Jezebel Saturday, September 22, 2007

Evening Binge: Hey guys, guess what? We have server issues ...

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Hey guys, guess what? We have server issues again. Yeah, so anyway, my whole attitude on doing anything right now that distracts from the heavier than usual volume of alcohol I am going to need to...

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Off A Cliff Maybe: Have Women Advanced Since 'Thelma & Louise'? It's The Next Great Political Debate!

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It was kind of a headscratcher when Susan Collins, a GOP senator, and Jane Harman, a Democratic representative, co-hosted a screening of Thelma & Louise earlier this week as a way of celebrating...

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Kids Today: Elizabeth Miller was a volunteer physician ...

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Elizabeth Miller was a volunteer physician in a Boston clinic when she treated a 15-year-old girl who asked for a pregnancy test. The results were negative, but two weeks later, the girl was treated...

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Parties: VH1 Saves The Music, Not The Fashion

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Last night I dropped by the VH 10th Anniversary Save the Music Gala held at New York City's Lincoln Center. How could Save the Music be 10 years old already? In between feeling very young and very...

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Snap Judgment: Is This Day Over Yet?

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[Red Panda, Chengdu, China, September 19. Image via Getty.]

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Brad At The Wapo: Brad Pitt is at the Washington Post like ...

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Brad Pitt is at the Washington Post like AS WE SPEAK. So to speak. To research an upcoming movie. Because Brad always copies what Angie does and now that she's played Mariane Pearl in a movie he has...

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Daily Cavity: Daily Candy's Positively Pedicure-Laden, Yeast-Infection Giving, Very Bad Weekend

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Not sure what you're doing this weekend? Neither are we. But we're probably not going to do anything Daily Candy tells us to do. This is not because delicately pecking at tapas at the "cutest" new...

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Snap Judgment: New Week, New Straight-Haired Brunette On Clooney's Arm

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[New York, September 20. Image via Splash]

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Branded Meals: Status Meals Are The New Status Bags

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Not content with simply swinging around your status bag and walking in your status shoes and and flashing your status bling? Now you can barf up your status meal! Yes for the true blue fashionista...

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Beauty Hurts: The latest (unnecessary) cosmetic surgery ...

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The latest (unnecessary) cosmetic surgery procedure that is sure to take the Western world by storm? Getting your hands de-veined. Right now, the "experimental" treatment is only being done in...

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Justice League: How Should Sexual Offenders Be Punished?

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Yesterday, a rapist in Florida voluntarily underwent surgical castration to avoid a sentence of life in prison, reports ABC News. Bobby James Allen, 35, received 25 years in prison with 10 years...

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Snap Judgment: Naomi Campbell & Friend: Knees Together, Lips Apart

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Bomb Shells: Why America Should Be Thankful Those Nice Cops Didn't Send Star Simpson Straight To The Morgue

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Have you heard the one about the crazyhair Hawaiian who went to Boston Logan Airport with a bunch of play-doh in her hands and a bomby-looking thing strapped to her hoodie that she said was just an...

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Candy Coated: Here's another humdinger from the Center ...

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Here's another humdinger from the Center For Stating The Obvious: When we see food, we eat it, Brian Wansink, author of "Mindless Eating" and head of Cornell University's Food and Brand Lab, tells...

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Broadsides: 'Boys Don't Cry' Back In The Spotlight

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The man convicted of killing Brandon Teena has recanted part of his confession and is now claiming he was the lone murderer. (Teena's story was the inspiration behind the 1999 film Boys Don't Cry,...

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Snap Judgment: Affleck & Aniston On-Set: Where's His Hand Going?

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Sex Ed: Third Base Isn't What It Used To Be, And Other Stuff That Scares Us

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A generation ago, third base meant some below-the-belt touching. These days, reports Newsweek, third base is (or can be) oral sex. That's according to sex educator Logan Levkoff (left), whose new...

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Book Sluts: A reader has alerted us about the current ...

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A reader has alerted us about the current effort on the part of the Wyoming State Library to "increase understanding, use and support of Wyoming libraries": Bumper stickers with mudflap ladies as...

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Fashion Show: London's Calling, And It Sounds (Er, Looks) Wonderful

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Our intense agony over not being in London is only further aggravated after seeing the beyond divine showings on Wednesday. There was Diane von Furstenberg's creative director Nathan Jenden, who...

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Snap Judgment: Uh, Since When Does George Clooney Have Ridiculously Huge Feet?

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[New York, September 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Ladymag Lookback: In 'Cosmopolitan', White Women Have All The Fun

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Apparently white women were the only ones having lots of drunk, safe sex in the late '70s: Another curious thing about the October 1977 issue of Cosmopolitan is that there is nary a woman of color to...

