Jezebel Saturday, October 06, 2007

Antm Alum: Caridee English, winner of America's Next ...

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Caridee English, winner of America's Next Top Model cycle 7, is set to guest star on Gossip Girl. Word has it that she'll be playing the girlfriend of an older man. [ONTD]

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The Lady Bunch: Elisabeth Hasselbeck: "People Get Abortions For Superficial Reasons"

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There aren't too many things that shock me on daytime TV, at least with regards to discussion of the human body. Between Joy Behar's detailed...

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Snap Judgment: Is This Freakin' Day Over Yet?

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[Lynx, Stockholm, October 3. Image via Getty. ]

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Retail Details: Remember When Clothing Ads Were Actually Good?

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Have you been to Benetton lately? Yeah, neither have we. And that's the point Ann Ashworth makes in the Times of London today. She notes how the company's ad campaigns in the '90s made "cardigans...

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Snap Judgment: Keira Knightley & Boyfriend's Time-Travel Moment

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[England, October 4. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Sponsors: Proost, L'Chaim, Skål, Salut! A Toast To Our Sponsors

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It's almost quittin' time, but we could not log off to soothe our carpal tunnel with booze without acknowledging our sponsors, without whom we would not be able to bring you the latest from anorexic...

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Fashion Show: Since taking over the venerable French fashion ...

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Since taking over the venerable French fashion house founded by Coco Chanel in 1909, "Krazy" Kraut Karl Lagerfeld has deconstructed and reconfigured iconic Chanel looks, adding a punk edge to shapes...

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Photoshop Of Horrors: Faking Fitness? Really, It's Time To Stop With The Photoshop

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You might've heard, but we're no fans of Photoshop manipulation. And while we think it's really sad when magazine editors decide that it's not okay to have an elbow and some crow's feet on a cover,...

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Snap Judgment: Amy Winehouse Never Lets A Good Fag Go To Waste

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[London, October 5. Images via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Missdemeanors: Women: Best When Big-Breasted Or "Awesome In The Kitchen"

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Gossip blogs can be insanely fun to read; they can also be insanely fucking sexist. Welcome to "Missdemeanors", a new weekly feature in which we charge the web's most popular (and yes, influential)...

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Daddy Issues: Let's say you're a dude. And you and your ...

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Let's say you're a dude. And you and your wife are having trouble getting pregnant. And it's your fault: Your sperm are "low quality." Would you ask your dad for help? Because that's what's happening...

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Maghag: Is Mariah Carey A Modern Feminist?

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The November issue of Glamour with Mariah Carey on the cover is out, and it's a sight to behold. All pink and sparkly, it's completely representative of the exaggerated femininity that she embodies....

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Snap Judgment: Jude Law Would Prefer If You Did Not Look At His Hairline

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[New York, October 2. Image via Splash.]

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Maghag: Olivier Theyskens Totally Naked in French <i>Vogue</i>: Hot or Not?

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Belgian designer Olivier Theyskens, 30, was known as a "goth wunderkind" when he first hit the scene. Madonna wore a yellow dress designed by him to the Oscars in 1999, when no one knew his name. In...

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Waste Not: OMG you guys, guess who has a blog? Our old ...

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OMG you guys, guess who has a blog? Our old friend Isabelle Caro, the anorexic model on billboards in Milan, to whom we were supposed to forward a love letter. She says she posed for the ads "to show...

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Once You Go Blackwater..: Ever Dated Someone Who Was <i>Licensed To KILL?</i>?

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In case you were confused, "Blackwater" is the media's new term for "those dudes whose testosterone oversupply eventually gets everyone in trouble, killed, etc." Just read their "creed," the "Eggnog...

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Broadsides: J. Lo Should Have Her Baby Shower At Red Lobster

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Contrary to what will undoubtedly be tomorrow's breaking health news report, pregnant women should eat fish, despite the mercury risk. [CBSNews]

Police in the UK have turned their attention away...

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Snap Judgment: Courtney Love Cleans Up Well

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[Paris, October 4. Image via FlyNet.]

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Everyone's A Critic: An op-ed website has discovered Jezebel, ...

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An op-ed website has discovered Jezebel, and has a few retarded things to say about us. First the author described us as "naughty," which we hate ("naughty" is for nurse costumes and Santa Claus!),...

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Clips: Amy Winehouse: Before The Beehive, Drugs & Rehab

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Snap Judgment: Dita Von Teese & Victoria Beckham: Are We Not Perfect?

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[Paris, October 4. Image via FlyNet.]

