Jezebel Thursday, October 25, 2007

Snap Judgment: Helena Christensen: Bad Angle Or Bad Glasses?

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[Los Angeles, October 24. Image via Flynet]

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Dirt Bag: Britney Is Learning To Be A Parent

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline both went to their first Parenting Without Conflict session yesterday. They learned "polite requests," cooperative parenting and communication skills. Sounds like...

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Evening Purge: Was It Arson? Also: Laura Bush Is Not In The Country

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The fact that Laura Bush was in Abu Dhabi talking about breast cancer today was probably the 1023rd most important thing that happened today, but what a picture. The FBI is investigating the...

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The Bushnell Administration: Revisiting <i>Sex & The City:</i> In Which "We" Read The Column Aloud To A "Friend"

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"This week's rehashed Sex & The City column is all about this woman who has no money but puts up with really bad sex to sleep at someone's fancy place in the Hamptons," said Miriam to her friend...

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(not An Actual) Headline Of The Day: You know, like when your dog is a gold digger?

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You know, like when your dog is a gold digger?

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Snap Judgment: Pregnancy Makes Halle Berry Even More Unbearably Beautiful

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[London, October 24. Image via INF./

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WWJJD: Judge Judy Goes Apeshit On Baby-Abusing Parents

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We really love when Judge Judy goes off on people who really deserve it. Like this couple, Cliff and Cassie, who physically abused their baby...

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Baby Bounty: Fashion designer Rachel Roy is pregnant with ...

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Fashion designer Rachel Roy is pregnant with baby #2. Says Roy, "I am thrilled because number one, Ava, is the best thing in my life, and I have always wanted to have another little Ava - or Ava as...

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Textual Healing: Guys Txt Fastr Whn Thy Like U ; (

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According to a study just released in the UK, relationships and dating are more complicated now because of text messaging. 500,000 people reported having sent up to 100 "flirtatious" texts a month....

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Snap Judgment: Lindsay Lohan Loves Leggings

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[Hollywood, October 23. Image via x17.]

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Clips: "And That's When I Totally Knew I Was Gay..."

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newVideoPlayer("lancebasstyra_jezebel.flv", 475, 376);Remember Topanga from Boy Meets World? Back when Lance Bass was too famous to have sex with men, they were an item. They went to the prom, and he...

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Ad Libs: A reader tip points us to the forums on Something ...

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A reader tip points us to the forums on Something Awful, where they're debating whether the Dolce & Gabbana ad, at left, is actually offensive to women. It was banned in Spain for seeming to promote...

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Broadsides: Short Men More Likely To, Uh, Cruise For Little Boys

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Short men are more likely to be pedophiles, according to a new Canadian study. Maybe they're just looking for someone their own size? Kidding. [NEWS.com.au]

At least there's one Supreme Court...

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Snap Judgment: Michael & Nicolette = Spencer & Heidi in 20 Years?

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[Hollywood, October 23. Image via x17.]

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Stats Feed: Today's most popular headlines are Angelina ...

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Today's most popular headlines are Angelina Breaks Promises; Britney Has Secrets, Everyone Wants To Lose Weight (6,288 views today), If Coach Is Selling So Many Bags, How Come Everyone's Selling Its...

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Issue Battle: Fuck Black Eyes: October Is All About The Boobs

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Chances are, thanks to all the pink ribbons, merchandise and uplifting stories from survivors printed in magazines, you already know that October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. But, in a...

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Nice Knockers: A twofer from Down Under: Luana De Favari, ...

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A twofer from Down Under: Luana De Favari, an Australian barmaid famous for crushing beer cans between her breasts and dangling spoons from her nipples was fired and fined $1,000 for breaching the...

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Fashion Feuds: What Went Down Between Dueling Fashion Critics Robin Givhan And Cathy Horyn?

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Washington Post fashion critic and Jezebel permacrush Robin Givhan gave an online chat yesterday during which, as usual, she offered up, with little incident, no-nonsense and completely correct...

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Snap Judgment: Condi Rice To Anti-War Protester: Never Mess With A Black Woman's Hair

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Above: She goes in for the kill.

Below: Condi gives her a "Oh no you di-int!"

[Capitol Hill, October 24. Images via AP.]

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Sore Subjects: Herpes Vigilante: Innocent Or Asshole?

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By now, you may have heard about the Brooklyn woman who, after contracting herpes during a condomless one-night stand, was angry enough to start both a a blog about the perpetrator and plaster her...

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Expensive Shit: Like expensive shit? We'd like to direct ...

