Jezebel Thursday, February 21, 2008

Angelina Buckles Up While Brad Gets Ready To Bolt [Snap Judgment]

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[Brentwood, California; February 20. Image via Flynet]

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Avril: Hey, Hey, You, You, I Think You Might Be Knocked Up [Dirt Bag]

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Avril Lavigne is pregnant! Maybe! [News.com.au]

Janet Jackson has been asking designers like Badgley Mischka for bridal gown samples! Is she going to marry that gremlin Jermaine Dupri? [Page...

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Live Streaming Video: America's Next Top Model Menstrual Cycle 10 [You Wanna Be On Top]

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This is the moment we've been looking forward to since...whenever the hell cycle 9 ended. For this live blog, we're doing something a little bit different: We're live-streaming us watching the show...

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Alicia Silverstone: Off The Airbus & Cute As A Button [Snap Judgment]

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[LAX, February 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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BREAKING OMG: Did John McCain Bone Blonde Lobbyist?! [News Roundup]

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Maybe no.. But he would have, if loyal advisers had not protected him from himself! Loyal advisers who are now telling the Times all about it? (Loyal advisers who wish he had left the GOP? Seems...

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Marni aspires to be Prada, but isn't: More ... [Fashion Show]

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Marni aspires to be Prada, but isn't: More often than not, it's just referential. Never has this been more apparent that with the label's fall/winter 2008 collection, which was painfully derivative...

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John Mayer Breaks A Sweat, If Not A Smile [Snap Judgment]

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[Santa Monica, February 19. Image via x17]

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Tampires: Tampons That Want To Suck Your Blood [Clips]

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Above is a clip of a commercial for a fake line of tampons called Tampires. The entire idea is so genius and the headline writers/horror enthusiasts in us can't believe we never thought of...

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Cameron Diaz Flips The (Baby) Bird? [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Angeles, February 19. Image via x17]

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"Now That You're Gone" is the name of a song ... [Sheryl Crow]

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"Now That You're Gone" is the name of a song on Sheryl Crow's newest album. It's about a guy. Nearly a year following their last confrontation, she confesses to "shaking even talking about it again,"...

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Fashion Show [Fashion Show]

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Okay, someone call Interpol: I think something's happened to Roberto Cavalli. The greatest Project Runway guest judge ever showed in Milan today and the collection looked shockingly un-Cavalli...

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Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson Fly Incognito [Snap Judgment]

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[LAX, February 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Are You Teacher's Pet, Even At The Gym? [Let's Get Physical]

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In today's Observer, former Gawkerette and Friend-of-Jezebel Doree Shafrir writes about the gym pets phenomenon. If you're a regular gym-goer, you know the type: They use the same bike during every...

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Reputed Anti-Semite Favors Northern European Style Of Shoes, Car [Snap Judgment]

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[Malibu, February 19. Image via Flynet]

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Loose Lips []

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Hey guys, check out these supermodels from the 80s and 90s. You know, when supermodels were allowed to eat solids? They looked amazing. • Scar Jo and Natalie Portman met Prince Charles at the London...

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Universities Battle Unconventional Forms Of Sexual Harassment [Sexual Politics]

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Sexual harassment is nothing new on college campuses. But Tufts University, which happens to be my alma mater, is experiencing an outbreak of female trouble that goes beyond your run of the mill...

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You Wanna Be On Top [Antm]

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We're live blogging the season premiere of America's Next Top Model tonight. And this time, we're doing an extra special Mystery Science Theater 3000-esque live stream of the Jezebel editors watching...

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The Vampire Lestat Lurks Over Amy Winehouse [Snap Judgment]

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[London, February 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Fat Isn't Contagious, So Why Doesn't Anyone Want To Sit Next To This Woman? [Getting Heavy]

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Reader Roundup []

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Best Comment of the Day, in response to My Vagina Is Not Obscene: "It's a vagina, not a swastika." We say: Word. Now we need to get to work on our next womanifesto: Mein Cunt. • Worst, in response to...

