5 Ways Britney Spears Can Resurrect Her Career
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Introduction
It's safe to say that Britney has had a rather difficult year. Even has a non Britney fan I'm rooting for her to get back to her old self. These are a few tips that Ms. Spears should take a look at.
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Don't Go To Vegas
Remember what happened the last time you went to Vegas? Yea you got married. Not to mention Vegas is full of places where you can go out and get drunk. Vegas is also the place where you performed at the VMAs.. the performance that everyone is trying to forget.
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Get A Publicist ASAP
Britney you'd think you'd learn that you shouldn't be acting as your own publicist. Give Paris Hilton's publicist a call.
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Go Back Home To Mom
They always say that mother knows best. While you're at it, spend some time with your kids. Federpoone is looking like a better parent than you.
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Go To Chuck & Have A Chat With The Lord
They always say God is listening, please ask him for some help. Lord knows you need it.
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If God Fails You, Turn To Kanye
Give Kanye a call, maybe he can mentor you or help produce your album. He did complain at the VMAs that MTV was using the two of you, here's a way to get "back" at MTV.
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Her career is over I think. People see her as the trash she is.
You aren't giving God a chance are you.. "When God Fails"..... at least let him have a crack at it. I don't think he would try to hard for ol' Britney anyways.
In the end, she could end up dragging Kanye down with her.
You aren't giving God a chance are you.. "When God Fails"..... at least let him have a crack at it. I don't think he would try to hard for ol' Britney anyways.
In the end, she could end up dragging Kanye down with her.
well hopefully he doesn't fail, but if he doesn't Kanye is her last hope for getting her career back together.. but I'm with you I think her career is over.
C'mon Britney, just do the porn and get it over with.
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