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Like expensive shit? We'd like to direct your attention towards the biggest thing to happen to Dolce & Gabbana since they got charged with encouraging gang rape in advertising: The metal...

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That's So Jane's: The World is Pamela Anderson, And We Are Kid Rock

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After what seems like a long hiatus, "That's So Jane's" returns to give your brain a rest from the esoteric topics it just pondered during Midweek Madness. In honor of the anniversary of the Chinese...

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Snap Judgment: Marky Mark Is A Laugh A Minute

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[Beverly Hills, October 23. Image via Flynet]

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Hookers, Victims & Doormats*: Hollywood Always Loves A Harlot

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*Inspired by Shirley MacLaine's assertion that the best parts for actresses fall into one of the above categoriesLos Angeles Times Oscar blogger Tom O'Neil catalogs the Academy Awards' "taste for...

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Breast Intentions: Since National Breast Cancer Awareness month ...

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Since National Breast Cancer Awareness month is almost over, magazines and newspapers are reaaally scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to fear-mongering cancer-scare articles. They've...

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Flirting With Evildoers: Suburban Mom Uses Internets To Chat Up Jihadis, Buy Missiles, Embarrass FBI

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You know how some people have a knack for creating really elaborate alter egos replete with extensive back stories and a whole set of made-up linguistic tics/fave idioms, and using their fictional...

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Snap Judgment: Mariah Carey And Her Trio Of Big Jugs

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[New York, October 23. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Midweek Madness: Angelina Breaks Promises; Britney Has Secrets, Everyone Wants To Lose Weight

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Wednesday is tabloid day! This week, Angelina lands two covers, each painting her as a liar and villain; two covers are devoted to body issues and/or cellulite, and one cover is reserved for the...

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Rubber Maids: Wanna get a bunch of condoms, vibrating cock ...

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Wanna get a bunch of condoms, vibrating cock rings, and lube for free? Durex is accepting "sexual intercourse enthusiasts" to volunteer to test out a bunch of their products. (We've already offered...

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Critical Mass: 'NY Times' Critic <em>Terror</em>-izes Famous Feminist Susan Faludi

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The critics are divided on Susan Faludi's new polemic The Terror Dream, in which she argues that 9/11 caused a societal return to stereotypical gender roles. On one hand, Pulitzer Prize winning...

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Snap Judgment: Linda Evangelista Takes Bobbed Baby Boy For Test Drive

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[New York, October 23. Image via INF]

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Clips: James Lipton: Drama Coach, TV Host, Author, Pimp

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James Lipton appeared on The View this morning to discuss his book Inside Inside, which chronicles his career as dean of Actor's Studio Drama...

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Posh Problems: Poor Posh! Apparently Victoria Beckham was ...

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Poor Posh! Apparently Victoria Beckham was given all of 15 seconds of on-song time in the new Spice Girls single "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)." She sings four lines, total. And shares some...

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Retail Therapy: If Coach Is Selling So Many Bags, How Come Everyone's Selling Its Stock?

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In general, the best shopping advice is not to shop at all. But if that's not good enough for you, I can always babble on about about margins and marketing long enough for you to forget why you...

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Snap Judgment: Gwen & Kingston Admire Stuffed Feline, Fire-Engine

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Womb Wastelands: 'Us Weekly' Editor: Shunning Kids Makes You A Communist

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Any faithful reader of Us Weekly can tell you that America is in the throes of babymania. Last week's cover beamed "Growing Up Suri!" and detailed the littlest Cruise's diet, wardrobe, and schedule. ...

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Techno Chic: A mobile program created by a Japanese video-game ...

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A mobile program created by a Japanese video-game developer that allows women to ward off gropers has just become the seventh-most downloaded cellphone application. By pressing on an "anger icon" on...

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Letter From California (girl): In The Line Of Fire

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My best friend John's home burned to the ground yesterday afternoon. He and his wife and their two kids -- one of them my goddaughter, a 3-year-old tomboy-in-training named Laura -- left their home...

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Snap Judgment: Justin, Jessica & Our Fave Bitch Of The Day

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[Brentwood, California; October 22. Image via x17]

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Clips: The Cat Lady Comments On Britney Spears' New Lips

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We love how shamelessly tacky The Insider can be with their "In Depth" stories, which tend to focus on sideshow-like types (morbidly obese...

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Showers Are For Uglies: Prettier women tend to be dirtier/less healthy ...

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Prettier women tend to be dirtier/less healthy especially if they don't smile a lot, finds a new study out of Brandeis. The study credits the fact that pretty women are "more social" and therefore...

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