Jezebel Tuesday, February 19, 2008
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Lourdes Ciccone Pampers Her Cuticles, Hides Behind Hair [Snap Judgment]
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[Beverly Hills, February 18. Images via x17]
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Nicole & Joel: Not Spending Enough Time With The Baby? [Dirt Bag]
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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were seen partying Grammy weekend, so some random source says, "It's almost as if they aren't parents." Kind of a cheap shot. But yeah, the nanny is apparently working...
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<i>Rock Of Love 2</i>: Strangely, Bret Michaels Thinks Mooning Is No Fun [Clips]
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Did Kirsten Dunst's break up with Jake Gyllenhaal lead to her boozy ways and ultimately, to her current stint in rehab? "There was no such thing as 'just the one' for her," says a source. We'd be...
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Michelle Obama Hates America [News Roundup]
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For the first time in her adult life, Michelle Obama is really proud of her country. Drudge has this quote up in an XXL font on his site and it has replaced much of his plagiarism coverage, so I...
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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other [Rachel Bilson]
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So somewhere along the line Rachel Bilson got thin--way thin. Too thin. This photo should put it in perspective for you: Rachel Bilson with four regular, non-celebs. (Click on image for larger...
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Sienna Miller's Twenty8Twelve: Frilly, Feminine, Ultimately Feh [Fashion Show]
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Sienna Miller and her sister Savannah's clothing line, called Twenty8Twelve , has been the focus of much buzz because of Sienna's obvious notoriety. But are the duds any good? Sienna's boytoy Rhys...
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Breaking: Black Model Spotted On Malibu Beach! [Snap Judgment]
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[Malibu, February 17. Image via Flynet]
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Designer: Fashion Runways "Are Full Of White Dogs" [Diversity Watch]
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Things were bad on the runways in New York for black models, but at London Fashion Week, it was worse. British-born model Jourdan Dunn (pictured at left) was the only model of color to walk...
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Reader Roundup []
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Best Comment of the Day, in response to French Vogue Editor Carine Roitfeld Is Such A Terribly Deep Person: "Zee fat people, zey make my ass tweetch. *takes long drag off cigarette*" We say: mon...
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The Wedding Industrial Complex Is Turning Egyptian Men Into Radical Jihadists! [Hells Bells]
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Twentysomething Egyptian men like Ahmed Muhammad Sayyid are turning to hardcore Islam because the job market sucks, upward mobility is a total fraud, taking a blue-collar job would be an...
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The Fox, The Cop, And The Imaginary Handcuffs [Snap Judgment]
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[New York, February 18. Image via Splash]
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Lindsay Lohan: Real Or Manmade? [Polls]
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Here at Jezebel Virtual HQ, we like to debate the real issues affecting women today. This morning, after perusing Lilo's topless photoshoot, we began discussing a very important topic: are Lindsay's...
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Patrick Dempsey Embraces His Little Equestrienne [Snap Judgment]
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[Brentwood, California; February 17. Image via Flynet]
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<i>Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious</i> Is "Pussylicious" [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("pcd1_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Pussycat Dolls creator Robin Antin is putting together another pop girl group to be called Girlicious. A 10-episode, elimination-based reality show --...
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Ad Libs [Clips]
A new Durex commercial seen on AdGabber is funny, horrifying, and unique. Plus: Totes safe for work! It's hard to describe without giving too much away, but basically, a young woman's parents pop in...
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Are Men Or Women More "Hostile To Knowledge"? [Idiocracy]
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Susan Jacoby says Americans are dumb. Oooooh, bold thesis!! Well but, remember that book Everything Bad Is Good For You about how videogames are actually good for kids' brains? Susan says that guy is...
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Katherine Heigl Searches For Secret To Eternal Youth [Snap Judgment]
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[Paris, February 17. Image via Splash]
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<i>Us</i> Editor Claims Women Want Covers That Exploit Female Celebs [Maghag]
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As reported earlier, while the media squashed a druggy video of Heath Ledger "out of respect for the family," a clip of Amy Winehouse smoking crack was widely distributed. And according to the New...
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Newsweek ponders why Ivy League students ... [Nerd Love]
Newsweek ponders why Ivy League students aren't getting laid, despite the fact that they're publishing erotic magazines by the boatload. Here's one reason: deconstructing sex is the least sexy thing...
