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Asra Nomani is best-known today for imploring the press to just forget about fucking Britney Spears already. But Asra Nomani was best-known last summer for being the former best friend of Mariane...
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Jason Statham's Alluring/Menacing Look [Snap Judgment]
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[London, February 18. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Check it out: There's actually something ... [The Oral Sex Light]
Check it out: There's actually something called the Oral Sex Light. We're not exactly sold on the sexiness of this product only because we're not so sure if getting head should feel like a cross...
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Do You Prefer The Platonic Company Of Men Or Women? [Fair Weather Friends]
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You know those women who say they're only friends with men because females are catty, backstabbing bitches, whereas guys are straightforward, stalwart companions? Well Rihanna may be that type of...
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Cuba/Pakistan/Wisconsin aren't the only places ... [Consumerist]
Cuba/Pakistan/Wisconsin aren't the only places hungry for CHANGE today! Old Navy, a division of the persistently-ailing Chinese apparel giant Gap Inc., just toppled the regime of current president...
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Marie Osmond & Terrifying, Insect-Eating Toy [Snap Judgment]
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[New York, February 18. Image via Splash.]
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Female Radio Exec: Chicks Don't "Think" About Music [Boys Vs. Girls]
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Do men and women listen to music differently? Over at the BBC, Lesley Douglas, who coordinates the pop music, says that men respond to music on an intellectual level, whereas female listeners have an...
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Sober Amy Winehouse Is Really Filling Out [Snap Judgment]
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[London, February 19. Image via Splash.]
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"Right now I'm leaning toward the black boy..." [Barack Obama]
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The Republicans of Wisconsin are in the mood for CHANGE! Start playing this All Things Considered audio clip around two minutes in for more thoughtful analysis from an undecided truck driver voting...
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Ooooooh Mommy: <i>Cosmo</i> Said The "Jay-Jay" Word! [Cover Lies]
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Yay! We are back with more Cover Lies! This month, Cosmo achieved the impossible. It made the slang term "Va-Jay-Jay" even more cringetacular! See, it's not okay to just emblazon the word "Vagina"...
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"Not in the slightest... it happens to be ... [Ellen Page]
"Not in the slightest... it happens to be a film about a girl who has a baby and gives it to a yuppie couple... Like, I'm really sorry to everyone that she doesn't have an abortion, but that's not...
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The Beckhams Do Broadway [Snap Judgment]
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[New York, February 17. Image via FilmMagic.]
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Today On <i>Today</i>: Tyra Says Her Huckabee Interview Will Be Just Like The Alba One [Clips]
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Mischievous Little Bloke Upstages Naomi Watts & Baby [Snap Judgment]
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[Sydney, Australia, February 19. Image via INFDaily.com.]
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