Jezebel Friday, February 15, 2008
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Sarah Jessica Parker Puts Her Boy In A Bubble [Snap Judgment]
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[New York, February 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Message To Paparazzi: Do <i>Not</i> Mess With Brad [Dirt Bag]
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Brad Pitt was out with Zahara when a paparazzo got a leeetle bit too close. Brad grabbed the guy's collar and said, "Get the fuck away from me!" Oooh, AggroDaddy! [E!]
The Spice Girls tour ends...
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<i>The Golden Girls</i> Prepare For Valentine's Day, Buy Condoms [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("goldencondoms_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");One Valentine's Day, Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche all decided to book a romantic cruise with their respective boyfriends. They went to the store...
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Josh Duhamel Gets Into V-Day Spirit [Snap Judgment]
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[Brentwood, California; February 14. Image via Flynet]
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"It's The Only Thing That There's Just Too Little Of" = Kind Of An Understatement! [News Roundup]
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UPDATE: The Northern Illinois University shooter killed five people, including himself. [WSJ]
"I will be haunted to the end of my days by what my child has done." That's the mother of Latina...
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Can liberals and conservatives bone happily ... [Mary Matalin]
Can liberals and conservatives bone happily ever after? Conservablogger Bridget Johnson admits she didn't think so -- until she had a college affair with a guy she calls Karl. Karl worked at a...
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The Duke Spirit Frontwoman Leila Moss Talks Flowers, Farts And Female Masturbation [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("duke_spirit2.flv", 463, 387,"");Leila Moss, lead singer of British rock band The Duke Spirit, sat down with us to discuss the pros and cons of Valentine's Day and what really goes on...
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Eva Longoria Practices For A Passionate V-Day [Snap Judgment]
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[San Antonio, February 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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If You're Single And You Know It, Raise Your Hand [Love Is Dead]
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Hey, Happy Singles Awareness Day! If you're not attached, Valentine's Day holds many possibilities, and many of them suck. You can ignore it, you can shrug it off, you can meet up with your friends...
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Assorted Valentines, Going Fast: Pharrell, Lenny, Eva, And More! [Snap Judgment]
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Pharrell? For real. [Image via Getty.]
Lenny Kraviz: Let Love rule. [Image via AP.]
James McAvoy, oh, boy. [Image via AP.]
Eva Mmmmmmmmmendes. [Image via AP.]
Joaquin: Feel the flames from the...
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Lenny Kraviz: Let Love rule. [Image via AP.]
James McAvoy, oh, boy. [Image via AP.]
Eva Mmmmmmmmmendes. [Image via AP.]
Joaquin: Feel the flames from the...
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Loose Lips []
Beyonce's dad called Aretha Franklin "childish" and "unprofessional" because Aretha was upset when Beyonce introduced Tina Turner as "the Queen." Um, Beyonce's dad? Do not fuck with Aretha. If Aretha...
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Fox News Mouthpiece Doesn't Understand Sex Workers, Art [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("laurasexshow_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");A couple days ago, conservative radio host Laura Ingraham was sitting in for Bill O'Reilly on Fox News and interviewed Annie Oakley, founder...
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"The vagina and particularly the clitoris ... [Sprockets]
"The vagina and particularly the clitoris attract almost no attention through naming and tender touching (neither by father nor mother) and thus make it hard for girls to develop pride for their...
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Kelly Osbourne Hearts Chanel [Snap Judgment]
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[London, February 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Six Things You Somehow Didn't Already Know About Dennis And Elizabeth Kucinich's Beautiful Love [Tmi]
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You guys are not going to believe me, but there are things you didn't know about the unique and special bond shared by Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich. Sure, you already knew they met the day Ravi...
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Reader Roundup []
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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Loose Lips: "I'm surprised Bail Ling can shoplift considering she's always half naked. Did she stick US Weekly up her VAGINA? ." We say: Actually, yes! •...
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Martin Short Makes Fake TMZ Video Of Faux Paparazzi Rage [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("Martin_Short_Letterman.flv", 463, 387,"");Martin Short sat down with David Letterman last night, and got all worked up over the "constant attention" he receives from the paparazzi. He...
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Daily (Hate) Mail [Daily Mail]
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We're not the only ones to take note of the rampant jerk-offery of the good old Daily Mail. This ingenious blogger started Daily Hate Myself, where s/he calls out the ridiculousness of the Daily...
