Jezebel Saturday, March 01, 2008
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Remember How Awesome Janice Dickinson Was On <i>ANTM</i>? [You Wanna Be On Top]
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newVideoPlayer("janiceantm_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");While ANTM is of course still really great, the first four cycles are just a little bit more special because Janice Dickinson was a judge. Today...
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Kelly Osbourne Does Day-Glo At Nite [Snap Judgment]
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[London, February 28. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Obama Daughters <i>Not</i> Seeking The Britney Spears Endorsement [News Roundup]
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The Obama kiddies love Beyonce but think Paris and Britney are "yuck." Because their mother taught them to hate America? [AP]
It's 3 a.m. and your children are safe and asleep.There's a world crisis...
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Worst person ever alert! David Wrigley, a ... [Kitty Pride]
Worst person ever alert! David Wrigley, a 24-year-old Long Island construction worker, had just moved in with his girlfriend, Sara Sabol and her cats Madeline and Jinx. Wrigley claims the cats...
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This Week, Serena Van Der Woodsen Gave Us A Shout-Out [The Week That Was]
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The official Gossip Girl blog declared Jezebel as heroine Serena van der Woodsen's special friend.
35% of you would not ask a man to marry you! 40% say you wouldn't rule it out, but it's not at...
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Sandra Bullock's Three-Legged Pooch Does Not Get A Lift [Snap Judgment]
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[New York, February 29. Image via INFDaily.com]
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Retro Fashion: Marc Jacobs Tells Charlie Rose About His New Job At Louis Vuitton [Clips]
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Nicky Hilton Models Those Shiny Iridescent Leggings That Are So Flattering On Everyone [Snap Judgment]
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[Los Angeles, February 28. Image via AP.]
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Naomi Campbell has been discharged from the hospital. Earlier this week she was admitted to a Brazilian hospital under the care of a gynecologist and an infectious disease specialist. Her flack says...
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The "Angry White Man" Is Back! And...Still Mad About Pressing "1" For English [Stabifestos]
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We were never quite sure what Joan Rivers meant when she said that inside the mind of every stand-up comedian lurked an "angry white man." But an ode to the angry white man circulating around the...
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More good news for those who choose to skip ... [Dirty Hair]
More good news for those who choose to skip the shampoo: A new study out of the University of Missouri says that dirty hair is better for the ozone. Dirty hair, you see, absorbs seven times the...
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Amy Winehouse's Bag Is A Crime Against Womanity [Snap Judgment]
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[London, England; February 29. Image via INFdaily.com]
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Lily Allen's "Lady Parts Are As Numb As Her Heart" [Missdemeanors]
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It's time for Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Pregnant still=Fat; women still=sluts, miscarriage="funny." The...
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Reader Roundup []
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Two Best Comments of the Day today, because it's m-effing Friday! First, in response to Modern Brides Can Be Real Bulldozers: "Harry Anderson, Judge Harry from Night Court, now performs weddings. He...
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Commenter Executions: Off With Their Heads [(pre) Spring Cleaning]
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Hey, you guys. You may have noticed that we're growing, which is great. Not so great? The growing pains...in our asses. If you've been reading for a while you know what we're talking about:...
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Wow, Time magazine is really plugging the ... [Standards Of Beauty]
Wow, Time magazine is really plugging the hell out of Charla Krupp's hateful-but-bestselling tome How Not To Look Old -- a book that advocates Botox and hair-dye for the post-menopausal set. It's...
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Future First Ladies Should Be Judged Solely On Fashion [Politics Of Style]
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We never tire of discussing the politics of style (or is it the style of politics?) and this country's increasingly-manic presidential campaign is inspiring lots of fashion-minded folk to weigh in. ...
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TGIF [Snap Judgment]
Cammie is a Rottweiler puppy belonging to commenter LizClara. "She is savoring a doggie cupcake from Sprinkles Bakery."
Commenter snidelywhiplash writes, "I just have a puppy picture for TGIF, and...
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Shocker: Fat Boys Have It Easier Than Fat Girls [Sucks To Be Us]
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I am not one of those people who tries to pretend there is some upside to being born a female. I just try to remind myself things like "at least I'm not blind!" and "at least I wasn't born in...
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Drew Barrymore Still In Love With Tom Robbins Book [Snap Judgment]
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[Mexico, February 27. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Earlier: Drew Barrymore's Skinny Legs And All
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<em>The Long Secret</em>: CSI: Puberty [Fine Lines]
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Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wrinkled look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week,...
