Jezebel Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Adrian Grenier's Total, Complete, Very Public "Non-Event" [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Angeles, March 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Nicole Richie: Kicking Christina Aguilera's Ass At Newsstand [Dirt Bag]

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Nicole Richie's People magazine cover is outselling Christina Aguilera's. What's up with that? [MSNBC]

Winona Ryder: Not engaged. Well crap. Is that guy going to feel pressured to pop the...

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Oprah On Drew Barrymore's Vogue Cover: "It's A Validation That You're A Real Woman" [Clips]

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Hillary Clinton Never Should Have Granted That Interview To US Weekly, Camille Paglia Tells US Weekly [News Roundup]

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On the eve before the Texas/Ohio primaries that could end the Hillary Clinton candidacy, Camille Paglia decided to give an exclusive interview to...US Weekly. In which: she praises Barack Obama for...

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Another reason to get into the Mediterranean ...

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Another reason to get into the Mediterranean diet: olive oil is apparently an anti-inflammatory. And inflammation, you may have heard, may be the whole cause of aging! You may wonder if that means...

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Anna Paquin? Or Mary Kate Olsen? [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Angeles, March 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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William Shatner Keeps O Magazine In The Shitter [The Lady Bunch]

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Annals Of Anorexia [Eating Disorders]

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Bad news: The numbers of children with food and body image issues are on the rise, reports Fox News. 68% of elementary school teachers are concerned about eating disorders in their classes. 80% of...

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Marcia Cross' Kids Hitch A Ride [Snap Judgment]

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[Santa Monica, March 2. Image via Flynet]

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A Billion People Are Fucking In China. (Why Aren't We?) [To Get Rich Is Horniness]

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China is undergoing a sexual revolution! And just like with its Industrial Revolution, everything is happening reallyreallyfast. Studies estimate the percentage of citizens who have in premarital sex...

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Julia Roberts Beams While About To Flip The Bird [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, March 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Loose Lips []

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Drew Barrymore announced on Oprah that she's donating $1 million to the World Food Programme. "I have seen with my own eyes what a difference a simple cup of nutritious porridge can make in a child's...

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How Will You Celebrate Women's Week? [Girl Power]

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Today it's Girls' Day in Japan, reports Lisa Takeuchi Cullen for Time. It's some kind of ancient festival in which a family celebrates a daughter's future happiness with ceremonial dolls. Cullen has...

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This Funny or Die video called "Women's History: ... [Not Funny]

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This Funny or Die video called "Women's History: Presented by Porn Stars" features famous porn stars reading cue-cards about pivotal events like Seneca Falls and the publishing of Betty Friedan's the...

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Kate Hudson's Barren Womb, Weird Wig [Snap Judgment]

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[Miami, March 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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The Secret To Avoiding Relationship Money Problems: Stay Poor! [Jezenomics]

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Money problems can ruin your marriage, says a disturbing "Love and Money" column in today's Wall Street Journal. A woman in southern California named Christie describes breaking things off with a guy...

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John Mayer Rarely Keeps His Mouth Shut [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, March 3. Image via Splash.]

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Reader Roundup []

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Best Comment of The Day, in response to British Paper Says Women Just Can't Do Math: "Math is a douche. He cheated on me with that whore Science." We say: And that perv Anthropology watched! •...

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Harriet The Spy: Iconoclastic, American Lezebel Icon [Gender Benders]

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NPR's "Morning Edition" ran a segment this morning on what a groundbreaking work of young adult fiction Harriet the Spy was when it debuted in 1964. According to NPR correspondent Neva Grant,...

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If You Have To Have A Stage Dad... [Howard Sisters]

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Ginger and Robbi Howard, 13 and 12, respectively, are being groomed by their dad to be the Williams sisters of golf. Robert Howard introduced them to the sport in preschool one day when his wife...

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Star Jones Perfects Her Bitch Face Poolside [Snap Judgment]

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[Miami, March 2. Image via INFDaily.com]

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Rock Of Love 2: The Girls Perform Their Patriotic Duty, Strip For 70-Year-Old Vets [Clips]

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So that Washington Post column you all loved ...

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So that Washington Post column you all loved so much? "Tongue in cheek," according to section editor John Pomfret. As a longtime fangirl of his, I'm tempted to give him a pass because anyone who...

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(The End Of) The Age Of Innocence [Engaged]

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Mere days after we questioned the identity of Winona Ryder's man, she appears to be engaged! The lucky dude is Blake Sennett, from the band Rilo Kiley. Ryder, neé Horowitz, was previously engaged to...

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Mary-Louise Parker Compares Paparazzi Stalking To Sexual Assault [Fame Show]

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Considering the dearth of roles being offered to women over 40 in Hollywood, Mary-Louise Parker bucks the trend and not only has a blossoming film, television, and theater career, but a face with the...

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Kate Moss Shows Up To Meet Baby Daddy Looking A Lot Like...Kate Moss [Snap Judgment]

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[London, March 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Before Michelle, Barack Obama Thought Marriage Was A Meaningless Institution Blah Blah [Do The Right Thing]

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You know they worked at the same law firm and saw Do The Right Thing and ate Baskin-Robbins on their first date, but there are still a lot of unknown unknowns about the courtship of Michelle and...

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Keanu Reeves Straddles A Hog [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Angeles, March 2. Image via INFDaily.com]

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There's a review of the Gossip Girl series ... [XOXO, Janet Malcolm]

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There's a review of the Gossip Girl series in this week's New Yorker by Janet Malcolm, the revered literary biographer, and it is delightful! She describes Cecily von Ziegesar's series as a "Waughish...

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Vanity Fair Celebrates Funny Girls [Clips]

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Nip That Frown Upside Down's [Down's Syndrome]

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It's been pretty well-documented that no one wants a baby with Down's Syndrome. But for most parents, it's a question of raising a kid whose impaired mental aptitude will be a lifelong handicap. Not...

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Rihanna: Latest Victim Of Ubiquitous Shiny Legging Trend [Snap Judgment]

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[Paris, March 1. Image via INFDaily.com.]

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LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga [Maghag]

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Another issue of Vogue, another chance to write stoopid LOLCat-style captions. This month, there's a bit of exhaustion going around; the poor girls in this Craig McDean "High Definition" photo shoot...

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Daily Cavity [Daily Cavity]

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With gray slush still sticking to the sidewalks, the editors at Daily Candy: Boston are here to solve your cold-weather shoe needs! "Last week's near-death experience involving your narrow heels, a...

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Eating Disorders Can Turn You Into An Alcoholic. Is That So Bad? [Drunkorexia]

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Why will an anorexic tormented by the prospect of eating a single grape gladly knock back a few glasses of wine? The New York Times pondered the dilemma of "drunkorexia" this weekend and came up...

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Milla Jovovich & Miss J. Smile With Their Eyes [Snap Judgment]

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[Paris, March 2. Image via Splash.]

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: "Gloria Steinem Is Pure Evil" [Clips]

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Britney Spears and Heidi Montag have recorded ... [Heidi Montag]

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Britney Spears and Heidi Montag have recorded a duet together called "Dramatic." This is not a joke. Well, actually, it sorta is, since you'll laugh when you listen to it, but yeah, this really...

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Regretting Motherhood: Not Every Woman Wants Rugrats [The Parent Trap]

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"Women who regret having children are the silent minority," writes Lucy Beresford in the Times of London. Beresford is a writer and psychotherapist who says that not all women are cut out to be...

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Anna Wintour Is Silently Judging You [Snap Judgment]

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