Jezebel Thursday, November 29, 2007
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Britney May Not Be Pregnant [Dirt Bag]
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Britney Spears is furious at In Touch magazine and may even sue! Her "pal" Sam Lufti says the cover story stating that Brit's preggers is bullshit and "completely fake." But what does Brit have to...
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Amy Sedaris Stars In Dolly Parton's New Video [Clips]
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We're not exactly sure why or how it happened, but we love that Amy Sedaris is in Dolly Parton's video for "Better Get To Livin'." With a...
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Mining Goldsmith []
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A West Coast reader got access to Teen Vogue intern and possible new Hills cast member/ Whitney replacer Jenna Goldsmith's restricted facebook profile and gives us the lowdown. Jenna's favorite...
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The Suicide That Proved We Are Still A Nation Capable Of "Shock" [R.i.p.]
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In the 13 days since we first heard word of the case of Lori Drew, the mother whose Myspace hoax drove 13-year-old Megan Meier to suicide, pretty much every major news outlet seems to have covered --...
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Milla Jovovich, Husband Peek At Pride And Joy [Snap Judgment]
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Maybe Britney's Problem Is That She's Not Stupid Enough? [Pop (Star) Psychology]
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This week's Observer summarizes several biographies of the inimitable Ethel Merman and comes to the conclusion that though the woman's musical talent was fascinating, her interior life was terminally...
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Loose Lips []
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A gay bar in the Philippines put a dress on Harry Potter. More like Harry TWATTER! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. • Kiki Dunst has some new manmeat. She's allegedly dating Gisele/Pam Anderson/Cameron...
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"On My Honor I Will Try To Serve Allah And My Country... And Live By The Girl Scout Law" [Scouts Honor?]
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I joined the Brownies in the first grade, but left after a year because it made me feel insufficient. But apparently the Girl Scout movement is providing an opposite feeling for Muslim American...
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Robot Baby Cries; Actual Man Freaks Out [Snap Judgment]
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"A Japanese man reacts as the humanoid robot baby he is holding begins to cry at Japan's largest robot convention. The 'Real Care Babies,' which cry if they are not treated with love and care, help...
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Reader Roundup []
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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Would You Try The "Coworker Diet"? : "That would have been a disaster at my old workplace. We all would have eaten Meth and Cock just to make sure the other...
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The Hot New Weight Loss Trend: "Puttering" [Stand In The Place Where You Work]
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Feeling fat? Just stand up! Nah, you don't have to go to the gym. Seriously, just standing is all the weight loss police are asking of you now.It turns out that sitting for hours at a time, as so...
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Today's most popular headlines are Today ... [Stats Feed]
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Today's most popular headlines are Today In Tabloids: Britney Spears Is Knocked Up & Nuts (7,210 views today), Christina Ricci? Or Anna Wintour? (6,163) and Vintage Ads: Women Can't Drive, And Other...
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For those of you awfully concerned about ... [Bad Dye Job]
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For those of you awfully concerned about the fate of Madonna's sheep, Sheep! magazine editor Nathan Griffith wants you to know: "Dyeing sheep is certainly no more harmful to the sheep than a person...
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Black Women Are Richer And More Successful Than Ever! So Why Do I Feel So Depressed? [Black And White Issues]
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All this week, NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams has been running a series called "African- American Women: Where They Stand." So far, on blogs and in e-mail blasts, the series has stirred up ...
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Did Britney's $600-A-Bottle "Smart Drug" Get Her Knocked Up? [Pillhead]
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Pillhead, Jezebel's resident pharmaceutical expert, has been wanting to review the wonder drug Provigil for some time now. It makes you smart! And happy! And thin! But it's not yet generic. And...it...
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Madonna's Ensemble: Party Upstairs, Lounge Downstairs [Snap Judgment]
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[Hollywood, November 27. Image via X17.]
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Is Kate Moss The Most Important Model Ever? [Fashion Victims]
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We can't help but be in awe of Kate Moss even though we know way better. (In case you need a refresher on why you should hate her: She is "too short" to be a model at only 5'7", made "heroin chic"...
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Nobel Prize winner and official Jezebel ... [Lessing Is More]
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Nobel Prize winner and official Jezebel hot bitch Doris Lessing is too sick to attend her Nobel award ceremony in Stockholm. We're hoping for your speedy recovery, Doris!
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How Does Your Vagina "Measure Up"? [Size Matters]
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"In simple words: All women want to be pretty, tight and small down there!" Or so says the Vagina Institute (link NSFW), a website that specializes in "collecting and processing data and information...
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Clive Owen Bundles Up, Clenches Jaw [Snap Judgment]
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[Milan, Italy; November 27. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Barneys New York: Shiny Happy People & Crazy Expensive Clothes [Today In Catalogs]
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The Barneys New York "Have A Green Holilday" catalog is a breath of fresh air. Unlike the tragically sad models at Urban Outfitters, the Barneys models are psyched to be alive! Maybe because being...
