Jezebel Friday, February 01, 2008

Jessica Alba: Now In The "Heaving Breasts" Stage Of Spermination [Snap Judgment]

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[Hollywood, January 31. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Courtney Love "Knows" Britney; Did J. Lo Have Twins? [Dirt Bag]

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Courtney Love on Britney Spears: "I know exactly what's going on, having been there. If she doesn't get help something very, very bad is gonna happen. Marilyn Monroe was strapped to a gurney too,...

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Ann Coulter Will Campaign For Hillary (If It's McCain) [Clips]

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Live Together, Die Alone: Live Blogging Lost [4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42]

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So, when we last saw the gang of Oceanic flight 815, Charlie had died while essentially saving the members of his camp, Locke saw Jacob and was then shot, but lived, Sun was pregnant, and a rescue...

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Mary J. Blige Dishes On PMS, Brazilian Waxes, & Her Mile High Club Membership On Tyra [Clips]

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"Do refrain from treating your wife as a ... [How To Be A Good Husband]

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"Do refrain from treating your wife as a plaything, endeavouring to wrap her in cotton wool, or sheltering her from every wind that blows. After all she is your co-partner and as such you should...

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George Clooney For President! [News Roundup]

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"Either give them the basic tools for protecting the population and themselves, or have the decency to just bring them all home. Because you can't do it halfway. Bring them home and shut off your TV...

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Katherine Heigl Loves A Soft Underbelly [Snap Judgment]

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[Los Angeles, January 30. Image via Flynet]

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Shejaculation: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Gush [Wet 'N Wild]

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When I first heard about female ejaculation, I thought it was a bullshit myth invented by women who accidentally pee during sex, and one supported by fetishists who wanted to believe in it -- until...

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Susan Sarandon: Red Hot [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, January 30. Image via INFDaily.com.]

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We've had to wait eight long months, but ... [LiveBlogs]

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We've had to wait eight long months, but the fourth season of Lost is finally premiering tonight at 9 PM and we'll be live blogging it. How do the survivors of Oceanic flight 815 get off the island?...

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Eli Stone: For Fans Of Fantasy, George Michael, And Maybe Angelina Jolie [Critical Mass]

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If you're totally disinterested in watching Hillary and Barack duke it out tonight in the final Democratic debate in the primary season, you could tune in instead to ABC's new "comic drama" Eli...

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In Romania, Daniel Corogeanu, a former monk, ... [Exorcism]

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In Romania, Daniel Corogeanu, a former monk, was sentenced to 7 years in prison for the murder of a 23-year-old nun who died while he was performing an exorcism on her. The woman, Irina Cornici, who...

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Ellen Page Goes Brick Carpet Casual [Snap Judgment]

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[Santa Barbara, CA; January 31. Image via INFDaily.com]

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Michelle And Jackie O: Twins Separated At Birth? [Politics Of Style]

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Long before Ted Kennedy endorsed him for president, I've been telling anyone who'll listen that I think that Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, are the contemporary version of Camelot: Barack with...

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Katie Holmes Practices For Next Pregnancy [Snap Judgment]

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[Hollywood, January 30. Image via Flynet]

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Reader Roundup [Reader Roundup]

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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Loose Lips: "Raw milk gives you salmonella, ella ella eh eh eh!" Haha! Except now that damn song is stuck in our heads. • Worst, in response to Beauty Bloggers...

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German Women Have All The Fun [Afternoon Escapism]

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Today we got a tip I'm going to excerpt here in its entirety because I am both jealous and lazy: "Today in Cologne, Germany, at 11:11 women storm the city hall and cut the ties off of all the men. ...

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We are R.S.V.P-ing "Yes" to this set of ... [Signed, Sealed, Delivered]

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We are R.S.V.P-ing "Yes" to this set of vagina rainbow stationary from Etsy seller "snew". Sealed with a vag is infinitely better than sealed with a kiss. [Etsy]

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Smug Celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow Exits Kabbalah "Centre" With Slight Smirk [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, January 31. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests [Maghag]

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Did you hear? They seem like harmless fun, but LOLcats can control your mind. What do you think happens when a mashup of LOLCats and Vogue gets made? Find out, after the jump: Once again, we're in ur...

