Jezebel Saturday, November 10, 2007

Tyra Taught Us So Much This Week [The Week That Was]

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Our favorite TyTy showed us how to give good blow job face.

She taught us about our vaginas with the help of Dr. Debby's vulva puppets!

She made sure we knew that we shouldn't let our banker...

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TGIF! [Snap Judgment]

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[Chengdu, China, November 8. Image via Getty.]

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It's Such A Pity [Goodbye]

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So, Anna returns to triumphantly retake the Jezebel helm on Monday, which makes it time for me to say a fond farewell to you guys here on Jezebel and to slink on back to Wonkette. I have to say that...

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Will The Real Jezebel Please Step Up? [The Real Jezebel]

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As we've previously noted, Jezebel was not actually a whore, but a queen and this was her seal. Scholars think it shows that she "was a powerful figure in the ancient world who conducted business...

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What's More Important: Rehabilitation Or Retribution? [Polls]

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Last year, 8 teenage boys in Australia raped a 17 year-old girl and videotaped the incident, distributing it in the community as Cunt: The Movie. The maximum penalty allowed under Australia law for...

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Giorgio Armani & Cate Blanchett: Mahogany & Ivory [Snap Judgment]

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[Sydney, November 9. Images via Splash.]

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Doesn't Everyone Have A Wacky Aunt? [In The Family Way]

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Some genius had the ideal to compile a tome called The Complete Book of Aunts. We're not even being facetious: We really do think that this person is a genius. Because starting with the First Lady of...

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"Even before the show, girls always wondered ... [Midget Mac]

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"Even before the show, girls always wondered how big I am as far as in the pants goes. I done hit a lot of girls in my days because of their curiosity. They just wanted to know how it is, and I gave...

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Former Sassy Scribe Margie Ingall Loves Dudes With "A Butt Rug" [Retrosexual]

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Got a hairy man fetish? You're not alone! Sassy vet Marjorie Ingall goes on for almost 1,300 words about her love for "men with hair. And not just a tasteful little patch, dead-center, either: I like...

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How To Make A Model Cry: Dress Her In A Fat Suit [Clips]

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I love Entertainment Tonight and The Insider because they put the "sensational" in "sensationalism." The shiny graphics, fatuous tone, and intense...

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Health Insurers Are Idiots, Possibly Evil [Politics]

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One of the biggest political debates going on in Congress and amongst the Presidential candidates is about health insurance and what to do about the entirely dysfunctional fucking system. Republicans...

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Did Hip-Hop Come Between Salman And Padma? [Heartaches]

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The new Vanity Fair we've been poring through profiles Salman Rushdie ex- and Top Chef hostess Padma Lakshmi, one of the few celebrities we are pretty sure we dislike mainly because we are jealous,...

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Lily Allen Take Note: One In Five Britons Has Sex While Abroad [Broadsides]

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Everyone knows that the best part of vacation is sex with foreign strangers! According to a new study, 20% of young UK denizens have sex while abroad, and this may indicate "risky sexual behavior" in...

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Kylie Minogue, Hitchcock Heroine [Snap Judgment]

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[Paris, November 9. Image via Splash.]

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Our Sponsors Encourage You To Daydream About Johnny Depp [Sponsors]

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As always, we are so happy to do what we do. And we couldn't do it without the generous help of our sponsors! This week, our sincere thanks to Bravo, Current TV, Emusic.com, The Goo Goo Dolls,...

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We Got Baby Lakshmi's Back, Blogger Bitches! [Missdemeanors]

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Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their crimes against Womanity. Yeah, so, maybe we're just tired and jaded, but we had a...

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Former Daily News editor, author of the ... [Chastity All-Stars!]

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Former Daily News editor, author of the Thrill of the Chaste and self-proclaimed re-virgin Dawn Eden is leading a panel of fellow "chastity all-stars" in order to discuss sex on college campuses. Or...

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Gardasil For Men? New Study Of The Drug Focuses On Gay Men, Ass Cancer [Trial Of The Century]

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We know that human papilllomavirus (HPV) is bad for us ladies, as it can lead to cervical cancer. And given the statistic that an estimated 80% of us will have HPV by the time we're 50, it's a good...

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Talisa Soto & Hubby Benjamin Bratt: How About A Threesome? [Snap Judgment]

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[Las Vegas, November 8. Image via INF.]

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Who Is "Entertainer" Sandy Hill And Why Do You All Hate Her? [Phony At The Top]

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On Wednesday we summarized for you the thrilling Julia Reed profile of socialite Sandy Hill in December's Vogue. See, she has a new cookbook coming out soon, and according to today's New York Post, ...