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Benazir Bhutto Adjusts Scarf In Front Of Own Likeness [Snap Judgment]
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"Pakistan's former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto adjusts her scarf during a news conference on Tuesday evening. Bhutto returned from self-exile to take part in the coming elections scheduled in...
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How Come Women Don't Read Magazines On The Internet? [The Future]
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You may be aware that Conde Nast is the big publishing company responsible for most of our very most treasured women's magazines - - Vogue, Teen Vogue, Glamour, Allure, Self, W, etc. etc. -- and that...
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MILFs [Baby Blabber]
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Pregnancy: Now with more unrealistic expectations! Maxim has just posted a slide show of the "9 Hottest Pregnant Women Ever." (Sample text on Heidi Klum: "She was making maternity clothes look like...
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<i>Real Housewives</i>: It Must Be Weird When A Dude's "Type" Looks Like His Mom [Trash TV]
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Tamra, the newest cast member of Real Housewives of Orange County, is tons of fun, as we've seen in previous episodes. Last night we got to see...
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Ryan Reynolds: Different Day, Same Sexy [Snap Judgment]
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[Los Angeles, November 27. Image via Flynet]
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British Fashion Awards: Lots Of Fashion, Not All Of It Good [The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly]
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Designer/friend to animals Stella McCartney took the top prize for Designer of the Year at the British Fashion Awards last night ("My team really deserve this," she said.) Though it's awesome that...
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Barack Obama Gets "Morning Wood" [Hard News]
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Ever wonder what it was like to wake up next to America's chainsmoking, coke-sniffing trillion-dollar tax increase advocating biracial Indonesia-reared predicted winner of the Iowa caucus? Well you...
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Today In Tabloids: Britney Spears Is Knocked Up & Nuts [Midweek Madness]
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Every Wednesday we play Midweek Madness, the game where we try and squeeze delicious details out of freshly-picked tabloids. Today, Britney wins 3 of 5 covers because of her crazy house, her new man,...
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Seth Rogen's Girlfriend: Pissy, Pretty [Snap Judgment]
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Miss Universe Contestant Talks To 'Today', Still Believes In God [Clips]
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Pepper-sprayed Puerto Rican beauty pageant contestant Ingrid Marie Rivera showed up on the Today show this morning for a sitdown with...
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The first beloved entertainer to break America's ... [Carson Daly]
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The first beloved entertainer to break America's heart by defying the Writers Guild strike and solicit scabs is... Carson Daly. Huh? Oh yeah, Last Call -- there's a show you were really pining for!...
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What Did Michelle Obama Say That Was <i>Too Hot For Salon</i>?? [Michelle, Raisin' Hell]
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Salon writer Rebecca Traister joins the Michelle Obama lovetrain today, going so far as to say she reminds her of Bill Clinton, he of the pulsing pheromones, whom she's already established she wants...
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Writers Strike Leaves Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol Jon Stewart Looking Sullen [Snap Judgment]
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Marc Jacobs Hires Victoria Beckham As Spokesmodel. Because He Can? [Rag Trade]
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The rumors are true! Victoria Beckham is the face of Marc Jacobs' spring 2008 collection and has already been shot by Juergen Teller for her print ads. Fashionista says it means Posh is now...
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Loose Lips []
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Steve-O was caught smoking weed out of a Dr. Pepper can at last night's roast of KISS's Gene Simmons. There were too many D-list names in that sentence. • Race car driver Helio Castroneves and...
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<i>Glamour</i> Attempts To Negotiate Peace Between Blacks, Bitchy Redheads [Summits]
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Not only did the Israelis meet with the Palestinians yesterday! Glamour Magazine met with black people. The topic at hand was Ashley Baker, the white former fashion blogger-editor from Kansas who...
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Uma Thurman Smirks, Steps Into <strike>Fifth</strike> Fourth Position [Snap Judgment]
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Vintage Ads: Women Can't Drive, And Other Misogynistic Messages [Oldies (but Not So) Goodies]
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Today's Daily Mail runs excerpts from a new book, You Mean A Woman Can Open It?: The Woman's Place In The Classic Age Of Advertising which features those oldies but goodies we're oh-so fond of. It's...
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Candace Bushnell: "You Want A Yacht, Don't You?!" []
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"The really scary thing about New York is not the fear that everyone is hiding their true self. The really frightening thing is that they're not--that that's it. That they've become whatever person...
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Bindi Irwin's Dancing Queens [Clips]
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Remember Bindi Irwin's white-girl rap on Today last week? Well, take the time to get to know her backup dancers, the "Crocmen", whom Bindi refers to as her...
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