Jezebel Friday, September 28, 2007

End Of Days: Editor's Note: Three of the Jezebels -- Moe, ...

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Editor's Note: Three of the Jezebels -- Moe, Tracie & Jennifer -- are still gone, presumably still listening to a certain audaciously-hopeful Democratic presidential candidate try to hold forth on...

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Baby Weights: Is Jennifer Loper pregnant? Because if she ...

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Is Jennifer Loper pregnant? Because if she is, she probably should stop doing the lambada with Marc Anthony for a few months -- a study of more than 90,000 women has shown that exercise during the...

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Parties: Are There Any Virgins Left In America? We Sure Couldn't Find Any

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Last night I dropped by "New York City's First-Ever Chastity Ball", an event to promote a still-in-progress documentary entitled The American Virgin which addresses the genuinely-complicated issue of...

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Snap Judgment: When Was The Last Time You Saw Matthew McConaughey Fully Dressed?

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[Paris, September 26. Image via Flynet.]

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On The Line: The Ultimate Cell Phone For Women: Not Pink, But With A Pregnancy Test!

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Marie Claire magazine asked Popgadget founder Mia Kim to come up with the ultimate cell phone for women. But the results did not please Sonia Zjawinski at Wired's Underwire blog. In fact, they made...

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Babe-gasm!: People do stupid things just to get into ...

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People do stupid things just to get into the Guinness Book of World Records, like this guy, who holds the world record for biggest meal ever eaten -- a Cessna airplane (bet that hurt coming out)....

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Fashion Show: Donatella Versace Designs For The Donatellas Of The World

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Donatella Versace, whose Spring/Summer 2008 collection was shown today in Milan, is one of the most famous women designing today. It's been ten years since her brother, Gianni, was shot and killed,...

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Snap Judgment: Not Liking Katherine Heigl's Pastel Prepster Look

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[Hollywood, September 26. Image via Flynet]

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Stats Feed: Today's most popular headlines are Standing ...

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Today's most popular headlines are Standing Next To Angelina Jolie Must Kinda Suck (4,228 views today), Amanda Peet's Daughter Usurps Shiloh Jolie-Pitt As Cutest Tinseltown Tot (4,225) and Ever Sent...

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Clips: Paris Hilton's Jekyll & Hyde Voice

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Remember when Paris Hilton was on Larry King and she admitted that when she gets nervous or shy, her voice gets really high? She said it was something she was trying to change about herself -- that...

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In Sickness: If your husband gets testicular cancer, you'll ...

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If your husband gets testicular cancer, you'll probably get divorced, according to a study done by Norwegian researchers. And you're also more likely to get divorced if you get cervical cancer. The...

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Fashion Show: Fendi went all crazy geometric for its spring/summer ...

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Fendi went all crazy geometric for its spring/summer 2008 collection. If we were highbrow fashion critics, we'd start talking about the influence of Japanese design and its appropriation, and...

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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes: Tyra, Obama, Obama, Tyra: We (Tried To) Live-Blog Barack's "Tyra" Appearance

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Three of our editors are currently trying to get into a taping of a very-special episode of Tyra Banks' talk show to hear her very-special guest: Illinois senator Barack Obama. Each editor has a...

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Snap Judgment: Jessica Alba's Pretty Funny Mani-Pedi

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[Brentwood, Calif; September 26. Image via x17]

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Service Pieces: Let it be known: Women's magazines are good ...

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Let it be known: Women's magazines are good for something! An organization called Women to Women brings old magazines to women in Rwanda, who then in turn rip the magazines up into teeny pieces...

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Clips: 'The Fashionista Diaries': Bridget Wets Her Pants

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Even though Mandie Erickson hasn't had too much camera time over the past two episodes of The Fashionista Diaries (CF, come back to us!), she's still...

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Snap Judgment: How Many Bags Does Mom-To-Be Milla Jovovich Have To Haul Before Someone Lends Her Hand?

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[Paris, September 26. Image via x17]

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That's So Jane's: "You Know, When You Get To <i>Know</i> Ahmadinejad, It's Sort Of Like What Happens With Spencer Pratt"

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Welcome back to "That's So Jane's", a really bad pun we use both as an homage to Jane/Jane's Defence Weekly magazines and as an excuse to blog about something other than celebrities and drinking and...

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Skater Buy: We don't skateboard, but we enjoy having ...

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We don't skateboard, but we enjoy having sex with people who do. If we ever decided to make one of them a boyfriend, we'd totally get them one of these skate decks from Think's "Jailbaits" line,...

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Cock-blocked: Would You Trust A Guy Who Said, "It's Okay, I'm On The Pill"?

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Men basically have two contraception choices, says Cherie Black of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer: Condoms or vasectomies. Today and tomorrow, there's a conference in Seattle dedicated to the future...