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The Gap Is Dead; Long Live H&M. So Do You Buy More Or Less Regrettable Clothing Now? [Sale Of The Century]

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Not much has gotten better since the nineties. The radio, for one, has gotten much worse. Magazines and newspapers totally suck now. In real terms the minimum wage has barely increased. Why, in my...

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Fashion Show [Fashion Show]

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I've always loved the fresh, young, and decidedly female perspective that 32-year old Frida Giannini brought to the House of Gucci following the masochistic and misogynistic reign of Tom Ford. And...

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"What's Your Stance On Making Out With A Coworker?" [Pot Psychology]

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Tyra Banks Wears Brown, Looks Down [Snap Judgment]

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Awesome British Lass Gives Women's Magazines Her Best Left Hook [Maghag]

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We love to complain that the greatest crime perpetuated by women's magazine editors that they publish the old same crap under different covers month after month, year after year. Well, yesterday, we...

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Linda Evangelista Goose-Steps In Style [Snap Judgment]

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[Beverly Hills, February 19. Image via INFDaily.com]

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Yes, Virgins, There Is A G-Spot! You Just May Need Some Injections To Fix Yours [Nothin But A G Thang]

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The G-spot. Is it possible we have never really discussed this apocryphal palace of erogoversy on Jezebel before? Hey, let's end that now. First, the news: the G-spot is not a myth invented by the...

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Fake Housewife Of New York City []

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Thanks, Babble, for pointing out Cookie mag's new socialite/mommy column by Tatiana Boncompagni Hoover, the daughter of an Italian Princess and wife of a vacuum cleaner scion. Tatty wants us to know...

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Is Elisabeth Hasselbeck Afraid Of Whoopi Goldberg? [Clips]

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Scarlett & Natalie: Which Boleyn Had The Most Beautiful Dress? [Snap Judgment]

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[London, February 19. Images via FilmMagic.]

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Young Adult Novels Plumb New Depths Of Product Placement [Tweenage Wasteland]

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About a year ago, I was desperate to review Dial L For Loser from the New York Times best-selling tween book series The Clique. I thought the title was hilarious and I wanted to see what sort of...

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Supermodel Rachel Hunter: Toilet Paper Is In For Spring [Snap Judgment]

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[Beverly Hills, February 19. Image via Flynet]

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The Secret To Selling Sneakers Lies Between A Lady's Legs [Clips]

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To be honest, we don't know what the hell the narrator is saying in this vintage Asics sneaker ad from Japan. And why the company used the spread legs of a young lady to sell its running shoes is...

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"I am flying home to see my kid. I cannot ... [Sherri Shepherd]

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"I am flying home to see my kid. I cannot wait to take my clothes off. I always walk around naked in front of my son. Last time you asked me when I'd stop taking a bath with him. I'm not sure when...

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Sports Illustrated V. New York: Which Is Smuttier? [Porn Ultimatums]

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When it comes to the whole "What is porn" debate I generally apply the old "I know it when I see it" saw. So when two respected mainstream magazines were recently accused of peddling "filth" I...

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Lourdes: Is That Hot Fudge On Her Pinkberry Or Am I Just Hungry? [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Angeles, February 19. Image via x17.]

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Prada Manages To Make Lace Anything But Dainty [Fashion Show]

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Prada is, always, the biggest show of each fashion season. No one manages to be ahead of the trends quite like that PhD-holder Miuccia Prada, whose wares women love and men can't even find remotely...

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Katherine Heigl Tours Gay Paree With Main Gay [Snap Judgment]

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[Paris, February 19. Images via x17]

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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Collapses, Britney's Meds Kick In [Midweek Madness]

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Another Wednesday, another Midweek Madness! This week, Angelina and J. Lo share one cover, while Suri Cruise gets her own. The rest are dominated by the Spears clan: Britney, Jamie Lynn, Sean and...