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Victorians Loved Self-Help Books, Just Like Us! [Oldies But Goodies]
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For decades, a secret stash of Victorian books languished in the Cambridge University library tower, and naturally, students thought they were filled with high-grade bonnet-wearing scat porn. Well,...
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Keira Knightley's Boyfriend Brings Her "Friend"-ly Flowers [Snap Judgment]
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[London, February 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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"Bebe Lingerie": Two Words That Should Never Appear Together [Fashion Show]
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As the New York Times pointed out today, "Victoria's secrets are pretty much overexposed at this point. "Ahh, whatever," Victoria says. "Let me let you in on a little something, girls. You want sex?...
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Eric Bana? Oh, Manna! [Snap Judgment]
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[Image via AP.]
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Cory And The Cobrasnake: She Was Too Young To Fall In Love, And He Was Too Young To Know [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("cobrasnake.flv", 463, 387,"");Ah, love. The party photographer and nightlife fixture Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter knew love once. It didn't matter that he spent his nights surrounded...
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The Washington division of the National Abortion ... [Plan B]
The Washington division of the National Abortion and Reproductive Rights Action League (aka NARAL) has recently issued a web-based interactive map that shows residents in a bind which pharmacies in...
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How To Lick A Pussy [Clips]
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Here's a little Valentine's love letter from internet celebrity cats Rudy and Winston. "Even though the joke is, 'LOL gay cats!!!', I don't actually think that's what's going on. I think it's more...
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Amy Winehouse: Australian For Beer? [Snap Judgment]
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[London, February 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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<em>Project Runway</em>: "What Is More Fantasy Than Peacock Tail?" [The Greatest Show On Earth]
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Last night was one of the weirdest Project Runway episodes ever. It was the last real ep before the reunion special and two-part finale: Ay, so close to the end! As you know, it's down to Rami, Sweet...
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"What Are You Doing Tonight?" --Djimon Hounsou [Snap Judgment]
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Free People: Someone Watched <i>The Darjeeling Limited</i> Before Booking This Photo Shoot [Today In Catalogs]
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Did you see Darjeeling Limited? The one where the brothers go on a trip through India, carrying luggage made by Marc Jacobs for Louis Vuitton? Think the people who put together the Free People...
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(Ab)orginal Sin []
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When a 10-year-old aboriginal girl was gang-raped by 9 men in Northeastern Australia and her assailants were given zero jail time, it was clear that the indigenous aboriginals, who had been treated...
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Before <i>Sex & The City</i>, Talking About Sex Was Practically Illegal [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("Today_Candace_Bushnell.flv", 463, 387,"");Candace Bushnell went on the Today show this morning to self-aggrandize in her affected accent and promote her new show Lipstick Jungle. The...
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Fergie & Friend Break It Down [Snap Judgment]
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[Hollywood, February 13. Image via Flynet.]
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What Turned Feminist Author Ben Straight Into A Raging Misogynist? His Book Holds A Clue... [Conversions]
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We're getting a better picture of Benjamin Straight, author of yesterday's controversial Portrait of the Female Law Student as a pathetic, fake baguette-toting Carrie Bradshaw idolizing exercise...
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"You Look Really Pretty Today." -- Angelina Jolie [Snap Judgment]
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Does the pinko New York Times have a covert ... [Shmushmortion]
Does the pinko New York Times have a covert bias against abortion? The New Republic's Debbie Nathan thinks so. Nathan posits that while superficially, the Times supports pro-choice legislation,...
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Fashion Fails At Fendi [The Good, The Bad & The Ugly]
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Last night marked the opening of the newly remodeled Fendi store in Beverly Hills. Which means some celebs turned up wearing Fendi to have their picture taken and probably bitch about how this event...
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Today the WSJ brings us the real reason Clinton ... [Patti Solis Doyle]
Today the WSJ brings us the real reason Clinton campaign chair Patti Solis Doyle stepped down. "She recently returned home after two months on the road to find a family accustomed to her absence......
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Hayden Panettiere Plays Peek-A-Boo With Paparazzi [Snap Judgment]
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[LAX, February 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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We Choo Choo Choose Ralph Wiggum [Clips]
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newVideoPlayer("simpsonsvday_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Back on The Simpsons season four, when Ralph Wiggum was just a dumb loser--before he evolved into the lovable mildly retarded kid we cherish...
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¡Hola! ¡Salma! [Snap Judgment]
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MagHag []
"All the women who haven't done anything to their faces are still able to play great roles. And some of the ones who have done something have it messed up -- they look freakish." --actress Naomi...
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