Celebrity sellouts....
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Introduction
While I am just as guilty as the next person for being a little celebrity obsessed, there are certain non-celebrities that make me cringe...and I'm sure I'm not alone...
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Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
The most pampered little plastic princess to grace the cover of OK magazine and her stolen husband's 'reality' TV show is a definite sellout. I was flipping the TV last night and almost got sucked in because nothing else was on. But when the spoiled little Spelling started pretending to be in labour in the most luxurious hospital 'suite' I've ever seen I couldn't bring myself to support their 'Mimi La' ridiculous ratings!
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Paris Hilton
Okay! Obviously the 'Simple Life' cohort is one of THE most gawked at celebrities on the planet. But you won't catch me sitting in a tree waiting to catch a glimpse of the spray tanned over hyped non-celebrity and her 12 bikini-clad chihuahuas!
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Saline Dijon
While she may not actually have any saline implants like the Pam Anderson's of the world (who owes her career to her double Ds), Celine Dion is one of the most 'gay'-loved singers in Las Vegas. Probably because she looks more like a transvestite than a woman! But whatever works for the 'retiring' circus act!
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'I wanna be a Star' Jones
She was the only co-host I liked on what could now be called 'What View' rather than 'The View'... but when the first guest she called to be on her new 'talk' show that resembles a "bit of everything" was Isaah 'I'm not a fag" Washington I had to shake my head... can you say 'desperate' for ratings before she even went on the air?
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
I'm sorry but how did the two little bobble-head babies on the Eighties series Full House one day wake up and become instant stars? Can you say genius marketing? I would actually like to learn a tip or two from those two gazillionaire self-promoters!
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Anyone on 'Dancing With The Stars'
The requirement for appearing on that 'reality' show is having a 'D' tattoed on your forehead... meaning 'D-lister'! I mean who knew Mario Lopez from the next guy for the decade following his 'Saved By The Bell' stint? I guess you could say his non-existent TV career was 'Saved By The Belle' - his dance partner Karina Smirnoff!
Hey - I agree with most of you what have to say above, but I really kind of enjoy Dancing with the Stars. (Saying so now leaves the door open for me to appear on the show down the road. ; )
Anyway, maybe your gripe is not actually the concept of the show, but rather that all of the contestants are not actually/or were never "stars?" Like Heather Mills, for example. Sure she was in the public eye some as a result of her marriage to Paul McCartney, but does that really make her a Star? Just a thought...
Anyway, maybe your gripe is not actually the concept of the show, but rather that all of the contestants are not actually/or were never "stars?" Like Heather Mills, for example. Sure she was in the public eye some as a result of her marriage to Paul McCartney, but does that really make her a Star? Just a thought...
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