Jezebel Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker Undermines High Fashion, Wears Uggs [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, February 25. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Amy Winehouse: Fashion & Cosmetics Mogul? [Dirt Bag]

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Amy Winehouse is in talks to do fashion and cosmetics lines? Amy-branded eyeliner and hairspray? What kind of fuckery is this? [The Sun]

Jennifer Lopez' nursery is filled with $279 cashmere...

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Why Not To Settle, Brought To You By Moment Of Truth [Clips]

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Rock Of Love 2: Bret Michaels Sleeps With His Bandanna/Wig On [Clips]

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Marion Cotillard, Hours Before The Oscar [Snap Judgment]

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[LAX, February 24. Image via Splash]

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Reader Chris alerted us to the town of Bethel, ... [Ice Queens]

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Reader Chris alerted us to the town of Bethel, Maine, where the local residents are in the midst of building World's Largest Snow Woman. The town already holds the distinction of having erected the...

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Barack Obama Loves Arabia [News Roundup]

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Barack Obama's favorite movie is Lawrence of Arabia (and the Godfathers, but whatevs.) All this and more (fave snack: "almonds") revealed in an EXCLUSIVE two-part Entertainment Tonight interview...

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Loose Lips []

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Oh my God, y'all, Jamie Lynn Spears passed the G.E.D.! Apparently, she's also expressed interest in attending Louisiana State. A little education could do her a lot of good. • Madonna has jury duty...

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Penn & Petra: It's On, And It's Wrong [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Angeles, February 24. Image via x17]

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Barbara Walters Confesses To Ellen Page That She Doesn't Like The Moldy Peaches [Clips]

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"There's an old joke about that: You know ... [Anita Renfroe]

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"There's an old joke about that: You know why Baptists don't engage in premarital sex? Because it might lead to dancing." That's Christian comedienne and new Good Morning America contributor Anita...

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"90 Day Jane" Refuses To Justify Her Enormous Internet Joke [Jane's Addiction]

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The story of 90DayJane, like the Britney period shots, is supposed to illustrate the seedy, soulless depths of the aughts' virtual culture. For those not familiar with it, on February 5,...

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Reader Roundup []

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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Katie Price: Business Models: "[Like Katie's own Princess Tiáamii], I'm going to name my children by pulling random Scrabble tiles too. Major Recptoz and...

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Penelope Clears An After-Party Path For Javier's Mom [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Angeles, February 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Lower Your Standards, Bitch [Settling For Less]

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Okay, so that Atlantic piece by Lori Gottlieb on "why you should settle": We wrote about it. Everyone wrote about it. On Saturday, novelist Megan Daum wrote about it. You keep asking us to write...

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We See London, We See France, We See Newmar's Underpants [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Angeles, CA; February 24. Image via FilmMagic.]

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This man, Jose Oritiz, was arrested last ... [Barack Obama]

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This man, Jose Oritiz, was arrested last Thursday outside Murderdelphia for stabbing his brother-in-law, Sean Shurelds, in the abdomen. They'd just watched the Democratic debate, and Shureldz was...

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Are Only Children Really More Neurotic? [Kids Today]

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In a story in today's Washington Post, Marcia Katz writes about what it's like to be the parent of one child. There's a stigma against single children: In the 1930s, psychologist G. Stanley Hall...

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Oldies But Goodies [Food For Thought]

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This ad from a 1981 issue of Teen magazine features an illustration of a white girl telling a black girl about a "tasty little treat." It's a "snack" made with natural ingredients and "perfect for...

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Joshua Jackson Needs To Turn That Frown Upside Down [Snap Judgment]

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[Toronto, Canada; February 24. Image via INFDaily.com]

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Oscar Fashion Critic Kimora Lee Simmons Has A Very Limited Vocabulary [Clips]

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Sometimes Explanations Make Things Worse [Gary Busey]

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So you know how Gary Busey acted kind of wacky on the red carpet with Ryan Seacrest last night? Busey and Seacrest spoke via telephone on Seacrest's show this morning, and Busey sort of tried to...

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Tinseltown Got Glittery And Gay For Elton John's Oscar Party [The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly]

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Despite the majority of Oscar party cancellations in light of the seemingly un-ending (and now ended) WGA strike, Elton John's long-running, star-studded fete was in full swing last night. Many of...

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Kate Moss' Gator Bag & Jazz Shoes [Snap Judgment]

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[London, February 25. Image via INFDaily.com.]

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Plastic Surgery Is How Rich Older People Cut Themselves [Maghag]

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For February's ELLE columnist and "beauty adventurer" Holly Millea got plastic surgery on her hands. They were old looking! Nothing else was wrong with her, of course. She was a size four! And not in...

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Today an unhappy wife writes in to Cary Tennis's ... [Let's Get Physical]

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Today an unhappy wife writes in to Cary Tennis's advice column on Salon, seeking counsel because her husband keeps yelling at her when they go skiing together. "My husband cannot understand why I...

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On The Runways Of Milan, Color Just Wasn't Considered Chic [Fashion Weak]

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We've been continuing to count models of color as the fall 2008 designer collections are shown around the globe, and although things were not good in New York and London, Milan was the worst so far....

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Olsen Twin? Or Goldie Hawn? [Snap Judgment]

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[Brentwood, California; February 24. Image via x17]

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Why Our Government Has Become Like Rock of Love [That's So Jane's]

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Why are so many idiots fighting our wars? Is there possibly an analogy to be drawn between the state of our government and the state of television, with Blackwater staffed by a bunch of rejects from...

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There's a company called Rent-a-Dildo, which ... [Dildos]

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There's a company called Rent-a-Dildo, which is kinda like Netflix for sex toys, in which people pay a monthly subscription fee, choose what they want sent to them -- the product list has a range of...

