Jezebel Friday, February 22, 2008
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Ryan Phillippe Wears Progress On His Pecs [Snap Judgment]
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[Hollywood, February 21. Image via x17]
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Double Trouble For Jennifer Lopez: The Babies Are Born [Dirt Bag]
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Jennifer Lopez finally gave birth to her twins: She and Marc Anthony are the proud parents of a boy and a girl. The names have not yet been announced, but we're hoping they don't pick Jenny Jr. and...
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Drunk Serbs Storm U.S. Embassy, Levi's Outlet [News Roundup]
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Serb protesters broke into the unstaffed U.S. Embassy in Belgrade and set fire to an office. They also burned a McDonald's, a Levi's store, and some other embassies. Nearly thirty people were...
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"Prude" Mom & "Slut" Mom Trade Places On <i>Wife Swap</i> [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("wifeswap1_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Last night on Wife Swap, a "sexy rocker mom" married to a "rocker caveman" traded places with an ex-military mother of two who owns her business,...
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Sam Lufti, Britney's ex-Svengali/lover/whatever, has been served with a restraining order by Britney's parents. The order might not be valid, though, because it was supposed to be served by 1:30 p.m....
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Hey Dominic Monaghan, We Really Hope That's Not Flight 815 You're Boarding [Snap Judgment]
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[Los Angeles, February 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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<em>Project Runway</em> Reunion Special: Michael Kors Bursts A Seam [The Greatest Show On Earth]
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newVideoPlayer("prlaughing_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Considering how dull the Project Runway cast has been all season, last night's PR reunion special seemed like gift from above. Gunn, Klum, Kors,...
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Reader Roundup []
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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Still Down From Last Night's Top Model? Adopt A Clitoris!: "I think you're thinking of Clitorade, which was invented by the coach of the South Muncie...
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Your Birth Control Is Killing Unborn Babies, Fatheads [Pillheads]
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Lots of anti-birth control pill news on the wires today. The first story comes from the Economist by way of Canada: A Canuck scientist has found that extra estrogen, which can get into rivers and...
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Kate Moss: Sunburned? Or Stoned? [Snap Judgment]
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[New York, February 21. Image via INFDaily.com]
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What's The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Lose Weight? [The Jezebel Diet]
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SCARY CELEB DIET TRICKS no sane woman should try! That's a story on page 348 of the March Glamour. Reverse psychology? Irresponsible? Whatever, we're reading on! And... well, turns out they abuse...
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Jude Law Makes Sex Face Behind Bars [Snap Judgment]
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[London, February 21. Image via INFDaily.com]
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The staggeringly talented Edie Falco has ... [Little Edie]
The staggeringly talented Edie Falco has been cast in a new Showtime series about "an iron-willed Gotham nurse balancing the challenges of an urban hospital and a difficult personal life." Falco is...
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Fashionistas Love Their Dirty, Greasy Follicles [Beauty Is Pain]
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Today's New York Times reports that one of the fastest rising "beauty trends" among the East Coast elite is not washing one's hair, or, at the very least, washing it infrequently (as was the norm in...
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Tipper Gore must be crapping herself with ... [Sexism Studies]
Tipper Gore must be crapping herself with glee over the results of a new study claiming rap music activates pre-existing sexism. In the study, conducted by social psychologists at North Carolina...
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TV Star Suffers The Indignity Of A Stick-Search [Snap Judgment]
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[LAX, February 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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I Work Here To Feed My Sick Fancy Product Addiction; The Least I Can Do Is Help You [Sephora Spy]
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Remember life before Sephora? When lipstick was lipstick and foundation didn't need to be "primed"? Well, ever since the the Berlin Wall fell, Pakistan developed nukes and "cosmeceuticals" joined the...
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David Beckham Turns Up Heat In Hot, Humid Hawaii [Snap Judgment]
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[Honolulu, Hawaii; February 20. Image via x17]
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<i>Teenage Mother</i>: "Nine Months Of Trouble", Forty Years Before <i>Juno</i> [Clips]
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Today, one of our new favorite websites linked to the trailer for Teenage Mother, a 1967 scare film that, as a heavily-accented voiceover explains, "may very well be the most impawtant movie you will...
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"I invest only in fur and animal poachers. ... [Tina Fey]
"I invest only in fur and animal poachers. No, I'm just kidding. That's a joke...I have a business manager and I am always asking him, 'There is nothing bad for the earth in there? Nothing really...