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In 2008, Baking Is Still For Girls, Air Guitar Is For Boys [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("Today_Show_Toys.flv", 463, 387,"");The Toy Fair is in town (New York, that is) and the new crap they dished out for the kiddies on the Today show this morning was sucktastic! Or maybe...
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Rachel Bilson Gets Her Booze On [Snap Judgment]
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[Burbank, February 17. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Dr. Graeme Reeves, The Sickest Man Alive [First, Do Him Harm]
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I was all set to write a really uplifting post on why men use war as an opportunity to rape women when I came across a story of an Australian guy who did not have any sort of backdrop of...
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Truth To Flower [Jennifer Belle]
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Novelist (Little Stalker, Going Down) Jennifer Belle, 40, on suffering a miscarriage, followed by two successful pregnancies: "I was inconsolable over not having children. I wanted to be a mother...
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In Post-Industrial Society, Women Are Either "Princess Crazy" Or Her Handmaidens [Prozac Nations]
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How many times has a dude accused you of being "crazy" when you think you're being perfectly rational? Well there's a new book out by Paris-born writer Lisa Appignanesi, Mad, Bad and Sad: A History...
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Matthew Broderick, Dog: Hot To Trot [Snap Judgment]
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[New York, February 17. Image via Splash]
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French <i>Vogue</i> Editor Carine Roitfeld Is Such A Terribly Deep Person [Maghag]
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If your brain is anything like mine when it comes to absorbing pointless crap, you probably know Carine Roitfeld edits French Vogue! And chances are you also know that French Vogue is like, more...
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Naomi Watts, Baby Boy Soak Up Summer Sun On Bondi Beach [Snap Judgment]
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[Sydney, Australia; February 18. Images via Splash]
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Famous Last Words [Tory Burch]
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"They're so identifiable, and I'd rather not wear something that screams what it is." --Tory Burch, the designer responsible for the very identifiable Reva ballet flats, discussing trendy, "it"...
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Judge Judy Gives <i>ET</i>'s Mary Hart Advice On Dating [WWJJD]
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This woman tried to sell her eggs for coke! ... [Felicia Sullivan]
This woman tried to sell her eggs for coke! That's the ever-sober Page Six Magazine for you. Felicia Sullivan learned cokeheads who want to sell their ova don't tend to have adequate medical...
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Chelsea: Oh! <i>Aloha.</i> Fancy Running Into <i>You Guys</i> Here! [Snap Judgment]
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[Honolulu, February 17. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Meet Satoshi Fujita: The Japanese "Mystery" With A Wig And A Prayer [Foreign Affairs]
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"I always teach my students that sex comes first. Then you figure out whether the woman is worth marrying later." So says Satoshi Fujita (left), head of Tokyo's Pickup School For Men Who Can't Get...
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Loose Lips []
Is Paris Hilton canoodling with Travis Barker? Give us a call when Barker ex Shanna Moakler slaps Paris again. Until then: YAWN. • Lilo, fresh from her nude romp as Marilyn Monroe blames Hollywood...
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Manolo Blahnik <i>Hates</i> Free Advertising On Hollywood Actresses [Rag Trade]
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"'Who are these dreadful women?' Manolo Blahnik screams in horror as he brandishes the latest edition of a smart society magazine. An assistant points out kindly that they are four of Hollywood's top...
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Amy Winehouse: Legs, Breasts Or Wings? [Snap Judgment]
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[London, February 17. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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OMG! <i>America's Next Top Model</i> Cycle 10 Sneak Peek! [You Wanna Be On Top]
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If you can't get a man to marry you, just ... [Blow Up Doll]
If you can't get a man to marry you, just bring a blow-up doll. Like Sheila Smith! Reports CBS News: "Smith's husband, Bob, had to go away on business and couldn't make the Valentine's Day...
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Homecoming Queen Gives New Meaning To Term "Trailer Trash" [Trailer Clash]
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Meet Donna Sturkie-Anthony: A former high school homecoming queen who is now in her early 40s and is more gangsta than you could ever imagine. Currently in jail after an alleged incident in which she...
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Madonna's Little Man Wears Aussie Shirt, Shoes [Snap Judgment]
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[LAX, February 17. Image via Splash]
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<i>Harold & Kumar</i> Get Bongwaterboarded! [Crappy Hour]
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Hey guys! Happy holiday we're not observing! Did you know Kumar from Harold & Kumar is an Obama supporter? Then you also probably knew Harold & Kumar are going to Guantanamo Bay this spring, just...
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