Ho Ho Ho's
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Introduction
A list of famous tramps :)
Just because.
Vote for your choice.
1
Britney Spears
I can't wait for this critter to drop off the face of the planet.
2
Jaime Lynn Spears
Pregnant at 16 eh? TRAMP!! Obviously she is learning all her life lessons from her big sister.
3
Courtney Love
One if the trampiest of all time.
4
Pamela Des Barres
She is a famous groupie that has slept with close to half of all musicians on the face of the planet. She is what is known as a "power whore". Although whore is a bit of a strong phrase seeing as how she does it for free.... hmmmmm... 'power slut"?
5
Lil' Kim
She makes Christina Aguilera see like a virginal angel, and that is no easy task.
6
Christina Aguilera
She has cleaned herself up really well since she has gotten married. That said.... once a tramp always a tramp.
7
Eve
She has crossed over to to television and movies, but in the early years she had tried to be a version of Lil' Kim.
8
Jane Curtain
Talented, yes. But if HALF of the stories about her Saturday Night Live career are true, then she has been ridden more than the roller coasters at Disneyland. :p
9
Traci Lords
A porn star BEFORE the age of 16!! Hel, her DAD forged her age on the smut contracts.
10
Liza Minelli
She has a dozen or so ex husbands, so can you imagine how many one nighters she has!!!!! er... had!!!... ewwwww.
11
Madonna
One of the original "super tramps" in music. She is smart, powerful, and talented.
Still a tramp.
Still a tramp.
12
Lindsay Lohan
Thanks to chonie for letting me know I missed a Ho!!
This skankosaurus is almost dirtier than anyone on this list, almost!
This skankosaurus is almost dirtier than anyone on this list, almost!
Well, let me say for the record that I find this list sexist, misogynistic, chauvinistic, and totally lacking redeeming social value.
Having said that; I love that the skankiest ho of the bunch, Pamela Des Barres, has a Jesus tat. Seems about right.
Having said that; I love that the skankiest ho of the bunch, Pamela Des Barres, has a Jesus tat. Seems about right.
I don't agree with all of these choices and I'd like to say that in light of the Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy shock, I think Mother Spears might have had something to do with how screwed up her daughters are...that being said, Courtney Love? Dirty and ho-ish. She gives me the heebie jeebies. I can't even imagine what disgusting things are roaming around the inside of her body.
Ol Hippie, "totally lacking redeeming social value"... that is what I do best!!
Maybe because I'm a mom, I feel sorry for Jaime Spears; she obviously has no moral compass. Lil Kim looks the skankiest in the above pictures. I am not very up on skank so I didn't vote. But it is a fun list and probably should be added to upon occasion.
you totally forgot the biggest HO of all... Lindsay Lohan. Bummer. Loved her kid movies, now she's ewwww gross and has random sex with... whoever. both her and Brit could go bye-bye and I would be good with that.
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