Jezebel Friday, November 09, 2007

Apple Martin's Capezios, Fear of Grandma Blythe Danner [Snap Judgment]

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Amy Winehouse's Hubby Arrested! [Dirt Bag]

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Amy Winehouse's flat was raided yesterday, as part of an investigation that led to the arrest of four men and "has nothing to do with drugs." Plus, Amy is fine, and has not been charged or arrested....

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Sorry about the evening's lack of purge. ...

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Sorry about the evening's lack of purge. We'll have to puke up all the news we missed tomorrow morning; I had to run off to an event, etc. etc. In the meantime, how is it that I find myself reading...

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Check out the ad for this mid-century "gum ... [Oldies But Goodies]

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Check out the ad for this mid-century "gum massager" called the Vibra-Finger, for "your personal use." As the name would suggest, it's a vibrating device, with a fake finger attached. And it's...

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Leelee Sobieski: Hot Legs, Questionable Taste In Shoes [Snap Judgment]

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[NYC, November 6. Image via Splash.]

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Kim Kardashian Likes, But Doesn't Like Like Britney Spears [Clips]

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Kim Kardashian was on TRL today promoting her reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians--but made no mention of her Playboy issue that just came...

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An as-of-yet unidentified man was killed ... [Faster Than You Think]

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An as-of-yet unidentified man was killed in a freak wood chipper accident in Anaheim, California yesterday (home of Disneyland!). He co-workers said that he was throwing branches into is one minute...

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Are "Asian Fetishes" A Myth? We're Gonna Have To Go With "No" [Foreign Affairs]

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A bunch of economists are once again putting their decades of rigorous study to a societally optimal end and dispelling the "myth" of the Asian fetish. In studies of speed dating communities, it...

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Gina Gershon's Gentleman's Garb [Snap Judgment]

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[Hollywood, November 6. Image via X17.]

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Non-Discrimination Bill Passes House, Will Stumble Like A Drunk For Another Year Before Dying [Justice For Some]

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The House yesterday passed the Employment Nondiscrimination Act, about which we previously blogged. The bill, were it to ever be signed into law, would prevent employers from discriminating against...

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This is my dear friend Don. He wants to know ...

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This is my dear friend Don. He wants to know if there's really going to be a Chicago meet-up tonight for Jezebel commenters, because he wants to get laid. Kidding! -Esque! No seriously, Don's a great...

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A new eating disorder has developed among ... [Stop The Insanity]

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A new eating disorder has developed among diabetes sufferers called Diabulimia. Those who have diabetes do not produce insulin naturally, and therefore have to administer shots of insulin to maintain...

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Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots [Mouth Piece]

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So, did Tyra Banks realize that she was giving major blow job face in the new posters advertising her talk show? Seriously, it sort of gives new meaning to the term "wheatpaste." The ads are...

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Madonna & Pregs Stella McCartney Hit The Town [Snap Judgment]

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Today's most popular headlines are ANTM: ... [Stats Feed]

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Today's most popular headlines are ANTM: "Just Be Beautiful And Use Your Loveliness" (5,594 views today), "I Think You Should E-mail My Wife And Apologize" (4,668) and Sex With Someone Else's Ex:...

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Warren Beatty: The 70's Most Famous Douche [Full Of Ishtar]

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Wow, you know you used to be a real asshole when your ex-girlfriend says nicer things about world class Lothario Jack Nicholson than she does about you. Michelle Phillips, former Mamas & Papas band...

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His unfuckwithable bone structure always ...

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His unfuckwithable bone structure always freaked me out when he played Joey Lauren Adams's baby daddy or something on Second Noah -- a really amazing awful show they repeated ad nauseam on the...

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Voting & Drinking: No Booze Before Ballots! [Polls]

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Guatemala (and many other countries) bar sales of alcohol around election time to reduce poll-related violence and in the hopes that people will make better choices when they're not wasted. Makes...

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Goldie Hawn: Whaddya Think? [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, November 8. Images via Splash.]

"I heard that."

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Glamour Readers Almost 2x As Likely As Cosmo Readers To Have Butt Sex [Rocking The Shockers]

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"A Shocking Thing 68% of Chicks Do In Bed p. 124" promises a BRIGHT yellow text bubble on the right hand corner of next month's Cosmo. (Beneath that, the words, "You Naughty, Naughty Girls." Just in...

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Roberto Cavalli For H&M: For The Tranny Hooker In You! [Fashion Victims]

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As you read this, hordes of crazed people are tearing at racks of clothings and each other's appendages, in the name of grabbing items from the latest H&M designer collaboration: This year's flavor...