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Announcements [Cocktails And Dreams]
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New Yorkers: There's a Jezebel Commenter "Night Of Mayhem" tonight, with Skee-Ball and pool tables. 6pm, Ace Bar, 531 E. 5th Street (near Avenue A). Happy hour ends at 7pm, but the event goes 'til...
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Lack of Nipple-Action Leaves Some <i>Boleyn</i> Critics Needing A Cold Shower [Critical Mass]
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Everyone loves a good bodice-ripper, but what happens when it stars two of the most drooled-over actresses in the world and manages to keep a PG-13 rating? The film gets lukewarm reviews from...
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Jessica Alba: Loudmouth On Phone And In Fashion [Snap Judgment]
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[Paris, February 29. Image via x17]
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British Professor: Prostitution Is Not All Bubble Baths And Bordellos [Working Girls]
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In Montana, former cathouses and bordellos are now tourist attractions, where, according to the Economist, Big Sky Country enthusiasts can dream of the notorious Madam Ida, who "distributed gilt...
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Do Kanye's Glasses Have Any Glass? [Snap Judgment]
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[Paris, February 29. Image via Splash.]
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What is this, a new trend? Gil Magira, an ... [Horrors]
What is this, a new trend? Gil Magira, an Israel-born baker, is on trial today for putting abortion-inducing pills into his wife, Anat Abraham's breakfast in November 2006. According to the BBC,...
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Ingrid Newkirk: Even Blood Suckers Are Cuter Than Cheney [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("Colbert_Ingrid_Newkirk.flv", 463, 387,"");Last night, PETA president/Gaultier nemesis Ingrid Newkirk dropped by The Colbert Report to talk about one of our favorite topics -- animals...
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This exchange student to Egypt says he was ... [Annals Of Anorexia]
This exchange student to Egypt says he was starved half to death by his host family. He weighed in at 97 pounds after four months with a family belonging to the Coptic sect of Christianity, a sect...
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Uncle Jesse's Still Got It [Snap Judgment]
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[Maui, February 28. Image via Flynet.]
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"I'm Definitely Not Interested In Trying To Meet Up Again, Especially Since You Succeeded In Making A Pretty Bad First Impression." [Crap Email From A Dude]
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Post traumatic stress disorder is not a joke, folks! So: "Jessica" went out for a first Match.com date last night. Nervous, she waited at the bar with two of her female friends till he arrived. Wrong...
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Sniff Tests [Playboy]
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Here is how the IM convo went down when we found out that Playboy Inc. is developing a men's fragrance line: Anna: I wonder what Hugh Hefner smells like. I'd say cologne, moth balls, cigar smoke....
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Modern Brides Can Be Real Bulldozers [Clips]
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Weighty Issues [Scales]
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In the latest news about women hating their bodies, a study out of UPenn reports that women often bypass medical procedures from routine check-ups to mammograms for fear of having to step on a scale...
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Why Does Lauren Conrad Always Seem To Be Hiding So Much <i>Pain</i> Inside? [Snap Judgment]
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[Los Angeles, February 28. Image via Bauer-Grifin.]
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Would You Ask A Man To Marry You? [Polls]
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In the UK, today (Leap Day) is the day that women are "allowed" to propose marriage to men. "I expect that more women than ever will be proposing in 2008," Dr. Sheri Jacobson, a relationship...
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Cool Intentions [Japan]
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A new "schoolboy cafe" in Tokyo has waiters who look and act like teenage boarding school students as they flirt with the customers, mostly "office ladies in their twenties and thirties," reports...
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Model Katoucha Niane's Body Found In The Seine [Rag Trade]
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The body of former model Katoucha Niane, one of the first major black models, has been found in the Seine river, in Paris. Missing since January, she lived in a houseboat and is presumed to have...
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Loving Kate Beckinsale's Dress, Honest To Goddess [Snap Judgment]
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[Los Angeles, February 28. Image via Splash.]
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How Did "No Means No" Become A Fun Rape Joke? [Raped Of Its Meaning]
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Hey, look at the T-shirt! It says "No Means No (Well, maybe if I'm drunk.)" Is this an overly, like, Jezebel thing to write a post about? Whatever! It's Friday! Okay, sooooo, "No means no." See the...
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The two doctors who were investigated by the Feds in Heath Ledger's accidental overdose were cleared of all charges. Agents determined that while the doctors did prescribe meds to Ledger, they did...
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