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The Lezzie Bunch: Maureen McCormick's forthcoming autobiography ...

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Maureen McCormick's forthcoming autobiography Here's the Story is shaping up to be an awesome read. We already knew that the tome would include her battles with drug addiction and an eating disorder...

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Tweenage Wasteland: Why The Fuck Won't Teen Magazines Put Models On The Cover?

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Here's a quote that gets under our skin: "I wish we could get a gorgeous model [on the cover] and make someone's career, but I can't risk that." That's courtesy of CosmoGirl! editor-in-chief Susan...

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Snap Judgment: Trying To Tell Us Something? Hayden Panettiere Is Wearing That T-Shirt Again

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[Hollywood, September 20. Image via x17]

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Purity Belles: Hard-Partying Women Choose Life Without Weens

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Groups like sex-abstinence movement Silver Ring Thing may be marketing chastity, but since the group is endorsed by parents (and, you know, Jesus), it's not really making celibacy "cool." Enter The...

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Douchebags: We agree. There's something really creepy ...

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We agree. There's something really creepy about this old-tyme ad for Massengill douches. And honestly, did doctors once actually recommend douching to their patients? [Feministing, via YouTube]

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Sponsors: Our Sponsors Are Generous Lovers

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This was kind of a sexy week. All the drunken stumbling, $4,000 handbags, bikini-waxed boys and red lipstick has left us flush, spent and dizzy. We're lucky we can bask in the tender afterglow with...

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Snap Judgment: Marcia Cross Looks At World Through Child's Eyes

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Maghag: How To Get Perfect '90s Roots, The 'Vogue' Way

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Black roots are the new black, according to the October issue of Vogue, which plucks writer Julia Reed off the political beat she was so good at covering to explain how, and why, to get, uh, perfect...

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Crimes Against Nature: Ladies, meet Tye Hilmo. The 21-year-old from ...

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Ladies, meet Tye Hilmo. The 21-year-old from Gwinnett County, GA, was arrested on September 10 after investigators serving a search warrant on his house found guns and two pounds of marijuana. They...

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Fashion Fatwa: Douchebag Designer Tom Ford Attacks France

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Code red! (Or, um, a more fashionable crimson?) Tom Ford has issued a verbal smackdown to all of France: The man who brought us NC-17-rated perfume advertising says that London, not Paris, is where...

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Snap Judgment: J. Lo & Mark: It Takes Two To Tango, Hide Baby Bump?

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Domestic Divas: No Coffee, No Justice, No Peace: A Morning With Bill & Martha

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Guess who's in Martha Stewart's television studio this morning? Bill Clinton! And both Moe and Jennifer are there in the audience to observe the goings-on. Will Martha feed Bill baby-back ribs by...

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Rag Trade: Stella McCartney Adds Sporty Spice To Fashion Show

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Yup, we're still bitter about not being at London Fashion Week. The Stella McCartney for Adidas show was held at an amusement park at which the models and guests frolicked, playing mini-golf and...

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Oldies But Goodies: It's been 15 years since Melrose Place premiered ...

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It's been 15 years since Melrose Place premiered on Fox. (If you remember, we were introduced to the series in a crossover episode with 90210; the one where Kelly's mom marries David Silver's dad.)...

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Old Money, New Problems: Socialites Are Just Self-Involved Slackers In Pretty Clothes

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Today's Wall Street Journal has a primer on New York socialites, for those of you who could never quite figure out how it was that you came to know names like Tory Burch, Tinsley Mortimer, Aerin...

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Snap Judgment: Britney's Ugly Extensions, Gorgeous Baby Boy

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Dirt Bag: Terrence Howard Teaching Kim Kardashian How To Keep Her Famous Ass Clean?

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OMG. This is amazing. Sex-tape star Kim Kardashian was seen "making out" with Terrence Howard! And he was seen "rubbing her butt"! Does she know about the baby wipes??? [Page Six]

Jennifer Lopez's...

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Evening Purge: Hillary Fundraiser Norman Hsu Is Kind Of Amazing; Indian Women Kinda Have It Rough

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Thank God for Norman Hsu, because on any other day I'd be whining predictably about something to do with market capitalism, like Steve Jobs' scheme to make his stock options more valuable because he...

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Foot Fetishes: Some perv in West Virginia was put on a probation ...

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Some perv in West Virginia was put on a probation and ordered to pay a $200 fine for making harassing phone calls (over 600 of them!) to shoe stores and other businesses in his area to ask women...

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Snap Judgment: Debbie Harry Shows Young Hollywood How To Dress Sexy, Exit Car Chastely

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