Jezebel Friday, September 21, 2007

Evening Purge: Hillary Fundraiser Norman Hsu Is Kind Of Amazing; Indian Women Kinda Have It Rough

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Thank God for Norman Hsu, because on any other day I'd be whining predictably about something to do with market capitalism, like Steve Jobs' scheme to make his stock options more valuable because he...

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Foot Fetishes: Some perv in West Virginia was put on a probation ...

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Some perv in West Virginia was put on a probation and ordered to pay a $200 fine for making harassing phone calls (over 600 of them!) to shoe stores and other businesses in his area to ask women...

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Snap Judgment: Debbie Harry Shows Young Hollywood How To Dress Sexy, Exit Car Chastely

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Clips: Amy Winehouse's Performance Last Night Leaves Us Worried

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We all know Amy's been going through what we hope will only amount to a bad patch. (Hey, if our antics when we were 23 were put under a microscope for...

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Porn Ultimatum: Sex writer Violet Blue was asked to be on ...

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Sex writer Violet Blue was asked to be on the Tyra Show (jealous!) to discuss trends in porn made for and/or watched by women. But things didn't go as planned. Tyra producers wanted Violet to cover...

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Tale Of Two Jenas: On Jena And Jenna: God, This Country Is Fucking Stupid

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With the nation alternately enraged and confused and transfixed by a little town called "Jena" today, I felt there was no better time to bring up the subject of Jenna, that is, the Bush. Not a lot of...

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Snap Judgment: Christina Aguilera's Perfectly Placed, Pregnancy-Hiding Piece Of Paper

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Hookers, Victims & Doormats*: Starlet Trades In Playing Dumb Blondes For Deep-Throating Brunettes

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*Inspired by Shirley MacLaine's assertion that the best parts for actresses fall into one of the above categories.Poor Anna Faris. Sick of being typecast by male Hollywood executives as the stupid...

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(more) Female Trouble: Did you know that there's a difference between ...

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Did you know that there's a difference between bulimia and purging? Apparently, purging is bulimia minus the fun part of binging on Little Debbie cakes, which might be why the eating disorder is...

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Crap Email From A Dude: Dear Diana, Baby, I Love You!!!!!! So What Are You So Afraid Of????????

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Our last Crap Email From A Dude is a pretty good exhibit for why we don't put up with guys like the writer of this one. Well........that and the punctuation!!!!! In all seriousness, why is it all...

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Snap Judgment: 'SATC' Spoiler, In Living Color: Charlotte Gets Pregnant

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Crush Hour: Benny, The Bikini-Waxed Intern: Hot New Internet Hunk

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Remember Benny from yesterday? The guy who we convinced to get his bikini-line waxed? We'll we're psyched to see that Benny got such positive responses in the comments section of the video of his...

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Just For (fat) Men: It's kind of insane that the Japanese sport ...

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It's kind of insane that the Japanese sport of sumo-wrestling is so off-limits to women that the mayor of Osaka -- a woman -- had to hand over the usual trophy-giving duties to a male subordinate....

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Blushing Snides: So You Like The Lipstick? Here Are Six Common Fuckups To Avoid

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Welcome to "Blushing Snides," a regular Jezebel beauty and makeup feature that will probably change names when we think of something less completely retarded. Our first installment was inspired by...

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Snap Judgment: Uma Thurman, Boyfriend Give Brangelina A Run For Their Beauty Money

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Stats Feed: Today's most popular headlines are Is Prostitution ...

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Today's most popular headlines are Is Prostitution Glamorous? A Hooker And A Slut Weigh In (5,914 views today), Even Incredibly Rich, Fabulous Women Get Nabbed Shoplifting From K-Mart (5,824) and...

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Sex Change: Man Living As A Woman Lacks Balls

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The problem with the man who spent a week living like a woman? Total bullshit. Because what Tom Mitchelson actually did for his Daily Mail story was live as he imagined a woman might. Meaning: "I...

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Female Trouble: You know that HPV shot we're always crowing ...

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You know that HPV shot we're always crowing about? Well, researchers have discovered that Gardasil, in addition to blocking the four strains of HPV it's designed to target, also partially blocks 10...

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Clips: 'The Fashionista Diaries': Whites Learn That Blacks Get Darker When Exposed To Sunlight

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Snap Judgment: Uh, Why Is Helena Christensen Suddenly Skinny?

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Female Trouble: Think You've Got Candida? Maybe Not! We Consult An Ailing Vagina

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Just the other day, there was a piece on Science Daily about how women often misdiagnose themselves as having a yeast infection, when it's really something else, like bacterial vaginosis or...