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Paris recently sued Hallmark for using her ... [Hilton Hijinks]

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Paris recently sued Hallmark for using her likeness and identity without permission. In response, Hallmark made a motion to strike the case, in which their lawyers said: "Hilton has become a...

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Judge Judy And The Lady Who Bit Off The Other Lady's Pinky Finger [WWJJD]

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The new episodes of Judge Judy this week have been sofa king awesome that it's been difficult to decide on which clips to feature. But when I...

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Amy Winehouse With Father & Fag [Snap Judgment]

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Meet Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Mother-In-Law, Betsy: Shocker! She Believes In Jesus! [Profiles In Courage]

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We had heard that Elisabeth Hasselbeck wasn't an insane Republican Jesus freak before she married into the Hasselbeck clan. We were skeptical, because she seems too scary to have just picked up these...

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The UN envoy to Myanmar, Ibrahim Gambari, ... [Women Idols]

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The UN envoy to Myanmar, Ibrahim Gambari, read a statement from Aung San Suu Kyi that she is "ready to cooperate with the government in order to make this process of dialogue a success." This is the...

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"if you were a drug addict or alc hoholkic make you amends and dont be contrite or feel defective because your not you just got the sensitive briliant gene" [Holes]

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Courtney Love, folks. No really! She's gotten a tad incoherent in her old age. You may be dismayed to find upon reading her latest Myspace missive that Courtney doesn't seem to think her brilliance...

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Christina Ricci Rocks The Retro Look [Snap Judgment]

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Were You a Judy Blume Enthusiast or a Babysitters Club Nerd? [Jezebook Club]

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In today's Washington Post, book critic Jonathan Yardley extols the virtues of Laura Ingalls Wilder and the Little House books as part of "An occasional series in which The Post's book critic...

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Britney Update [Britney Update]

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Britney Spears did not respond to 8 of 14 random drug requests, Kevin Federline's lawyer said in court today. Britney's attorney, Anne Kiley, countered that just because the singer may fail to...

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Sex With Someone Else's Ex: Ever Eat Off Your Friend's Plate? [Polls]

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Women always say that there is one line they won't ever cross -- sexing up a friend's ex-whatever. But, many of us here are honest enough (possibly because it's anonymous) to admit that it isn't...

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Jessica Biel & Her Bitches [Snap Judgment]

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"I Think You Should E-mail My Wife And Apologize" [Crap Request From A Dude]

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For possibly the first time in his career, Salon's resident sensitive new age ponytail man cum advice columnist Cary Tennis gives excellent council. A woman wrote in today about an "emotional affair"...

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So Wall Street's going to hell and people ... [Crap Email From A Dude]

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So Wall Street's going to hell and people are losing their homes and foreign banks are selling off their dollars and oil's at $100 a barrel and...well, how could you possibly expect someone...

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Is Your BMI Low Enough For Michael "No Chubbies" Karolchyk's Co-Ed Sauna?? Oh No! [Really Pathetic Men]

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This is Michael Karolchyk. He owns a gym in Denver that is somewhat atypical. It has numerous slogans, from "Too chubby; Never find a hubby," to "Have Sex With The Lights On" to "Save The Chubbitos"...

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Kate Moss: Between A Rocker & A Drag Queen [Snap Judgment]

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ANTM: "Just Be Beautiful And Use Your Loveliness" [You Wanna Be On Top]

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On last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, Heather collapsed on the set of the video for Enrique Iglesias' new song that I've already...

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Ever have trouble deciding between working ... [Booze]

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Ever have trouble deciding between working out and meeting friends for drinks? Good news! A professor in Spain has decided that beer is better for post-workout hydration than plain water. Manuel...

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Hairless Bodies, Stankless Pits: An American Story [Peer Pressure]

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Today, The New York Times examines the history of the American desire to eliminate armpit stank, and whether the $2.3 billion (!!!) a year that Americans spend trying to eliminate the possibility of...

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Nicole Kidman Bends Down To Hear Hubby Keith Urban, Likes What He Says [Snap Judgment]

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Insanely Wealthy Pay Fellow Preppy Scads of Money To Arrange Grown-Up Frat Parties [The Rich And Stupid]

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The New York Times "Thursday Styles" section has always been a repository for ridiculous trend pieces about the über-wealthy (see the entire oeuvre of Alex Kuczynski ), but the piece in today's...

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