Jezebel Thursday, February 28, 2008

Jessica Simpson Matches Giant Louis Vuitton Bag With Giant Hole In Jeans [Snap Judgment]

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[JFK Airport, New York; February 27. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Hulk Hogan: Hooking Up With Brooke's Buddy? [Dirt Bag]

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Did Hulk Hogan have an affair while he was still living with his wife, Linda? And was the woman he slept with a friend of his daughter, Brooke? [Perez Hilton]

Nicole Richie's baby! On the cover...

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Dr. Phil Counsels MySpace Addict, Discovers He Has A Profile Of His Own [Clips]

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Animal Magnetisms [Pets]

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You know the accepted wisdom that married men live longer than their bachelor brethren? Well, Crazy Cat Ladies (and Mens) are more likely to live longer than those without feline friends. (Kind of.)...

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Resolved: William F. Buckley Jr. Is Dead [News Roundup]

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The somewhat pompous William F. Buckley, Jr. died, raising to almost Buckley-esque heights the brow of the average AP story sentence: "Yet on the platform he was all handsome, reptilian languor,...

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May I Help You With Your Bag, Ms. Swinton? [Snap Judgment]

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[London, February 27. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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"Pro-Life" Group Uses Dr. Seuss To Push Its Case [Abortion Songs]

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A pro-life group in Colorado has adopted the line "a person's a person, no matter how small" from Horton Hears a Who -- which was turned into a song for the Broadway production Seussical the...

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Gender Trouble [Gender Trouble]

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Do you use the increasingly omnipresent "he or she" in lieu of the more common (more traditional? more misogynist? more simple?) "he" when writing? David Gelertner of the American Enterprise...

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Janet Jackson Spoofs My Super Sweet 16 [Clips]

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newVideoPlayer("janetcar_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");In this MTV promo spot, Janet Jackson re-enacts that now infamous episode of My Super Sweet 16 in which the biggest spoiled brat on the face of the...

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Winona Ryder Does Parisian Street Urchin Chic [Snap Judgment]

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[Paris, February 27. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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What Does The 'Perfect' Bride Look Like? [I Thee Dread]

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A story on Newsweek may make those uninitiated with the "Bridezilla" phenomenon a bit, well, flabbergasted and dismayed. Take Noelle Nicolai. Nicolai, 24, got engaged in early January and says that...

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Dita Von Teese's Purple Reign [Snap Judgment]

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[Paris, February 26. Image via Splash.]

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Flushing Your Tampon Should Be An Inalienable Right, Period. [Rants]

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I dated a guy once who cared a lot about the environment. "I hope you don't use those awful plastic applicators," he told me once when I was on the rag. And I don't, because you can't flush plastic...

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Start Snitchin' [Blind Item]

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In Dr. Joyce Brothers' advice column today, someone known only as "B.T." writes: "I graduated from college midyear, and... I've been scrambling for a job. When I got a job offer at a small...

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Candice Bergen Gives Faith Ford BitchFace During Murphy Brown Reunion [Clips]

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newVideoPlayer("Murphy_Brown_Reunion.flv", 463, 387,"");Murphy Brown, which aired from 1988-1998, was one of the most popular shows on TV. In 1992, the lead character (played by Candice Bergen)...

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Dear Marcia Cross: Is It Safe? [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Angeles, February 23. Image via x17]

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The Fur Flies At Jean-Paul Gaultier [(fuck You) Fashion Show]

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Designer Jean-Paul Gaultier is one of the highlights of Paris Fashion Week: Love him or loathe him, he always gives the fashion folk something to talk about. But, following last night's Fall 2008...

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Gossip Girls [Gossip Girl]

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Holy shit! Jezebel is Serena's favorite website. Kinda...uh... subversive for a Teen Vogue cover girl?! We are shocked and awed. Maria calls this a "ZOMG moment." Dodai, a connoisseur of the fine...

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Vogue Cover Girl Drew Barrymore Has Been Powerfully Photoshopped [Cover Lies]

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Oh Drew, Drew Drew. Who airbrushed this picture of you? Because it looks like they used the 1976 edition of Photohop. We can only assume the hatchet job is part of the fact that you're cool with the...

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Roberto Cavalli: Stogie In One Hand, Fox In The Other [Snap Judgment]

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[Paris, February 26. Image via Splash.]

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Oscar-Winner Diablo Cody: The Latest Victim Of Girl-On-Girl Crime [The Write Stuff]

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For the last few months, reports Erin Carlson of the Associated Press, Oscar-winning Juno scribe Diablo Cody has been somewhat of an anomaly in Hollywood: The Celebrity Writer. "Not even wordsmith...