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"Don't confine your acts of courtesy to your ... [How To Be A Good Husband]

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"Don't confine your acts of courtesy to your wife's pretty girl friends. Be as ready to see Miss Prudence Dowdy, who is very much of a bore, back to her home as you would the charming Miss Dolly...

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Bill Bender Fucked Students For 20 Years, Looking Like This [Higher Education]

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The days of campus romance are over, writes Sue Schellenbarger in today's Wall Street Journal: "Gone are the days when sororities and dorms marked engagements with candle-passing ceremonies while men...

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Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby [Snap Judgment]

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[New York, January 31. Image via Splash.]

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I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8 [Lost And Found]

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Let's just say you had an exciting, seductive, thrilling lover who mysteriously and secretively disappeared, leaving you with hundreds of unanswered questions. Eight months later, he's back. Do you...

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The New York Observer's "Off the Record" ... [Mag Hag]

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The New York Observer's "Off the Record" media column asked some of the editors of the so-called "seven sisters" magazines -- which include Family Circle, Ladies Home Journal, Redbook, Good...

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Do You Have A Fat Ass? Then Clean Up Your Room [Weighty Issues]

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Peter Walsh, the professional organizer and author who de-clutters for a living on the TLC show Clean Sweep has written a self-help book called Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat?. The basic...

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Kylie Minogue Plays Captain In Cap, Epaulets, And Boots [Snap Judgment]

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[London, England; January 31. Image via INF.com]

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A Letter To American Apparel's Latest Spokesbottom, "Kristen" [Ass Critic]

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Dear Kristen, You have a nice ass. I could have probably inferred that fact by simply getting stuck in certain positions a crowded subway car with you, or walking behind you on a summer's day, but...

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Here's an angle for anyone looking to produce ... [Airlines]

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Here's an angle for anyone looking to produce a sequel to Soul Plane... A German airline is offering nudist flights because the Germans have loved being naked ever since the days of Kaiser Willhelm...

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Crowned: The Sincere Sexy Reds Choke During Show Finale [Clips]

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BFFs Maria Bello, Carrie-Anne Moss Take The Boys Out On The Town [Snap Judgment]

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[Carrie Anne Moss: Santa Monica, January 30. Image via x17. Maria Bello: Brentwood, January 30. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Kissing, Monogamy & The Future Of Makin' Babies [Love Letters]

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Tomorrow is the first day of February, and the Valentine's Day crap has hit the fan! Scientific American is feeling the love -- the magazine has a series of articles about kissing, orgasms and...

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"Don't tell your wife terminal inexactitudes, ... [How To Be A Good Husband]

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"Don't tell your wife terminal inexactitudes, which are, in plain English, lies. A woman has a wonderful intuition for spotting departures from the truth, and however much she has an aptitude for...

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Beauty Bloggers Are The Lowest Form Of Freeloader [Vagina Monoblogs]

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A story in the Times today chronicles the "growing power" of beauty bloggers. Hey, how come we never read those?, we wondered, and resolved to end that neglectful habit today and point our clickers...

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Renee Zellweger Warms Up In -30° Canadian Cold With Foxy Fireman [Snap Judgment]

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[Winnipeg, Canada; January 30. Image via Flynet]

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Barbies (And Barbies On Booze) Are Big Business [Living Dolls]

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The Barbie 2-in-1 party Plane & Ship, marketed for girls ages 3 to 8, comes with martini glasses, bar stools and a disco scene, notes the Packaging Girlhood blog. The blog makes the argument that...

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Loose Lips []

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Rihanna looks gorgeous, even with a milk mustache. Loving her yellow nail polish! • Do you have a burning question to ask Scarlett Johansson? People is soliciting interview questions for the actress...

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ELLE Nutjob Anne Slowey Soon To Be A TV Star [Rag Trade]

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Remember the news about the new reality show in which Tyra Banks pits a group of young women against one another to compete for a job at a fashion magazine? Well, it looks like the ladymag in...

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Matthew McConaughey's Baby Mama: Whatever Blows Up Your Skirt [Snap Judgment]

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[Hollywood, January 30. Images via Splash.]

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The Simpsons Makes Us Laugh At Sexist Beer Commercials [Clips]

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