Jezebel Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Snap Judgment: George Clooney, Girlfriend's Post-Motorcycle Crash Chic

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[New York, September 24. Image via Filmmagic]

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Dirt Bag: Reese & Jake: I'll Stop The World And Melt With You

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon attended a party at Carrie Fisher's home and "were sitting by the fire all night, talking... They were in deep, deep conversation. It was like there was no one...

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Binge Now Purge Later: Hey, I was in the middle of composing a ...

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Hey, I was in the middle of composing a purge on Lee Bollinger and Iran's foxy dictator, and how Bollinger was eloquent but impolite, and it's not like Ahmadinejad actually gassed the Jews himself,...

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Animal Magnetism: As though inside-out butts and feces-tossing ...

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As though inside-out butts and feces-tossing weren't enough, monkeys are gross in other ways. Male primates wash themselves in urine as a way to become sexually attractive and "convey warm, fuzzy...

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Clips: Missy Elliott Is The New Face Of Doritos

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We were psyched to see this new Doritos commercial because first of all, it's for Doritos Collisions (two flavors in one bag!). Secondly, the...

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Snap Judgment: Milo Langdon To Mom Liv Tyler: "Grandpa Stevie Scares Me"

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[Toronto, September 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Jezenomics: An Ode To Kombucha, An Alcoholic's Only Healthy Habit. But Why Does It Cost So Much?

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Birthdays are a convenient chance to reflect how one's identity has manifested itself in one's habits, and until the start of my twenty-eighth year my habits were numerous and universally awful....

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To-go Cups: Now that you've signed up for the perfect ...

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Now that you've signed up for the perfect breasts, why wait to show them off to all of your friends? In today's Telegraph, an article reveals that John Tebbetts, a Texan plastic surgeon, has a new...

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Speaking Out: Violence Against Teen Girls: It Happened To You, It's Happening To Them

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On Friday, we posted a quick item about abusive teenage boyfriends and ways they sabotage their girlfriends' birth control in order to get them pregnant. We had no idea this issue was so close to our...

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Snap Judgment: Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham, Fashion Police Officer

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[Los Angeles, September 24. Image via X17.]

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Fashion Victims: Francesca Versace: The Little Versace Who Could

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Remember that newfound fascination and obsession with Donatella Versace? One of the other most interesting figures to emerge from the New Yorker profile on Donatella was her brother Santos (who is...

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Fashion Show: Burberry: It's a label that brings up even ...

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Burberry: It's a label that brings up even more discussions about class warfare than an Intro to Marxism class. The Spring/Summer 2008 collection, shown today in Milan, is distinctly ruling class...

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Broadsides: Shrinking Violets Have Shrinking Life-Spans

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A new study indicates that women who keep quiet during marital disputes have an increased risk of dying from heart disease compared to women who speak their minds. Oh Katie, you're so doomed. [LA...

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Snap Judgment: Britney: New Hair Color, New Dress... Same Boots?

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[Van Nuys, CA, September 24. Image via x17.]

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Maghag: Many Soldiers Enlist In Army For Lack Of Options, 'Vogue' Reveals

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Breaking news in the October Vogue! Inspired by her slacker stepson's decision to enlist in the army, trailblazing journalist Maggie McGuane makes a shocking discovery:There is an arrant social...

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Jail Birds: Over at The Smoking Gun, they've compiled ...

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Over at The Smoking Gun, they've compiled a collection of 13 mug shots -- and in each, the woman photographed appears to be topless. The "skinmates" may be wearing tube tops or wrapped in towels, but...

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Trash TV: 'Rock Of Love': When A Stripper And A Porn Star Kiss

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Our only beef with last night's Rock of Love -- an episode comprised totally of heretofore unseen footage from throughout the season -- was that it...

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Snap Judgment: Audrina & Dirty, Sexy, JustinBobby

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[Hollywood, September 21. Image via X17.]

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America's Next Top Racist: The Miseducation Of Adrianne Curry

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Adrianne Curry, winner of the America's Next Top Model cycle one -- who later went on to marry Christopher Knight (aka Peter Brady) -- has decided to boycott BET and Black History Month and felt the...

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Fashion Show: If the Spring/Summer '08 ready-to-wear collection ...

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If the Spring/Summer '08 ready-to-wear collection from D&G doesn't make you want to sing, well then there must be something wrong with you. Whether it's your taste or not, it's fashion inspired by...

