Jezebel Thursday, October 04, 2007

Snap Judgment: Nicole Richie's Oreo Cookie Ensemble

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[Hollywood, October 3. Image via x17]

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Dirt Bag: Britney Spears Chooses Starbucks Over Court-Date

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After three hours in court (Kevin Federline showed up, Britney Spears did not) a family court judge decided that Kevin will retain custody of the kids. For now. Britney is allowed monitored...

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Evening Purge: Ann Coulter Is Still Fucking With Us

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Today Ann Coulter said she wished she could take the right to vote away from women. "It's actually a pipe dream." It was an awesome statement, not least because I've been drinking. Or because that...

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The Bushnell Administration: How Do The 'Sex & The City' Columns Hold Up?

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We're always hearing about how groundbreaking Candace Bushnell's original "Sex & The City" columns in the New York Observer were back in the "Reality Bites" era or whenever they were first published....

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Clips: Things Get Wild On After-Hours QVC

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The gals on QVC can get a little loopy late at night, as can be witnessed in this clip from September 21st, pulled by Gawker video gal Molly McAleer....

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Fashion Show: The collection shown by Valentino in Paris ...

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The collection shown by Valentino in Paris earlier this afternoon will be one of the legendary designer's last. (The 74-year-old Italian announced that he will step down after this season.) Known for...

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Low Score: Is It Every Little Girl's Dream To Babysit? One Video Game Company Thinks So

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Alice Taylor, a prominent gamer (and former nationally-ranked Quake player) blogs on a site called Wonderland. Her criticism of Ubisoft's new line of "girl-oriented" games that focus on "shopping,...

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Snap Judgment: Sienna Miller Finally Snuggles Up In Public To British Beau

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[London, October 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Probing Questions: What Does An Orgasm Really Sound Like, Anyway?

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Men's Health just put out a list of "50 Things Men Wish You Knew" and never have we snapped down so forcefully on our little mouse button and hungrily attacked a piece of internet text. Ladies! You...

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Glamourpussy: Glamour has finally spoken out on the departure ...

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Glamour has finally spoken out on the departure of its former Fashion Slave Ashley Baker, who said something about how Afros weren't suitable corporate hairstyles to a bunch of people who are used to...

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Broadsides: Panic-Stricken Kim Basinger's Maybe Not-So-Healthy Heart

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A recent study suggests that women who suffer from panic/anxiety attacks [That would be me! -Ed.] have a higher chance of suffering a heart attack or stroke later in life. [USA Today]

Can consensual...

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Snap Judgment: Sean Preston & Jayden James Take A Supervised Test Drive

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[Hollywood, October 2. Image via x17]

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Stats Feed: Today's most popular headlines are Ann Coulter ...

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Today's most popular headlines are Ann Coulter Is Nothing But An Awesome Fag Hag (5,545 views today), Gossip Girls Say: "If It's True, It's Not Gossip" (4,696) and Angelina Gains Weight, Britney Hits...

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Ladymag Lookback: 'CCC': The LiveJournal For Bored '30s Housewives

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Today's Daily Mail has a long but interesting story about the creation of Britain's first women's magazine. In 1935, a young mother wrote a letter to a publication called Nursery World: Can any...

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Gender Studies: Men like domination by women, or so says ...

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Men like domination by women, or so says a study by Mary Murphy, a Stanford University psychologist. Her research monitored the reactions of a group of students as they watched videos depicting a...

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That's So Jane's: Korea Is Basically 'The Hills'; Burma Is Like Katie Holmes

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A few months ago, we were watching Entertainment Tonight when all of a sudden Jim Carrey appeared talking all slow and medicated about Burma and how to remember how to pronounce "Aung San Suu Kyi."...

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Snap Judgment: Chandra Wilson's Curly-Haired Cutie

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[Los Feliz, October 2. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Kids Play: Miss America: Busty, Bikini-Clad Internet Policebabe

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The Miss America Organization, in collaboration with the Children's Educational Network, has developed a kid-friendly internet browser -- available for download starting tomorrow -- that aims to...

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Fashion Show: Why should you like Dries Van Noten? Because ...

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Why should you like Dries Van Noten? Because the man does not believe in advertising. So is the shit expensive? Well sure. But this member of breakaway, brilliant Belgian designers known as the...

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The Good, The Bad & The Ugly: Forever 21's Attempt At Fancy Fails

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Forever 21, that bastion of "copyright infringement", is launching a "high-end" capsule collection, TwelveByTwelve. Perfect for the Sybil in everyone, there are six lines, one for every so-called...