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Is this woman on crack? Emma Campbell Webster ... [Sex And The Austen Girl]

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Is this woman on crack? Emma Campbell Webster hypothosizes in her new book, Being Elizabeth Bennet: Create Your Own Jane Austen Adventure that Jane Austen's works send a subliminal message to women...

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Hand Jobs: Is It Cheating? Do You Even Do It Anymore? [Do Happy Endings Exist?]

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Earlier this year GQ wrote somewhere that "a happy ending is considered outright cheating only if the guy plans on it." quoting some expert saying "it could just end up happening...If she starts on...

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Scruffy Adrian Grenier Accessor-Eye-Ses [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, November 8. Image via FilmMagic.]

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Dorm Room Gourmet: College Kid Whets Our Appetites, Moistens Our Panties [Chef Boy Art-y]

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Meet Bryan Zupon, a 21-year-old student at Duke University, who has earned himself a bit of infamy in Durham--and now the rest of the country--for...

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Weird and seemingly nonsensical but apparently ... [Free To Pee]

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Weird and seemingly nonsensical but apparently true? Female drinkers are more likely to burst their bladder than male drinkers! Something about their urethas being short and their feeling like...

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Lindsay Lohan Is Also Mad For Plaid. Really Mad. [Snap Judgment]

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[Santa Monica, November 8. Image via X17.]

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Did Tyra Banks Have A Nose Job? [Polls]

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[Images via FilmMagic.]

Tracie and I are both huge fans of America's Next Top Model, and of Tyra: But with one huge difference: I am convinced that Tyra had a nose job; Tracie's not sure. Even...

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Back in 1976, David Bowie was busted for ... [Hot Oddity]

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Back in 1976, David Bowie was busted for pot posession. For some reason, his mug shot is just now surfacing -- and it's up for sale! Related: OMG he looks so hot. That is all. (Click picture to see a...

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How Body Hair Explains The World [I Saw Hair Again Last Night]

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There's a story on Michelle Phillips in next month's Vanity Fair. Whoaaa, check the pits, right? It's one of those stories about a the brief sparkling moment in pop music history that never again...

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Heidi Klum Is Mad For Plaid [Snap Judgment]

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[Beverly Hills, November 8. Image via X17.]

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Would You Rather Have A Baby Or Herpes? [Tough Questions]

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Sex can come with many consequences, but some are more manageable than others, depending on the person. We asked girls in Williamsburg, Brooklyn--a...

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A Weak Dollar Means More Expensive Imports [Import Pricing]

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The price of cocaine has shot up 44 percent nationwide since January, spurred by increased (effective) enforcement. The average price increase in New York is 50 percent, though, because everything is...

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Do Women Want To Be Thin In Order To "Dominate Other, Fatter Women"? [Weighty Issues]

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In the December issue of Vogue UK, British GQ features director Alex Bilmes tackles a ladymag staple: "Men's attitudes to women's attitudes to their weight," aka the article wherein a dude criticizes...

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Eva Longoria: Yipes! Stripes! [Snap Judgment]

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[Hollywood, November 8. Image via X17.]

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Marie Claire Style Director Cleo Glyde's Week Of Living "Biblically" In Pajamas, Birkenstocks [Wwj Buy At That Sample Sale?]

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Not to speak ill of my neighbors or anything, but Marie Claire style director Cleo Glyde always struck me as a somewhat silly person. I mean, she runs pictures of herself in the magazine every month,...

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Earlier this week we mentioned a recent ... [Breast Intentions]

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Earlier this week we mentioned a recent study showing that breast feeding could possibly raise IQ in newborns. Slate dissects the scientific background behind the findings, but what's remarkable and...

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Lakshmi Update! [Cute Kid]

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Because we continue to be spellbound by her adorableness and her condition, we bring you the happy news that our favorite reincarnated Indian deity has woken up from her surgery! She wiggled her...

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Nicole Kidman Will Cut You [Snap Judgment]

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[New York City; Nov. 8. Image via FilmMagic.]

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Kate Middleton Says Goodbye To That Rag Trade [Rag Trade]

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Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton has quit her job as a buyer for British chain Jigsaw. The Brits think this means there's an engagement on the horizon! We think, uh, Middleton probably...

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We're a little worried about our friends ... [Mommies Who Drink]

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We're a little worried about our friends across the pond: Why is the English government just figuring out now that their National Institute for Clinical Excellence needs to advise women not to drink...

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Why We Hate Heather Mills, Have Vague Contempt For Bernie Kerik, And Mild Indifference For Our New Attorney General Guy [Crappy Hour]

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Why do "they" hate us so passionately? Why do "we" hate Heather Mills so passionately? Sure, you think you know, but Crappy Hour is where you come to remind yourself you really have no idea. And...

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