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Lipstick Jezbians: Is Rubbing Cum All Over Your Face The Secret To Eternal Youth?

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A facialist recently marveled to me: "Your lines are worse than mine and I am 40 years old!" Which forced me to point out: "I'm not CHINESE." So Asians have better skin. Do they have to rub it in our...

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Topshit: Fellow Americans: Kate Moss is screwing ...

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Fellow Americans: Kate Moss is screwing you over. Big time. You see, her clothes for Topshop are not exactly selling at their UK retail price. Yeah, yeah the dollar sucks against the pound right...

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Sexual Healing: Sex Toys: Your Tools To A Healthier Life

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So, by now most of you have heard the news that on Tuesday, the Supreme Court declined to hear a case challenging Alabama's ban on the sale of vibrators or "any device designed or marketed as useful...

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Snap Judgment: Britney Picks Up McDonald's, Producer JR Rotem

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[Santa Monica, October 4. Image via X17.]

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Krazy Karl: We are counting down the days until the documentary ...

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We are counting down the days until the documentary on Krazy Karl Lagerfeld opens here in New York (only 19 days to go!), and now we're even more excited, since it seems like Karl and the director...

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Crap Judgment: Why Do Wives Blame The "Other Woman" For Their Husbands' Wandering Weiners?

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Today the esteemed British newspaper The Daily Mail ponders that age-old question: When men cheat, why do their wives blame the other woman? I've thought about this a lot, because I've been the...

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Fashion Show: The YSL show in Paris yesterday was a sleek, ...

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The YSL show in Paris yesterday was a sleek, minimalist mix of menswear, goddess gowns, and military/star spangled doodads. Oh, and the YSL logo. Huge logos! Gallery begins below. (Images via Getty...

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You Give Love A Bad Name: Does Falling For A Jerk Mean There's Something Wrong With You?

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Today the Daily Mail has an article about why women fall for cads. Of course, this story is not written by a noted doctor or social scientist, but by a British TV presenter named Ulrika Jonsson. She...

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Snap Judgment: Being John Malkovich Means Losing Your Shit

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[On the set of Burn After Reading, New York, October 4. Image via Splash.]

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Clips: Britney Spears' "Gimme More" Video: It's Not Pretty

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Our music-loving sibling tipped us off this morning that the video for Britney Spears' "Gimme More" was leaked online, three days before it was to premiere...

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Oldies But Goodies: Have you ever cut a corn off of your foot ...

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Have you ever cut a corn off of your foot using a knife? No? Hell no? Well back in the day, women needed to be advised not to do so, as shown in this 1937 ad. "Corns come back BIGGER UGLIER," reads...

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Snap Judgment: Natalie Portman's Luxe Linebacker Look

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[Beverly Hills, October 4. Image via Flynet]

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Rag Trade: Roberto Cavalli Wants To Spice Up Our Lives

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It's official, confirms Victoria Beckham: Roberto Cavalli (not Donatella Versace and not David Beckham, as had been rumored) is designing all the costumes for the upcoming Spice Girl reunion tour....

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Jones For Drugs: Like us, Marion Jones turns out to be reliant ...

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Like us, Marion Jones turns out to be reliant on performance-enhancing drugs. It's really weird because if you do that and you run for a living you, like, totally have to lie about it, but if you do...

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Snap Judgment: Angelina Jolie's Crimson Claws, Iron Grip

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[New York, October 4. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Dirt Bag: Jennifer Lopez: Totes Pregnant!

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Jennifer Lopez is with child! But you suspected that. Also, this means that In Touch was right about something, so we're scared of the implications. [Page Six]

Rock of Love Winner Jes has a new...

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Purge: Yeah so Larry Craig and Haditha and something ...

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Yeah so Larry Craig and Haditha and something with Burma and the Jena 6 blackface kid and Sinead O'Connor coming out of hermitage to talk about Britney and Heidi and Spencer uniting to combat world...

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Just Like Us??: Jenna Bush Hates Death Penalty, Eating Meat, Dad's Presidency

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Jenna Bush is the subject of a really long slobbering Texas Monthly cover story next month that I read in the latest development in my months-long struggle with the notion that she could actually be...

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Snap Judgment: Madonna's Red Glasses, Baggy Pants, Patriotic Belt Buckle

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[London, October 3. Image via Flynet.]

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Clips: Shocker! The Men At Hooters Are Kind Of Sexist

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We went out to Hooters' 10th anniversary of its Manhattan restaurant, and while fellow Jezebellian Jennifer chatted up Hooters employees, video dude Alex...

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