Celebrity fights I want to see

Lynn raised a horrible, spoiled bitch for a daughter. Britney hates her mother and keeps flashing her nasty vag at everybody within view. This is a fight made in heaven.

Winner: Lynn
She brought Britney into this world, she can take her out too.

Whitney, the ol' crack addict, used to be great. Now she only sings to her pipe. Beyonce thinks she is "street" and a "gangsta" just because she is dating Jay Z.

Winner: Whitney
Beyonce has the thighs of a horse, but Whitney is used to taking a few good punches, giving her the advantage.

Lars has been a disrespectful piece of shit to his fans since they released "Load". I can't stand to look at him.

Winner: Me
I would kick his ass all the way back to L.A. This douchebag needs to have his mouth shut the hard way. It would be my pleasure.

Oprah is an opinionated, manipulating twit that thinks the world revolves around her. Tom is just plain annoying and crazy.

Winner: Oprah
Oprah would quickly finish off the weakling Tom and then eat his remains.

Rosie is a dude in a "woman's" body. She is loud, annoying and uses the term "cutie petutie". Joy is an old tramp that hasn't got the goods anymore so she has to be a bitch about everything.

Winner: Tie
They beat each other to death, doing the entire world a HUGE favor.

Terrell is talented, but not anywhere near as talented as his ego thinks he is. Tony is just annoying.

Winner: Tony
Tony doesn't want to listen to the loudmouthed Terrell any more than we do. That gives him incentive to win.
"Get your popcorn ready"

Hillary has a good girl image. Squeaky clean even. The Olsen twins are trying to lose their youthful image.

Winner: Me!!
This would be awesome. I just hope it is a pudding wrestling match.

Prince is suing his fans for use of his image, basically pulling a Lars and douchebagging everyone. Chad is Chad. Annoying and full of himself. He also writes annoying music.

Winner: Prince
He's smaller and faster. Chad wouldn't fight back for fear of messing his hair. 1 round, Prince never gets hit.

We all know how much George and Tony SUCK and why they SUCK. This would be the most watched event in the history of television.

Winner: Are you kidding? Tony in seconds. Unless Halliburton came to Bush's defense...but they would only do that if Bush gave them a major contract to do so.

This moron is the worst actor on the face of the planet. YES... worse than Carrottop! Words fail me to describe how much this twat annoys me.

Winner: Me
He would have to try to out act himself during the fight, leading to cardiac arrest and death. It would probably go the whole 12 rounds, and you know the death scene would be drawn out and over dramatic.