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A Raisin In The Sun: Sean "Diddy" Combs Doesn't Exactly Dazzle [Critical Mass]

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Looking for something with more substance after last night's 3+ hour Oscar fest? A new, three-hour adaptation of A Raisin in the Sun -- Lorraine Hansberry's 1959 tale of black mobility and racial...

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Gerard Butler's Skin, Clothes Have Seen Better Days [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, February 24. Image via Splash.]Earlier: Gerard Butler Cracks Self Up; Quickly Returns To Business Of Being Hot

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Conservative Critic: College Rape Statistics Are Overinflated [Shades Of Gray (Rape)]

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Heather MacDonald, a fellow at the conservative think tank the Manhattan Institute, had an essay in yesterday's Los Angeles Times railing against the "phony" rape epidemic on America's college...

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Heroine of the Day: Derrionna Adams, 12, ... [Pint-sized Protectors]

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Heroine of the Day: Derrionna Adams, 12, who saved two of her siblings from their burning home. Although her parents and three of her brothers and sisters were on the first floor of the smoldering...

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Patrick Dempsey Welcomes Donatella Versace Into His Family [Rag Trade]

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Now the face of Versace menswear, Patrick Dempsey has started referring to Donatella Versace as his "Italian mother." [Fashion Week Daily]

Model Erin O'Connor musing on the end of another fashion...

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Amy Winehouse Keeps Abreast Of The Situation [Snap Judgment]

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[London, February 25. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Soap Operas! Prozac! Dr. Phil! The War That Is All About Girl Shit [It Takes A Wahhabi Village]

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"But you can't fly this! It has guns!" That's an Iraqi man to Marine and Super Cobra pilot Katie Horner in Sunday's Washington Post Magazine. "I feel like Dr. Phil with guns," says Dan Kearney, a...

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Loose Lips []

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Kirsten Dunst was spotted at a Utah Target, stocking up on some goodies to tide her over while she is at rehab. • Are Rumer Willis and Orlando Bloom dating? The duo sat together at a post-Oscar...

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Should Sites Like Facebook Ban Pro-Ana Internet Groups? [Annals Of Anorexia]

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Happy National Eating Disorders Awareness Week! An eating disorder charity is calling on MySpace and Facebook to do something about pro-anorexia groups. "We believe that the sites should act...

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Natalie Portman's Cold Weather Hobo Chic [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, February 24. Image via INFDaily.com]

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Women On The Verge Of A Persistent Orgasm Open Up To 20/20 [Clips]

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Introduction

Sarah Jessica Parker Undermines High Fashion, Wears Uggs [Snap Judgment]

Amy Winehouse: Fashion & Cosmetics Mogul? [Dirt Bag]

Why Not To Settle, Brought To You By <i>Moment Of Truth</i> [Clips]

<i>Rock Of Love 2</i>: Bret Michaels Sleeps With His Bandanna/Wig On [Clips]

Marion Cotillard, Hours Before The Oscar [Snap Judgment]

Reader Chris alerted us to the town of Bethel, ... [Ice Queens]

Barack Obama Loves Arabia [News Roundup]

Loose Lips []

Penn & Petra: It's On, And It's Wrong [Snap Judgment]

Barbara Walters Confesses To Ellen Page That She Doesn't Like The Moldy Peaches [Clips]

"There's an old joke about that: You know ... [Anita Renfroe]

"90 Day Jane" Refuses To Justify Her Enormous Internet Joke [Jane's Addiction]

Reader Roundup []

Penelope Clears An After-Party Path For Javier's Mom [Snap Judgment]

Lower Your Standards, Bitch [Settling For Less]

We See London, We See France, We See Newmar's Underpants [Snap Judgment]

This man, Jose Oritiz, was arrested last ... [Barack Obama]

Are Only Children Really More Neurotic? [Kids Today]

Oldies But Goodies [Food For Thought]

Joshua Jackson Needs To Turn That Frown Upside Down [Snap Judgment]

Oscar Fashion Critic Kimora Lee Simmons Has A Very Limited Vocabulary [Clips]

Sometimes Explanations Make Things Worse [Gary Busey]

Tinseltown Got Glittery And Gay For Elton John's Oscar Party [The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly]

Kate Moss' Gator Bag & Jazz Shoes [Snap Judgment]

Plastic Surgery Is How Rich Older People Cut Themselves [Maghag]

Today an unhappy wife writes in to Cary Tennis's ... [Let's Get Physical]

On The Runways Of Milan, Color Just Wasn't Considered Chic [Fashion Weak]

Olsen Twin? Or Goldie Hawn? [Snap Judgment]

Why Our Government Has Become Like <em>Rock of Love</em> [That's So Jane's]

There's a company called Rent-a-Dildo, which ... [Dildos]

<i>A Raisin In The Sun</i>: Sean "Diddy" Combs Doesn't Exactly Dazzle [Critical Mass]

Gerard Butler's Skin, Clothes Have Seen Better Days [Snap Judgment]

Conservative Critic: College Rape Statistics Are Overinflated [Shades Of Gray (Rape)]

Heroine of the Day: Derrionna Adams, 12, ... [Pint-sized Protectors]

Patrick Dempsey Welcomes Donatella Versace Into His Family [Rag Trade]

Amy Winehouse Keeps Abreast Of The Situation [Snap Judgment]

Soap Operas! Prozac! Dr. Phil! The War That Is All About Girl Shit [It Takes A Wahhabi Village]

Loose Lips []

Should Sites Like Facebook Ban Pro-Ana Internet Groups? [Annals Of Anorexia]

Natalie Portman's Cold Weather Hobo Chic [Snap Judgment]

Women On The Verge Of A Persistent Orgasm Open Up To <i>20/20</i> [Clips]

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