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Did You Know <i>Marie Claire</i>'s Motto Is "More Than A Pretty Face"? Hence: Jessica Alba! [Cover Lies]
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Confession: writing cover lines is tough. This month there was plenty to love in Marie Claire, but like all magazines, it's what's on the outside that counts. How do you summarize a story about...
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Christina Ricci: Floats Like A Butterfly, Stings Like A Bee [Snap Judgment]
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[Los Angeles, CA; February 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Former Frat Boy Hides Behind First Amendment For Slanderous Site [Website Woes]
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If you're in college, you're probably already aware of the site Juicy Campus. If you're not, here's the breakdown: Juicy Campus is basically a glorified message board that encourages college students...
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Daniel Day Lewis Tries Not To Be Too Conspicuous When Traveling [Snap Judgment]
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[LAX, February 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Don't Hate []
In general the Glamour website's "Don't of the Day" is pretty unfuckwithably bad (ahem, this) but I'm just not feeling them on this one. I mean, who cares if your bra kind of shows? I'm more...
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Amy Sedaris Charms David Letterman By Dissing Ellen DeGeneres [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("sedarislatshow_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");David Letterman adores Amy Sedaris, which is why he frequently has her as a guest on the Late Show. We totally adore her, too, and could...
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Colt Haugen, a 22-year-old student at the ... [Valium]
Colt Haugen, a 22-year-old student at the University of Colorado and waiter at Ruby Tuesday, was working at the restaurant last month when he saw a man pull a pill from his pocket and put it in his...
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Kelly Rowland: Duck? Duck? Goose? [Snap Judgment]
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[London, February 20. Image via Splash.]
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Still Down From Last Night's <i>Top Model</i>? Adopt A Clitoris! [Cult Of Clit]
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So... "female genital mutilation." Sorta hard to type the words without getting weak in the lungs! (Especially with the memory of the wine I consumed following Fatima's wrenching revelation she'd had...
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Cycle Of Galactic Violence []
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What's this whole thing with the whole blowing up the satellite filled toxic rocket fuel thing? Oh, it's just that Bushies like to blow things up, say 46% of the respondents in a highly scientific...
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Jon Stewart: Barack Obama "Cured My Leprosy" [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("lkl_hillarys_taco.flv", 463, 387,"");While some were busy doing drunken post-mortems on the season premiere of America's Next Top Model last night, others were busy swooning over...
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Elijah Wood's Musician Girlfriend: WANT. DRESS. [Snap Judgment]
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[[And I say that maybe once a year. Name is Pamela Racine and she's in that band Gogol Bordello that, like at least one of your best friends are TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH. February 19, New York. Image...
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Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors [Idol Chatter]
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George Clooney is on the cover of Time magazine, and the story, written by Joel Stein, reads kind of like a blog entry. For the interview, Stein invited Clooney over to his house for dinner; Clooney...
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had a double date with Clint Eastwood and his wife Dina Ruiz. Bet that really made...Clint's...day. • Johnny Knoxville almost lost his balls doing a tribute stunt for...
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Giorgio Armani Insults Anna Wintour To Her Face [Rag Trade]
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Georgio Armani is co-chairing a dinner to celebrate a Vogue-sponsored Costume Institute exhibit called "Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy." Which is why he gave a press conference during which he...
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Kate Hudson Adds Color To Dance Class Outfit [Snap Judgment]
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[Santa Monica, February 20. Image via x17]
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Mark Ronson & Amy Winehouse At Brit Awards: Is She Better Or Worse Post-Rehab? [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("britawards_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Last night, Amy Winehouse took the stage with Mark Ronson to sing their cover of the Zutons' "Valerie." (How fucking adorbz is Ronson's mod...
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Beyonce's Studded Shoes, Neon Nails [Snap Judgment]
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[New York, February 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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When Stars Go Green, Fashion Suffers [The Good, The Bad & The Ugly]
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The hoopla surrounding this Sunday's Academy Awards has officially begun! Last night's Oscars Pre-Party, held by environmental nonprofit Global Green USA, saw a slew of celebs who obviously had the...
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I Thee Dread [Blood Diamond]
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Subversive artist Tobias Wong, who's made 24K gold pills "so your shit will sparkle" and mittens for smokers, has now designed a "Killer Engagement Ring." The diamond is mounted upside down, so that...
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Did Cindy McCain Grow Her Hair So John Could Tell Her Apart From His Lobbyist Stalker Mistress? [Crappy Hour]
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Can you tell the difference between these two ladies? Can John McCain? See, one is John McCain's patriotic wife, and one is some telecom lobbyist who liked to show up at his events and tell her...
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