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Maghag: French 'Vogue': Devil Worship Is The New Black!

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When we saw the September issue of French Vogue on stands, we knew it was going to be good. Good as in completely and ridiculously over the top. Seriously. Check out the ensemble on the cover. Even...

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Snap Judgment: Marcia Cross Remakes Famous WWII-Era Photograph

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[Cross photograph: Santa Monica, September 23, via Flynet. Helen Levitt photo via Crosstown, 2001.]

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Hirsute Pursuits: Hairy Pits: Appealing Or Appalling?

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Hair is steeped in symbolism and layered with subtext and meaning, especially for women. Our tresses speak volumes, suggesting to the world that we're wild, refined, high-maintenance or lazy. Hair...

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Hells Bells: "In Sweden we have worked hard in many different ...

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"In Sweden we have worked hard in many different ways to eliminate everything that is unequal... [Women] are equal when it comes to finances, politics, values... but when they come to the church......

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Polls: So Is Ahmadinejad Kind Of Hot?

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You might have noticed Jezebel has been mum on the whole "controversy" surrounding Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit to New York, mostly because we assume you agree that it is stupid to deny our country's...

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Snap Judgment: Owen Wilson Blissfully Unaware Of Killer Wave Coming His Way

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[Malibu, September 23. Image via x17]

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High Scores: Yup, It's True: Girls Play Games

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Online Media Daily says that in a Denizens of Digitivity survey, 44% of women said that they owned a gaming console, compared to 39% of men. The stereotype of the American gamer -- 18-34, male,...

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Fashion Show: The JustCavalli show in Milan today was, ...

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The JustCavalli show in Milan today was, well, just Cavalli. Lots of prints. The (more-than) occasional feather. All of this we can deal with because, well, that's what Cavalli does. But swimming...

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Smell Tests: What Do Gay Men Think Of "Vulva", The Ladyparts Perfume?

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Remember how we told you about Vulva, the fragrance that's supposed to smell just like a vagina? Well, our vial of the stuff finally came in the mail...

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Snap Judgment: Kate Moss: A Study In Monochrome

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[London, September 24. Image via INF.]

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Hot New Afflictions: Scared To Give Birth? Uh, Don't Read This Story

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OMG a weird new disease affecting "one in six women" especially "history of depression" types so watch the fuck out Jezebel readers! Tokaphobia is the fear of something completely natural and...

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Miss Informed: A new guide to life called 211 Things A Bright ...

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A new guide to life called 211 Things A Bright Girl Can Do -- written by a women named Bunty Cultler (?!) -- might actually be a great idea. Instead of Girl Scout stuff like "how to build a campfire"...

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Clips: Britney's Bodyguard Implies Cocaine Use On 'Today'

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We all know about Britney's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week, but the shit is not done hitting the fan quite yet. The "secret...

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Fashion Show: The Giorgio Armani Spring/Summer 2008 collection, ...

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The Giorgio Armani Spring/Summer 2008 collection, shown today in Milan, was a little bit Gatsby, a little bit rock 'n' roll. Gauze abounded, as did the occasional skull cap. These are clothes to be...

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The Naked Truth: Getting Naked Around Your Kids: How Old Is Too Old?

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Last week, Britney Spears was given a stern talking to from a judge overseeing her child-custody dispute after a "secret witness" (an ex-bodyguard) testified against her regarding "safety issues"...

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Snap Judgment: Lindsay Lohan's Don't-Fuck-With-Me Rehab Rear-View

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[Sundance, Utah; September 21. Image via x17]

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Jezenomics: Do Guys Have A Problem When You Pay For Shit?

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"Dating down" on the income ladder is apparently a hot new trend for girls because they're so much more educated than dudes these days. I call bullshit on this trend because between the student loans...

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Snap Judgment: Bikini-Clad Nicole Richie Confronts The Reality Of The Post-Baby Body

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The Lady Bunch: Oprah Winfrey: Still Obsessed With Bowel Movements

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You may have noticed that we were experiencing technical difficulties on Friday, so I held off on posting "Lady Bunch" until today. Much like with...

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Snap Judgment: Gwen Stefani, Son Kingston Salute The Paparazzi

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[London, September 21. Image via Splash]

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Bosom Buddies: What Does The Perfect Breast Look Like?

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Plastic surgeon Patrick Mallucci has come up with the formula for the "perfect breast shape," reports The Independent. His research is based on topless models who have not gone under the knife. (Uh,...

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