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Snap Judgment: Jennifer Garner's Parisian "Breakfast At Bonpoint"

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[Paris, France; October 3. Image via x17]

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Midweek Madness: Angelina Gains Weight, Britney Hits Rock Bottom, 'The Hills' Have Style

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This week in Midweek Madness: Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie have 2 covers each, with the girls from The Hills rounding out the spread. (According to a recent story published in Forbes, Jennifer...

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Gotta Have Faith: There's a video on Advertising Age about ...

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There's a video on Advertising Age about BLOGS STEALING CONTENT from magazines and OMG HOW THE MAGAZINES ARE GOING TO SURVIVE OUR PITILESS ASSAULT ON THEIR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY and you don't really...

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Trash TV: Drunken Woman Claims Police Battery, Moons Cops

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New reality show Jail is like my favorite thing to watch when wasted and eating Chex Mix just before passing out. Mostly because I laugh at the way...

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Snap Judgment: Cameron Diaz's Hoodie Accessory: Pigeon Poop? Paint? Or Plastic?

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[New York, October 2. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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The Jezegay: Ann Coulter Is Nothing But An Awesome Fag Hag

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On Sunday morning we awoke to find official vadge-sniffing Jezegay Ryan Creed cooing to someone in the living room about how he'd just met Ann Coulter. "And she's fabulous." We rolled our eyes the...

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Manties: We're not really sure if this is a joke, ...

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We're not really sure if this is a joke, but it's definitely funny: Lingerie 4 Men. It's "New Zealand's only lingerie range designed specifically for the male figure." We didn't realize the male...

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The Body Politic: Would "Seeing" An Actual Abortion Change Your Mind About It?

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Lake of Fire, a documentary about abortion in America with incredibly graphic imagery, opens in NYC today. The film includes footage of a second trimester abortion, as well as detailed photographs of...

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Snap Judgment: Silver-Haired, Sleepy-Faced George Clooney

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Jezenomics: Women Have Gotten Less Happy, I'll Take My Graphing Calculator Out And Prove It

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Remember that study on women being less happy than men? Sounds about right, right? The internerds thought so! (Different ways internet commenters said no shit: "Boo hoo, the feminists made their bed...

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Fashion Show: Picky-eater and tight-jeans-loving Kraut ...

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Picky-eater and tight-jeans-loving Kraut Karl Lagerfeld is a design legend: He revitalized the house of Chanel, is now designing Fendi, and has launched labels of his own that have folded and come...

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Maghag: A Well-Educated Woman Makes A Weird Decision

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Name: Ivanka Trump

Age: 25

Education: NYC's Chapin School; Choate in Connecticut; Georgetown University for 2 years; was graduated from Wharton School, University of Pennsylvania, magna cum...

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Snap Judgment: Amy Winehouse's Strange Hair-Clip Headband

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[London, England; Oct. 3. Image via INF]

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Snooze Or Lose: How'd You Sleep Last Night? Badly, If You Were In Bed With A Dude

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Ladies, are you getting enough sleep? New studies show that if you're sleeping next to a guy, your sleep is more fragmented, reports MSNBC. But guess what? Men sleep better when there's a woman in...

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Sports Groupies: Sports-nut Alyssa Milano is swearing off ...

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Sports-nut Alyssa Milano is swearing off dating athletes. The big-time baseball-and-hockey fan -- most recently linked with the L.A. Dodgers' Russell Martin -- tells Details magazine that she's now...

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Tweenage Wasteland: Gossip Girls Say: "If It's True, It's Not Gossip"

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Are you loving the new Gossip Girls show on the CW? We are! And last night, we trekked up to a Barnes & Noble on Manhattan's Upper West Side for a reading by Cecily von Ziegesar, the creator of the...

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Snap Judgment: Ryan Gosling's Prom After-Party Look

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[Los Angeles, California; October 2. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Clips: Jenna Bush: "My Dad... Wouldn't Have To Get A Tit"

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Texas-accented First Twin Jenna Bush appeared on Larry King Live last night to plug her new book Ana's Story... and she was both kinda...

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(love Is Blind) Item: Don't deny this R&B singer her right to praise ...

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Don't deny this R&B singer her right to praise God. Said vocalist was in the studio working with a group of producers and decided she has a song of reverence she wanted to offer unto the Lord. When...

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Rag Trade: Pete Doherty Finally Finds A New Model To Marry Him. Think She Likes Drugs?

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WHAT?! Model Irina Lazareanu is engaged to Pete Doherty. They're already on the registry at Cokespoons N' Things! So, like what is it with this man and models? What is it with models and this man? ...

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Snap Judgment: McDreamy Looks Like He Could Use A Massage

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