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Snap Judgment: Britney: One For The Road?

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[Burbank, September 26. Image via INF.]

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Giant Stepford Back: 9/11 Made Our Men Macho Pigs, Or How To Sell A Book About Gender Roles In Wartime

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Susan Faludi! She used to be a really important feminist, back when female musicians still wore clothes. Funny thing about how the gender roles have sorta swung backwards since then! Well, she blames...

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Fashion Show: The New York Times' Cathy Horyn is banned ...

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The New York Times' Cathy Horyn is banned from Dolce & Gabbana. Which is too bad, really, because we'd love to hear what she would say about the design team's collection of totally gigantic dresses...

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Fashion Faux Pas: These Days, Everyone's A Style Expert

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Today in The New York Times, Eric Wilson writes, "Everyone's a critic." The glut of people who consider themselves to be "style experts" is growing. Lloyd Boston is on Full Frontal Fashion and the...

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Snap Judgment: Standing Next To Angelina Jolie Must Kinda Suck

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[New York, September 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Birth Cabal: Why Be A Mom Now When You Can Be One In Ten Years?

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Young? Single? Career-oriented? Worried you may never meet Mr. Right? Not sure about adoption? Get your eggs to a freezer! A new scientific breakthrough allows women to prolong fertility, reports the...

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Kiss Of Death: Indian actress Shilpa Shetty has been arrested ...

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Indian actress Shilpa Shetty has been arrested at the Mumbai, India airport. Her crime? Obscenity. The act? Being the recipient of that overly demonstrative kiss on the cheek from Richard Gere....

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Expensive Twit: Punk Princess Vivienne Westwood: Fuck Fashion

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Vivienne Westwood, so-called creator of the "punk" aesthetic, thinks we need to stop shopping. If you ask me what I think people should be getting next season. I'll tell you what I'd like them to...

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Lost In Transmission: An article published in a 1948 issue of Popular ...

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An article published in a 1948 issue of Popular Science claims a radio is so easy to fix, a mother could do it. "You don't need to know a coil from a condenser," reads the copy. The parts are...

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Clips: Did Whoopi Goldberg Have A Vaginal Spasm On 'The View'?

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This morning on The View, Whoopi Goldberg was in the midst of making a statement about the Supreme Court when all of a sudden she shot up and went "Ooh!...

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Fashion Show: Alberta Ferretti's spring/summer '08 show ...

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Alberta Ferretti's spring/summer '08 show was full of beautiful goddess gowns, delicately draped. Loose shift dresses with pretty details; garments seemingly spun from gold. Particularly...

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Retry, Abort: Ever Sent A Text Message You Wished You Could Abort?

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So there's been some big hoo-hah about the abortion rights crowd sending out mass text messages to supporters because our tender eyes are too impressionable not to go out and get an abortion every...

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Snap Judgment: Alicia Keys: Black, White, & Hot All Over

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[New York, September 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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You Wanna Be On Top: 'America's Next Top Model': The First Fight!

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This is shaping up to be one of the best cycles in the history of America's Next Top Model. On last night's episode, the girls threw down, complete with tears...

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Lactose Intolerance: A Japanese dairy company ...

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A Japanese dairy company is marketing super-premium milk for stressed-out adults, at $43 a bottle (and you get less than a liter). The "adult milk" is taken from cows at the break of dawn, because...

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Fools For Love: Rich People Have Dating Problems; 'The New York Times' Pretends To Care

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In today's New York Times "Thursday Styles" section, writer Abby Ellin begins, "This is embarrassing to admit, but for the sake of the greater good, here goes: I am a dating disaster." But this is...

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Snap Judgment: Kate Hudson's Perfect Indian Summer Ensemble

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[New York, September 26. Image via Flynet]

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Rag Trade: Victoria Beckham Wants To Rearrange Your Face

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Victoria Beckham's latest professional endeavor is a makeup line called "V-Sculpt," which is supposed to give its users finer features. It launches today in Tokyo. Because Asia is known for its...

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Fashion Show: Pucci is known for its textiles and crazy ...

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Pucci is known for its textiles and crazy prints, natch, but its spring/summer 2008 collection was graphic in a really refined and modern way. It was sharp and clean, the design house's...

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Poor, Sick And Stupid: Three Drinks Can Cause Breast Cancer. But What About Six Drinks?

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Guess what? Drinking is bad for you. Three drinks a night and your liver is fucked, your heart is fucked, your productivity is fucked because you're not supposed to take Advil or else you'll get...

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Snap Judgment: Amanda Peet's Daughter Usurps Shiloh Jolie-Pitt As Cutest Tinseltown Tot

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[Beverly Hills, September 26. Image via Flynet]

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