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Trash TV: OMG, The Hills: Season Three almost didn't ...

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OMG, The Hills: Season Three almost didn't happen, y'all. Lauren Conrad tells the October issue of Seventeen Magazine (umm, isn't that a competitor of Conrad's sugar momma Teen Vogue?) that she...

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Torture Porn: Italian 'Vogue' Shocks, Awes, Makes Civil War Sexy

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Seeing how the fashionistas over at Italian Vogue are photographing that American freakshow known as Michael Jackson, it should come as no surprise, really, that they'd be equally as brazen with...

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Snap Judgment: Ben Affleck Passes Up Craft Services Kettle Chips For Fresh Fruit

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Baggage: My Week With A $4000 Snakeskin Handbag

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Perhaps you recall: I own one handbag. Which is why under normal circumstances, I might have glazed over today's Daily Mail story on the booming python handbag industry, wherein poor Indonesians...

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Fuck Carrie Bradshaw: This just in from a certain Jezebel, who ...

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This just in from a certain Jezebel, who is on her way to the gynecologist for a checkup: "They're filming the Sex and the City movie here on the corner of 70th and Lexington, the trucks and crew are...

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Hells Bells: Who Really Wants A Photograph Of Their Marriage Proposal?

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Three weeks ago, I got engaged to my boyfriend of 3 1/2 years. We drove to a hilltop hotel in upstate New York for the weekend, and, as the sun was setting, he got down on one knee, took a box out...

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Snap Judgment: Zahara Looks Excited; Pax Looks Unenthused

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Critical Mass: 'Kid Nation' Might Be More Terrifying Than 'Lord Of The Flies'

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You know how reality TV in general is condescending and exploitative, to its audiences and participants both? Well CBS' new reality show Kid Nation -- think Lord of the Flies without Simon plotting...

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Pat Smear: This just in from the ever-staid Sun: "WOMEN ...

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This just in from the ever-staid Sun: "WOMEN shoplifters are touching themselves intimately before trying to flee a store so that they can frame security guards for sexual assault." Too icky? Breast...

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You Wanna Be On Top: 'America's Next Top Model': Gayer Than A Picnic And Twice As Fierce

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We've waited all summer for the new cycle of Top Model and last night's premiere episode was everything we wanted it to be and more. (Although we were a little...

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Snap Judgment: Heidi Klum Fetches Child Without Help From Her Three Nannies

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Injustices: Even Incredibly Rich, Fabulous Women Get Nabbed Shoplifting From K-Mart

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Laura Landro (pictured at left in the Hamptons) is a terribly attractive Wall Street Journal editor with a gazillionaire husband and a regular column called the "Finicky Traveler" (Recent topics:...

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Ice Cold: If you love ice cream, as some of us do, ...

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If you love ice cream, as some of us do, you'll want to know more about Häagen-Dazs' elaborate campaign, which involves Gourmet magazine, sample giveaways, webisodes and some other business and media...

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Gimme Whore: Is Prostitution Glamorous? A Hooker And A Slut Weigh In

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A TV show is premiering in the UK next week called The Secret Diary of a Call Girl, based on the writings of "Belle de Jour," the pseudonym of a high-class British call girl who chronicles her life...

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Snap Judgment: Kelly Osbourne Tries To Break Record For Eating Jelly With Chopsticks; Looks Sick

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Ladymag Lookback: 'Cosmopolitan' Celebrates "Plump" Women, 'Playboy' Style

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Before women's magazines relied on the adjective "curvy" to help them describe any female with a body-mass index of over 20 (or a cup-size of C and above), they preferred the word "plump". (Or...

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Smart Models: A VH1 reality show ...

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A VH1 reality show debuting in November called "America's Most Smartest Model" will confirm everything you already knew about the younger generation being stupider than you thought possible. Says...

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Kicking While Down: If The Battered Wife Is A Christian Famewhore, Was She Asking For It?

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We're not usually the type to defend evangelical Christians, especially the hyper-hormonal melodramatic theater camp attention whore types who use God to sell marriage books and diet books and their...

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Snap Judgment: If We Stare At Paris Hilton's "Magic Eye" Dress Will We See A Sailboat?

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Well-heeled: Fashion Writer Wears Fashionable Shoes, Loses Will To Live

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Liz Jones (left), a writer for the Daily Mail, may look like a happy person, but she went on a crazy, sadistic mission: to wear eight different pairs of cutting-edge high heels during Fashion Week....

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