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Hot Sheet [Sex]

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Online British adult shop LoveHoney has just released Karmasheetra, a bed sheet with Karma Sutra positions printed on it, kinda like those instructional dance step mats, with colored and numbered...

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Evil Gyno Graeme Reeves Brutalized 800 Women Before He Got Caught [Clit Bandits]

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You know what I'm sick of writing about? GENITAL MUTILATION. Seriously, another day in February = another story about women getting their clitorises brutally cut out of their vulvas. Why is the media...

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Claudia Schiffer's Still Got It [Snap Judgment]

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[London, England; February 26. Image via INFDaily]

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This Week In Tabloids: Britney & Katie Knocked Up, Brangelina To Wed [Midweek Madness]

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Today three tabloid covers feature celeb pregnancies: Two covers for Britney Spears and one for Katie Kate Holmes. Rounding out the pack: Angie and Brad are getting...

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Part-Time Anorexia [Anorexia]

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Sure, fasting will make you drop those pounds in a flash but who has the time to develop an organ-destroying, starvation-based eating disorder? Well, now there is "alternate-day dieting", the...

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Erykah Badu's "Amerykah": "Some Cracked, Urgent, Just Plain Weird Boho Avant Shit" [Critical Mass]

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Erykah Badu, the "neo-soul sorceress" and honorary Jezebel, celebrated two things yesterday: Her 37th birthday and the release of her first album in five years, New Amerykah: Part One (4th World...

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Cruz Beckham's Latest Adventures In Breakdancing [Snap Judgment]

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[Toronto, Canada; February 26. Images via INFDaily.com]

Earlier: Cruz Beckham Pops & Locks At Spice Girls Concert

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ANTM Cycle 10: The Unaired Interviews [You Wanna Be On Top]

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newVideoPlayer("antm10outtakes_jez.flv", 463, 387,"");Above is a clip of some unaired interviews in which Tyra Banks discusses the young women who make up the cast of ANTM Cycle 10, as well as...

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Oldies But Goodies [What's Up Down There]

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See how the guy in the shadows is keeping his distance from the woman in the spotlight? It's apparently because her crotch stanks. That's why she needs Quest, a "special deodorant" as seen in this ad...

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Everyone In The Estee Lauder Clan Is Somewhat Despicable [Pointless Rich People]

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If there is anyone I can't stand reading about it would have to be Aerin Lauder. She is Estee Lauder's granddaughter, and apparently some important high-powered executive at the makeup company, but...

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Ashlee & Pete: How Could Two People Who Look So Alike Not Be Perfect Together? [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, February 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: Designer Diets, Little Miss Mortimer & Lindsay Lohan's DUIs [Magazine Mashups]

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Do people get confused by Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar? After all, the luxury goods industry is not so different from Halliburton -- shameless, ubiquitous, and sooo fucking talented at...

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"It's My Space. That's Why They Call It MySpace!" [Myspace]

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This is the disgraced now-former mayor of Arlington, Oregon, Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, recently recalled from her post. She uploaded this photo of herself to MySpace three years ago and saw no reason...

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Zac Posen To Visit The Land Of Oz [Rag Trade]

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Zac Posen for Target Australia?! I would be super excited if I weren't super depressed that he's not designing for Target U.S.A. [Sassybella]

Parisian rock band Rock & Roll has written a new song...

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Justin Timberlake Has Got Nothing On Jeff Bridges [Snap Judgment]

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[Louisiana, February 26. Image via Flynet]

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Bad Girls Don't Cry, Except For When They Aren't Allowed To Murder [Clips]

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Daily Cavity [Daily Cavity]

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The cultivated tastemakers at Daily Candy Seattle have seen it all: "When your line of work involves everything from back-door bleaching to turd removal, it takes something rather shocking to move...

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The Other Boleyn Girl Fashions: Off With Their Heads [The Good, The Bad & The Ugly]

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Although last night's NYC premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl boasted plenty of boldfaced names from the worlds of fashion, New York society, and Hollywood, Scarlett Johannson was, strangely, nowhere...

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Paul Bettany Prefers Boxers Over Briefs [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, February 25. Image via Splash]

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Barry Coasts Through Another Debate Victory [Crappy Hour]

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Today US Weekly began circulating this and other sensitive photos in a bid to have American supermarket tabloid readers believe Barry Hussein is just like US. And it appears to be working! Even...

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