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A Los Angeles high school confiscated an ... [My Vagina Is Not Obscene]

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A Los Angeles high school confiscated an issue of the school paper because of the presence of an anatomically-correct diagram of a vagina. "The special Valentine's Day issue of Grover Cleveland High...

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In Japan, Ugly Economy = Pretty Hair [Jezenomics]

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If you live in Japan and you're wondering where the economy is headed, just check out women's haircuts. A Japanese cosmetics company has noticed that when times are good, hair stays long. Short...

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Jezebel Thursday, February 21, 2008

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Introduction

Angelina Buckles Up While Brad Gets Ready To Bolt [Snap Judgment]

Avril: Hey, Hey, You, You, I Think You Might Be Knocked Up [Dirt Bag]

Live Streaming Video: <i>America's Next Top Model</i> Menstrual Cycle 10 [You Wanna Be On Top]

Alicia Silverstone: Off The Airbus & Cute As A Button [Snap Judgment]

BREAKING OMG: Did John McCain Bone Blonde Lobbyist?! [News Roundup]

Marni aspires to be Prada, but isn't: More ... [Fashion Show]

John Mayer Breaks A Sweat, If Not A Smile [Snap Judgment]

Tampires: Tampons That Want To Suck Your Blood [Clips]

Cameron Diaz Flips The (Baby) Bird? [Snap Judgment]

"Now That You're Gone" is the name of a song ... [Sheryl Crow]

Fashion Show [Fashion Show]

Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson Fly Incognito [Snap Judgment]

Are You Teacher's Pet, Even At The Gym? [Let's Get Physical]

Reputed Anti-Semite Favors Northern European Style Of Shoes, Car [Snap Judgment]

Loose Lips []

Universities Battle Unconventional Forms Of Sexual Harassment [Sexual Politics]

You Wanna Be On Top [Antm]

The Vampire Lestat Lurks Over Amy Winehouse [Snap Judgment]

Fat Isn't Contagious, So Why Doesn't Anyone Want To Sit Next To This Woman? [Getting Heavy]

Reader Roundup []

The Gap Is Dead; Long Live H&M. So Do You Buy <i>More</i> Or Less Regrettable Clothing Now? [Sale Of The Century]

Fashion Show [Fashion Show]

"What's Your Stance On Making Out With A Coworker?" [Pot Psychology]

Tyra Banks Wears Brown, Looks Down [Snap Judgment]

Awesome British Lass Gives Women's Magazines Her Best Left Hook [Maghag]

Linda Evangelista Goose-Steps In Style [Snap Judgment]

Yes, Virgins, There <i>Is</i> A G-Spot! You Just May Need Some Injections To Fix Yours [Nothin But A G Thang]

Fake Housewife Of New York City []

Is Elisabeth Hasselbeck Afraid Of Whoopi Goldberg? [Clips]

Scarlett & Natalie: Which Boleyn Had The Most Beautiful Dress? [Snap Judgment]

Young Adult Novels Plumb New Depths Of Product Placement [Tweenage Wasteland]

Supermodel Rachel Hunter: Toilet Paper Is In For Spring [Snap Judgment]

The Secret To Selling Sneakers Lies Between A Lady's Legs [Clips]

"I am flying home to see my kid. I cannot ... [Sherri Shepherd]

<i>Sports Illustrated</i> V. <i>New York</i>: Which Is Smuttier? [Porn Ultimatums]

Lourdes: Is That Hot Fudge On Her Pinkberry Or Am I Just Hungry? [Snap Judgment]

Prada Manages To Make Lace Anything But Dainty [Fashion Show]

Katherine Heigl Tours Gay Paree With Main Gay [Snap Judgment]

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Collapses, Britney's Meds Kick In [Midweek Madness]

A Los Angeles high school confiscated an ... [My Vagina Is Not Obscene]

In Japan, Ugly Economy = Pretty Hair [Jezenomics]

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